December 13th, 2014
10:56 AM ET

On GPS Sunday: Discussing the Senate Intelligence Committee's torture report

Watch "Fareed Zakaria GPS," Sundays at 10 a.m. and 1 p.m. ET on CNN

On GPS this Sunday: Fareed starts with a panel discussion on the revelations from the Senate Intelligence Committee’s torture report. Did Congress know about everything the CIA was doing? He speaks with Jane Harman, a then-member of the House Intelligence Committee and now president of the Woodrow Wilson Center in Washington.

Fareed will also hear a perspective on whether the techniques outlined in the report were justifiable from John Yoo, a former official at the Department of Justice and author of the widely discussed "torture memos."

Also giving his take, former Jordanian Foreign Minister Marwan Muasher discusses whether the Senate committee’s report will damage U.S. standing around the world, especially in the Arab world.

Then, Moazzam Begg wants an apology. He was held in U.S. prisons and says he was abused and witnessed torture. What's his response to the report? Fareed asks him.

Plus, the man who might be Israel's next prime minister? Fareed speaks with Naftali Bennett, the economic minister in Benjamin Netanyahu's cabinet and the leader of the powerful "Jewish Home" party. He explains why he is adamantly opposed to a two-state solution.

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  1. chri§§y

    Now THAT is an oxy moron...Senate Intelligence Committee. Those two words should never be used together. Because there is nothing intelligent about the senate!

    December 13, 2014 at 11:50 am | Reply
    • bobcat2u

      Good Morning chrissy. This article reminds me of a joke ( I bet that really surprises you)

      December 13, 2014 at 12:02 pm | Reply
      • banasy©

        Did the mountain lion rammed your c oont

        December 13, 2014 at 3:06 pm |
    • banasy©

      Ich bin ein freedom fighter

      A SAMPLING OF SOME 114 FREEDOM FIGHTING ORGANIZATIONS IN INDIA:

      1. National Democratic Front of Bodoland (NDFB)

      2. United People's Democratic Solidarity (UPDS)

      3. Kamtapur Liberation Organisation (KLO)

      4. Bodo Liberation Tiger Force (BLTF)

      5. Dima Halim Daogah (DHD)

      6. Karbi National Volunteers (KNV)

      7. Rabha National Security Force (RNSF)

      8. Koch-Rajbongshi Liberation Organisation (KRLO)

      9. Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)

      10. Karbi People's Front (KPF)

      11. Tiwa National Revolutionary Force (TNRF)

      12. Bircha Commando Force (BCF)

      13. Bengali Tiger Force (BTF)

      14. Adivasi Security Force (ASF)

      15. All Assam Adivasi Suraksha Samiti (AAASS)

      16. Gorkha Tiger Force (GTF)

      17. Barak Valley Youth Liberation Front (BVYLF)

      18. United Liberation Front of Barak Valley

      19. United National Liberation Front (UNLF)

      20. People's Liberation Army (PLA)

      21. People's Revolutionary Party of Kangleipak (PREPAK)

      22. The above mentioned three groups now operate from a unified platform,

      23. the Manipur People's Liberation Front (MPLF)

      24. Kangleipak Communist Party (KCP)

      25. Kanglei Yawol Kanna Lup (KYKL)

      26. Manipur Liberation Tiger Army (MLTA)

      27. Iripak Kanba Lup (IKL)

      28. People's Republican Army (PRA)

      29. Kangleipak Kanba Kanglup (KKK)

      30. Kangleipak Liberation Organisation (KLO)

      31. Revolutionary Joint Committee (RJC)

      32. National Socialist Council of Nagaland - Isak-Muivah (NSCN-IM)

      33. People's United Liberation Front (PULF)

      34. Kuki National Army (KNA)

      35. Kuki Revolutionary Army (KRA)

      36. Kuki National Organisation (KNO)

      37. Kuki Independent Army (KIA)

      38. Kuki Defence Force (KDF)

      39. Kuki International Force (KIF)

      40. Kuki National Volunteers (KNV)

      41. Kuki Liberation Front (KLF)

      42. Kuki Security Force (KSF)

      43. Kuki Liberation Army (KLA)

      44. Kuki Revolutionary Front (KRF)

      45. United Kuki Liberation Front (UKLF)

      46. Hmar People's Convention (HPC)

      47. Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)

      48. Hmar Revolutionary Front (HRF)

      49. Zomi Revolutionary Army (ZRA)

      50. Zomi Revolutionary Volunteers (ZRV)

      51. Indigenous People's Revolutionary Alliance(IRPA)

      52. Kom Rem People's Convention (KRPC)

      53. Chin Kuki Revolutionary Front (CKRF)

      54. Hynniewtrep National Liberation Council (HNLC)

      55. Achik National Volunteer Council (ANVC)

      56. People's Liberation Front of Meghalaya (PLF-M)

      57. Hajong United Liberation Army (HULA)

      58. National Socialist Council of Nagaland (Isak-Muivah) – NSCN(IM)

      59. National Socialist Council of Nagaland (Khaplang) – NSCN (K)

      60. Naga National Council (Adino) – NNC (Adino)

      61. Babbar Khalsa International (BKI)

      62. Khalistan Zindabad Force (KZF)

      63. International Sikh Youth Federation (ISYF)

      64. Khalistan Commando Force (KCF)

      65. All-India Sikh Students Federation (AISSF)

      66. Bhindala Tigers Force of Khalistan (BTFK)

      67. Khalistan Liberation Army (KLA)

      68. Khalistan Liberation Front (KLF)

      69. Khalistan Armed Force (KAF)

      70. Dashmesh Regiment

      71. Khalistan Liberation Organisation (KLO)

      72. Khalistan National Army (KNA)

      73. National Liberation Front of Tripura (NLFT)

      74. All Tripura Tiger Force (ATTF)

      75. Tripura Liberation Organisation Front (TLOF)

      76. United Bengali Liberation Front (UBLF)

      77. Tripura Tribal Volunteer Force (TTVF)

      78. Tripura Armed Tribal Commando Force (TATCF)

      79. Tripura Tribal Democratic Force (TTDF)

      80. Tripura Tribal Youth Force (TTYF)

      81. Tripura Liberation Force (TLF)

      82. Tripura Defence Force (TDF)

      83. All Tripura Volunteer Force (ATVF)

      84. Tribal Commando Force (TCF)

      85. Tripura Tribal Youth Force (TTYF)

      86. All Tripura Bharat Suraksha Force (ATBSF)

      87. Tripura Tribal Action Committee Force (TTACF) Socialist Democratic

      88. Front of Tripura (SDFT)

      89. All Tripura National Force (ATNF)

      90. Tripura Tribal Sengkrak Force (TTSF)

      91. Tiger Commando Force (TCF)

      92. Tripura Mukti Police (TMP)

      93. Tripura Rajya Raksha Bahini (TRRB)

      94. Tripura State Volunteers (TSV)

      95. Tripura National Democratic Tribal Force (TNDTF)

      96. National Militia of Tripura (NMT)

      97. All Tripura Bengali Regiment (ATBR)

      98. Bangla Mukti Sena (BMS)

      99. All Tripura Liberation Organisation (ATLO)

      100. Tripura National Army (TNA)

      101. Tripura State Volunteers (TSV)

      102. Borok National Council of Tripura (BNCT)

      103. Mizoram

      104. Bru National Liberation Front

      105. Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)

      106. Arunachal Pradesh

      107. Arunachal Dragon Force (ADF)

      108. Left-wing Extremist groups

      109. People's Guerrilla Army

      110. People's War Group

      111. Maoist Communist Centre

      112. Communist Party of India-Maoist (CPI-Maoist)

      113. Communist Party of India (Marxist Leninist) Janashaktih

      114. Tamil National Retrieval Troops (TNRT)

      December 13, 2014 at 3:03 pm | Reply
    • banasy©

      Really. Too much gel downstairs

      December 13, 2014 at 3:10 pm | Reply
  2. bobcat2u

    A young man was wandering, lost, in a forest when he came upon a small house. Knocking on the door he was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, gray beard. "I’m lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man." "OK," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as well, and entered the house. Before dinner the daughter came down the stairs. She was young, beautiful and had a fantastic figure. She was obviously attracted to the young man as she couldn’t keep her eyes off him during the meal. Remembering the old man’s warning he ignored her and went up to bed alone. But during the night he could bear it no longer and snuck into her room for a night of pas sion. He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldn’t hear and, near dawn, he crept back to his room, exhausted but happy. He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on it that read, "Chinese Torture 1: Large rock on chest." "Well, that’s pretty crappy," he thought. "If that’s the best the old man can do then I don’t have much to worry about." He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and threw the boulder out. As he did so he noticed another note on it that read "Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left testicle." In a panic he glanced down and saw the line that was already getting close to taut. Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration, he jumped out of the window after the boulder. As he plummeted downward he saw a large sign on the ground that read, "Chinese Torture 3: Right testicle tied to bedpost."

    December 13, 2014 at 12:00 pm | Reply
    • banasy©

      Ouch.

      December 13, 2014 at 12:33 pm | Reply
      • banasy©

        Did they rectal hydrate ya?

        December 13, 2014 at 3:08 pm |
      • banasy©

        Again, your anal obsession is showing. Ask DaVide what can be done about your neurosis.

        December 13, 2014 at 3:12 pm |
    • bobcat2u

      Mornin'

      December 13, 2014 at 1:01 pm | Reply
      • banasy©

        'Afternnoon.

        December 13, 2014 at 1:10 pm |
      • bobcat2u

        Oops

        December 13, 2014 at 1:30 pm |
      • banasy©

        Nah, it's morning somewhere.

        December 13, 2014 at 2:54 pm |
      • banasy©

        Give me freedom or gimme death.

        A SAMPLING OF SOME 114 FREEDOM FIGHTING ORGANIZATIONS IN INDIA:

        1. National Democratic Front of Bodoland (NDFB)

        2. United People's Democratic Solidarity (UPDS)

        3. Kamtapur Liberation Organisation (KLO)

        4. Bodo Liberation Tiger Force (BLTF)

        5. Dima Halim Daogah (DHD)

        6. Karbi National Volunteers (KNV)

        7. Rabha National Security Force (RNSF)

        8. Koch-Rajbongshi Liberation Organisation (KRLO)

        9. Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)

        10. Karbi People's Front (KPF)

        11. Tiwa National Revolutionary Force (TNRF)

        12. Bircha Commando Force (BCF)

        13. Bengali Tiger Force (BTF)

        14. Adivasi Security Force (ASF)

        15. All Assam Adivasi Suraksha Samiti (AAASS)

        16. Gorkha Tiger Force (GTF)

        17. Barak Valley Youth Liberation Front (BVYLF)

        18. United Liberation Front of Barak Valley

        19. United National Liberation Front (UNLF)

        20. People's Liberation Army (PLA)

        21. People's Revolutionary Party of Kangleipak (PREPAK)

        22. The above mentioned three groups now operate from a unified platform,

        23. the Manipur People's Liberation Front (MPLF)

        24. Kangleipak Communist Party (KCP)

        25. Kanglei Yawol Kanna Lup (KYKL)

        26. Manipur Liberation Tiger Army (MLTA)

        27. Iripak Kanba Lup (IKL)

        28. People's Republican Army (PRA)

        29. Kangleipak Kanba Kanglup (KKK)

        30. Kangleipak Liberation Organisation (KLO)

        31. Revolutionary Joint Committee (RJC)

        32. National Socialist Council of Nagaland - Isak-Muivah (NSCN-IM)

        33. People's United Liberation Front (PULF)

        34. Kuki National Army (KNA)

        35. Kuki Revolutionary Army (KRA)

        36. Kuki National Organisation (KNO)

        37. Kuki Independent Army (KIA)

        38. Kuki Defence Force (KDF)

        39. Kuki International Force (KIF)

        40. Kuki National Volunteers (KNV)

        41. Kuki Liberation Front (KLF)

        42. Kuki Security Force (KSF)

        43. Kuki Liberation Army (KLA)

        44. Kuki Revolutionary Front (KRF)

        45. United Kuki Liberation Front (UKLF)

        46. Hmar People's Convention (HPC)

        47. Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)

        48. Hmar Revolutionary Front (HRF)

        49. Zomi Revolutionary Army (ZRA)

        50. Zomi Revolutionary Volunteers (ZRV)

        51. Indigenous People's Revolutionary Alliance(IRPA)

        52. Kom Rem People's Convention (KRPC)

        53. Chin Kuki Revolutionary Front (CKRF)

        54. Hynniewtrep National Liberation Council (HNLC)

        55. Achik National Volunteer Council (ANVC)

        56. People's Liberation Front of Meghalaya (PLF-M)

        57. Hajong United Liberation Army (HULA)

        58. National Socialist Council of Nagaland (Isak-Muivah) – NSCN(IM)

        59. National Socialist Council of Nagaland (Khaplang) – NSCN (K)

        60. Naga National Council (Adino) – NNC (Adino)

        61. Babbar Khalsa International (BKI)

        62. Khalistan Zindabad Force (KZF)

        63. International Sikh Youth Federation (ISYF)

        64. Khalistan Commando Force (KCF)

        65. All-India Sikh Students Federation (AISSF)

        66. Bhindala Tigers Force of Khalistan (BTFK)

        67. Khalistan Liberation Army (KLA)

        68. Khalistan Liberation Front (KLF)

        69. Khalistan Armed Force (KAF)

        70. Dashmesh Regiment

        71. Khalistan Liberation Organisation (KLO)

        72. Khalistan National Army (KNA)

        73. National Liberation Front of Tripura (NLFT)

        74. All Tripura Tiger Force (ATTF)

        75. Tripura Liberation Organisation Front (TLOF)

        76. United Bengali Liberation Front (UBLF)

        77. Tripura Tribal Volunteer Force (TTVF)

        78. Tripura Armed Tribal Commando Force (TATCF)

        79. Tripura Tribal Democratic Force (TTDF)

        80. Tripura Tribal Youth Force (TTYF)

        81. Tripura Liberation Force (TLF)

        82. Tripura Defence Force (TDF)

        83. All Tripura Volunteer Force (ATVF)

        84. Tribal Commando Force (TCF)

        85. Tripura Tribal Youth Force (TTYF)

        86. All Tripura Bharat Suraksha Force (ATBSF)

        87. Tripura Tribal Action Committee Force (TTACF) Socialist Democratic

        88. Front of Tripura (SDFT)

        89. All Tripura National Force (ATNF)

        90. Tripura Tribal Sengkrak Force (TTSF)

        91. Tiger Commando Force (TCF)

        92. Tripura Mukti Police (TMP)

        93. Tripura Rajya Raksha Bahini (TRRB)

        94. Tripura State Volunteers (TSV)

        95. Tripura National Democratic Tribal Force (TNDTF)

        96. National Militia of Tripura (NMT)

        97. All Tripura Bengali Regiment (ATBR)

        98. Bangla Mukti Sena (BMS)

        99. All Tripura Liberation Organisation (ATLO)

        100. Tripura National Army (TNA)

        101. Tripura State Volunteers (TSV)

        102. Borok National Council of Tripura (BNCT)

        103. Mizoram

        104. Bru National Liberation Front

        105. Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)

        106. Arunachal Pradesh

        107. Arunachal Dragon Force (ADF)

        108. Left-wing Extremist groups

        109. People's Guerrilla Army

        110. People's War Group

        111. Maoist Communist Centre

        112. Communist Party of India-Maoist (CPI-Maoist)

        113. Communist Party of India (Marxist Leninist) Janashaktih

        114. Tamil National Retrieval Troops (TNRT)

        December 13, 2014 at 3:05 pm |
      • banasy©

        Hey ya f ukky f ukky hindoos from india

        December 13, 2014 at 3:09 pm |
      • banasy©

        Moron

        December 13, 2014 at 3:11 pm |
      • banasy©

        Up your a zz

        December 13, 2014 at 3:13 pm |
      • banasy©

        Choose death. I promise no one will miss your presence on this earth.

        December 13, 2014 at 3:14 pm |
    • banasy©

      I bet the cougar f ukked ya while you were roaming in the jungle. Lol

      December 13, 2014 at 3:07 pm | Reply
      • banasy©

        Does DaVide know you're into bestiality? Maybe he'll finally realize how truly ill you are.

        December 13, 2014 at 3:17 pm |
  3. Blue Saffron

    Hello. I am Blue Saffron. I use 220 different screen names. All in blue.
    I am dum b and stu pid.
    Have a nice day.

    December 13, 2014 at 12:46 pm | Reply
    • bobcat2u

      Aw, don't be so hard on yourself BS !!!

      December 13, 2014 at 1:41 pm | Reply
  4. chri§§y

    Lmao @ bobcat...nope not surprised at all. And great joke btw! I can think of a few i wouldnt mind trying it out on lol

    December 13, 2014 at 1:01 pm | Reply
    • bobcat2u

      Thank you chrissy. And I see you speak of the one who is many.

      December 13, 2014 at 1:38 pm | Reply
  5. dazzle

    Good afternoon all. BC I loved the joke. Certainly changes the landscape here.

    December 13, 2014 at 1:30 pm | Reply
    • bobcat2u

      Thank you dazzle. Just thought I'd try to slip one in before the daily onslaught by the one of many ident ities and whose name shall not be spoken.

      December 13, 2014 at 1:37 pm | Reply
      • banasy©

        Ah, just let those two have GPS so they can bore each other to death with their pet topics.

        They help themselves to our names anyhow, in an attempt to cover the fact they are only talking to themselves.

        December 13, 2014 at 1:55 pm |
      • banasy©

        A SAMPLING OF SOME 114 FREEDOM FIGHTING ORGANIZATIONS IN INDIA:

        1. National Democratic Front of Bodoland (NDFB)

        2. United People's Democratic Solidarity (UPDS)

        3. Kamtapur Liberation Organisation (KLO)

        4. Bodo Liberation Tiger Force (BLTF)

        5. Dima Halim Daogah (DHD)

        6. Karbi National Volunteers (KNV)

        7. Rabha National Security Force (RNSF)

        8. Koch-Rajbongshi Liberation Organisation (KRLO)

        9. Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)

        10. Karbi People's Front (KPF)

        11. Tiwa National Revolutionary Force (TNRF)

        12. Bircha Commando Force (BCF)

        13. Bengali Tiger Force (BTF)

        14. Adivasi Security Force (ASF)

        15. All Assam Adivasi Suraksha Samiti (AAASS)

        16. Gorkha Tiger Force (GTF)

        17. Barak Valley Youth Liberation Front (BVYLF)

        18. United Liberation Front of Barak Valley

        19. United National Liberation Front (UNLF)

        20. People's Liberation Army (PLA)

        21. People's Revolutionary Party of Kangleipak (PREPAK)

        22. The above mentioned three groups now operate from a unified platform,

        23. the Manipur People's Liberation Front (MPLF)

        24. Kangleipak Communist Party (KCP)

        25. Kanglei Yawol Kanna Lup (KYKL)

        26. Manipur Liberation Tiger Army (MLTA)

        27. Iripak Kanba Lup (IKL)

        28. People's Republican Army (PRA)

        29. Kangleipak Kanba Kanglup (KKK)

        30. Kangleipak Liberation Organisation (KLO)

        31. Revolutionary Joint Committee (RJC)

        32. National Socialist Council of Nagaland - Isak-Muivah (NSCN-IM)

        33. People's United Liberation Front (PULF)

        34. Kuki National Army (KNA)

        35. Kuki Revolutionary Army (KRA)

        36. Kuki National Organisation (KNO)

        37. Kuki Independent Army (KIA)

        38. Kuki Defence Force (KDF)

        39. Kuki International Force (KIF)

        40. Kuki National Volunteers (KNV)

        41. Kuki Liberation Front (KLF)

        42. Kuki Security Force (KSF)

        43. Kuki Liberation Army (KLA)

        44. Kuki Revolutionary Front (KRF)

        45. United Kuki Liberation Front (UKLF)

        46. Hmar People's Convention (HPC)

        47. Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)

        48. Hmar Revolutionary Front (HRF)

        49. Zomi Revolutionary Army (ZRA)

        50. Zomi Revolutionary Volunteers (ZRV)

        51. Indigenous People's Revolutionary Alliance(IRPA)

        52. Kom Rem People's Convention (KRPC)

        53. Chin Kuki Revolutionary Front (CKRF)

        54. Hynniewtrep National Liberation Council (HNLC)

        55. Achik National Volunteer Council (ANVC)

        56. People's Liberation Front of Meghalaya (PLF-M)

        57. Hajong United Liberation Army (HULA)

        58. National Socialist Council of Nagaland (Isak-Muivah) – NSCN(IM)

        59. National Socialist Council of Nagaland (Khaplang) – NSCN (K)

        60. Naga National Council (Adino) – NNC (Adino)

        61. Babbar Khalsa International (BKI)

        62. Khalistan Zindabad Force (KZF)

        63. International Sikh Youth Federation (ISYF)

        64. Khalistan Commando Force (KCF)

        65. All-India Sikh Students Federation (AISSF)

        66. Bhindala Tigers Force of Khalistan (BTFK)

        67. Khalistan Liberation Army (KLA)

        68. Khalistan Liberation Front (KLF)

        69. Khalistan Armed Force (KAF)

        70. Dashmesh Regiment

        71. Khalistan Liberation Organisation (KLO)

        72. Khalistan National Army (KNA)

        73. National Liberation Front of Tripura (NLFT)

        74. All Tripura Tiger Force (ATTF)

        75. Tripura Liberation Organisation Front (TLOF)

        76. United Bengali Liberation Front (UBLF)

        77. Tripura Tribal Volunteer Force (TTVF)

        78. Tripura Armed Tribal Commando Force (TATCF)

        79. Tripura Tribal Democratic Force (TTDF)

        80. Tripura Tribal Youth Force (TTYF)

        81. Tripura Liberation Force (TLF)

        82. Tripura Defence Force (TDF)

        83. All Tripura Volunteer Force (ATVF)

        84. Tribal Commando Force (TCF)

        85. Tripura Tribal Youth Force (TTYF)

        86. All Tripura Bharat Suraksha Force (ATBSF)

        87. Tripura Tribal Action Committee Force (TTACF) Socialist Democratic

        88. Front of Tripura (SDFT)

        89. All Tripura National Force (ATNF)

        90. Tripura Tribal Sengkrak Force (TTSF)

        91. Tiger Commando Force (TCF)

        92. Tripura Mukti Police (TMP)

        93. Tripura Rajya Raksha Bahini (TRRB)

        94. Tripura State Volunteers (TSV)

        95. Tripura National Democratic Tribal Force (TNDTF)

        96. National Militia of Tripura (NMT)

        97. All Tripura Bengali Regiment (ATBR)

        98. Bangla Mukti Sena (BMS)

        99. All Tripura Liberation Organisation (ATLO)

        100. Tripura National Army (TNA)

        101. Tripura State Volunteers (TSV)

        102. Borok National Council of Tripura (BNCT)

        103. Mizoram

        104. Bru National Liberation Front

        105. Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)

        106. Arunachal Pradesh

        107. Arunachal Dragon Force (ADF)

        108. Left-wing Extremist groups

        109. People's Guerrilla Army

        110. People's War Group

        111. Maoist Communist Centre

        112. Communist Party of India-Maoist (CPI-Maoist)

        113. Communist Party of India (Marxist Leninist) Janashaktih

        114. Tamil National Retrieval Troops (TNRT)

        December 13, 2014 at 3:03 pm |
  6. dazzle

    I hope you are successful at that BC.

    December 13, 2014 at 1:50 pm | Reply
  7. chri§§y

    Lol @ banasy and to the fact that they have nothing substantial to say also! One is trying to rewrite Laurel and Hardy and the other is trying to write a Stephen King novel. And neither are very su ccessful at either of those. Lmao.

    December 13, 2014 at 2:06 pm | Reply
  8. bobcat2u

    On wisdom, Confucius say...

    Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

    Man who run in front of car get tired.

    Man who run behind car get exhausted.

    Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

    War not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

    Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

    Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

    Man who sit on tack get point!

    Man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion

    He who thinks only of number one must remember this number is next to nothing.

    Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get tone of A flat miner.

    Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn.

    Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.

    Confucius say too damn much.

    December 13, 2014 at 2:42 pm | Reply
    • banasy©

      ^This.^

      December 13, 2014 at 2:53 pm | Reply
    • bobcat2u

      Confucius also say :

      Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

      December 13, 2014 at 2:53 pm | Reply
      • banasy©

        ^Not this.^

        Ew!

        December 13, 2014 at 2:56 pm |
      • banasy©

        You need to get a whiff of my azz.

        December 13, 2014 at 3:16 pm |
      • banasy©

        You need to grow up. At 45, it's high time.

        December 13, 2014 at 3:19 pm |
      • Cantor

        Ok boy. Go change into your diapers now.

        December 13, 2014 at 4:08 pm |
      • banasy©

        What a touching sentiment coming from a 45 year old child.

        December 13, 2014 at 4:16 pm |
  9. chri§§y

    Lololol @ bobcat. That one was just priceless.

    December 13, 2014 at 2:51 pm | Reply
    • banasy©

      I have a dog bone for ya sweetie. Up yours

      December 13, 2014 at 3:17 pm | Reply
      • banasy©

        You're definitely bow wow material.

        December 13, 2014 at 3:20 pm |
      • Cristobal

        Lol you like doggy style, eh. Woof woof

        December 13, 2014 at 3:31 pm |
      • banasy©

        My jacker does. Obviously.

        December 13, 2014 at 3:35 pm |
      • Cantor

        Sir, you know you are an i diot banasy.

        December 13, 2014 at 4:07 pm |
      • banasy©

        BLUE SAFFRON

        Why aren’t you chastising your name-stealing cohorts for the filthy abuse they are heaping on those whose names have been stolen, or the ones who are insulting other posters, like your friends Cantor and Cristobal, above?

        After all, they all worship you. One word from you and they will stop.

        Right?

        Your goal is to “clean up these forums”, correct? Think you can start with your “followers”?

        Are are you afraid that will not live up to the "image" you've carefully constructed for yourself?

        December 13, 2014 at 4:19 pm |
  10. banasy©

    SAY NO TO R ACISM:
    SAY NO TO HINDU N AZISM:

    We thought Hitler died. We thought Nazism ended. We thought Gestapo (SS) was eliminated. Boy, were we wrong.

    Modi is a reincarnation of Hitler. Hindutva in India is the new Nazism. Shiv Sena (abbreviated SS) type ultra right extremist hindutva parties are the nouveau Gestapos. Welcome to fascist India .... Hindu-Stan.

    Ich Bin Ein Berliner.
    Ich Bin Ein Kashmiri.
    Ich Bin Ein Khalistani
    Ich Bin Ein Gujarati

    December 13, 2014 at 3:00 pm | Reply
    • banasy©

      Sie sind ein kranker mann.

      December 13, 2014 at 3:25 pm | Reply
      • Cristobal

        Untermensch.

        December 13, 2014 at 3:29 pm |
      • banasy©

        Another SP. Go figure.

        December 13, 2014 at 3:32 pm |
  11. Blue Saffron☼

    Me and my romanticism. An ode to the holiday season.

    “I see trees of green ….. red roses too
    For me and for you ….. I see em bloom
    And I think to myself…what a wonderful world

    But when I look to the east or west… I see cult like Indian Hindus and ensuing gloom
    And in the neighborhood nothing but doom
    And I say to myself what a miserable world….
    But what a wonderful world it could be if India was sliced, diced and whirled.
    And I say to myself indeed that would be a wonderful world… certainly what a wonderful world !”

    December 13, 2014 at 3:21 pm | Reply
    • Cristobal

      Now that is what I call a poetic genius with a foreign policy flair. Bravo.

      December 13, 2014 at 3:28 pm | Reply
    • banasy©

      Why aren't you chastising your name-stealing cohorts for the filthy abuse they are heaping on those whose names have been stolen?

      After all, they all worship you. One word from you and they will stop.

      Right?

      Your goal is to "clean up these forums", correct? Think you can start with your "followers"?

      December 13, 2014 at 3:30 pm | Reply
      • Cristobal

        Ya talking to self? LMFAO

        December 13, 2014 at 3:40 pm |
      • banasy©

        Cristobal, I was replying to Blue Saffron. Do you know how to read a thread or the function of a reply button?

        December 13, 2014 at 4:10 pm |
  12. Blue Saffron☼

    Love is in the air.

    “I see skies of blue..... clouds of white
    Bright blessed days....dark sacred nights
    And I think to myself .....what a wonderful world.

    But when I look to the east or west… I see Indian Hindus and a medieval cultural sight
    And I think to myself …. what a terrible plight…a terrible blight.
    And I say to myself … let us show it the light….else let us fight decadent India with all our might.”

    December 13, 2014 at 3:26 pm | Reply
    • banasy©

      Since "Love is in the air", why aren’t you chastising your name-stealing cohorts for the filthy abuse they are heaping on those whose names have been stolen/or on those posters when they post?

      After all, they all worship you. One word from you and they will stop.

      Right?

      Your goal is to “clean up these forums”, correct? Think you can start with your “followers”?

      December 13, 2014 at 3:39 pm | Reply
      • Cristobal

        Let us start with you. F ukk off a zz hole.

        December 13, 2014 at 3:41 pm |
      • banasy©

        BLUE SAFFRON

        Why aren’t you chastising your name-stealing cohorts for the filthy abuse they are heaping on those whose names have been stolen, or the ones who are insulting other posters, like your friend Cristobal, above?

        After all, they all worship you. One word from you and they will stop.

        Right?

        Your goal is to “clean up these forums”, correct? Think you can start with your “followers”?

        Are are you afraid that will not live up to the “image” you’ve carefully constructed for yourself?

        December 13, 2014 at 4:21 pm |
  13. Blue Saffron☼

    “I see the colors of a rainbow.....so pretty ..in the Italian sky
    Are also on the faces.....of people ..going by
    I see friends shaking hands.....sayin.. how do you do
    They're really sayin......i love you.

    But when you ask hindu goddess Kali, is her love really true
    She grins, opening her blood dripping jaws wide open ..sayin… I will sacrifice you
    And Lord Ganesh with his elongated snout
    Sayin barbarism is what hindu cult is all about
    And I say to myself what a miserable place India is without a doubt.

    Jingle all the way

    December 13, 2014 at 3:49 pm | Reply
    • Cantor

      Lovely seeing you talk about love so befitting this christmas season. You da man.

      December 13, 2014 at 4:06 pm | Reply
  14. Blue Saffron☼

    Ave Maria.

    “I see skies of blue..... clouds of white
    Bright blessed days....dark sacred nights
    And I think to myself .....what a wonderful world.

    But when I look to the east or west… I see Indian Hindus and a medieval cultural sight
    And I think to myself …. what a terrible plight…a terrible blight.
    And I say to myself … let us show it the light….else let us fight decadent India with all our might.”

    December 13, 2014 at 3:54 pm | Reply
    • banasy©

      Blue Saffron,
      Why aren’t you chastising your name-stealing cohorts for the filthy abuse they are heaping on those whose names have been stolen/or insulted, such as your follower "Cristobal" has just done to me above, in answer to this very post?

      After all, they all worship you. One word from you and they will stop.

      Right?

      Your goal is to “clean up these forums”, correct? Think you can start with your “followers”?

      Thanks.

      December 13, 2014 at 4:14 pm | Reply
  15. ℜazzmatazz

    @Blue Saffron you inspire me. Here is my take.

    I see girls in INDIA like Damini & Sonali threatened and left with marks that will forever stay
    Their lives threatened or taken away and left with memories that will never see the light of day
    Instead of frolicking and singing like a blue jay
    Their breath taken away their young age interrupted …if you may.

    And I say to myself what a miserable world…
    What a t urd HINDDOOU INDIA is in a word
    Hopefully it implodes into a commode
    That we can flush away into a cesspool mode

    December 13, 2014 at 3:59 pm | Reply
    • Cantor

      Amen. Beautiful piece.

      December 13, 2014 at 4:04 pm | Reply
  16. ℜazzmatazz

    Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
    Jingle all the way
    Oh, what fun it is to ride
    In a one buffalo open sleigh
    Jingle bells, jingle bells
    Jingle all the way
    Oh, what fun it is to ride
    In a one cow open sleigh
    O’er the sewage infested waters of Ganges
    And getting infected with leprosy as we sleigh along
    Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way

    December 13, 2014 at 4:01 pm | Reply
  17. Cantor

    Great to see some intelligence on this forum finally. Was tired of pillow talk by perverts. Thank you Blue Saffron for cleaning this forum up.

    December 13, 2014 at 4:03 pm | Reply
    • banasy©

      Like this gem from Cristobal to me?
      Cristobal says:
      December 13, 2014 at 3:31 pm
      Lol you like doggy style, eh. Woof woof

      December 13, 2014 at 4:23 pm | Reply
  18. Blue Saffron

    Rupert says I am du mb and stu pid.
    It is soooooo true.

    December 13, 2014 at 5:14 pm | Reply
  19. Cantor

    It is unfortunate that Indians posing either with western names or as alphabet soup are posting comments that are totally irrelevant and are either anti American or anti Pakistan. It appears to be an attempt to deflect attention from the issue at hand.

    December 13, 2014 at 5:14 pm | Reply
    • banasy©

      Its a pity you think that every posting here is an Indian, when I highly doubt that there is even one.

      My issue with Blue Saffron is:

      Why aren’t you chastising your name-stealing cohorts for the filthy abuse they are heaping on those whose names have been stolen/insulted when they post in the first place?

      After all, they all worship you. One word from you and they will stop.

      Right?

      Your goal is to “clean up these forums”, correct? Think you can start with your “followers”?

      December 13, 2014 at 6:00 pm | Reply
  20. Blue Saffron

    Rupert and Cantor will shove their fi st up my Islamic a.s.s. now.
    I love it.
    First I must pray to Allah and give thanks.
    I am lucky that two men will shove my a.s.s.

    December 13, 2014 at 5:18 pm | Reply
  21. Blue Saffron

    @rupert and cantor. I am ready. Please fis t me up my Pakistani Islamic, dirty, hairy a.s.s.
    Make it feel good.

    December 13, 2014 at 5:23 pm | Reply
  22. Cantor & rupert

    @Blue Saffron. It will be most pleasurable u dirty ugly little Islamic POS.
    BEND -OVER .

    December 13, 2014 at 5:26 pm | Reply
  23. Cantor

    To our Indian brethren we say seize the opportunity and learn from it and change for the better. It is never too late. Shed your fabric of hate and negativity and medievalism and inculcate in yourselves the very essence of Islam and other religions of god that Malala stands for. Adopt a posture of positivity.

    Move forward with this changing world and pull your people out of poverty and struggle for existence quagmire that your people are stuck in.

    December 13, 2014 at 5:26 pm | Reply
  24. Cantor

    Living in the shadows of Pakistan, defined by China, haunted by Kashmir and punctuated by Terror Organizations such as Shiv Sena, India is struggling to find a meaning for its existence (besides a call center) and a place in the new world order.

    WITH MUCH RESPECT FOR OUR HERO. OUR VISIONARY. TRUTHSAYER. SAGE.

    December 13, 2014 at 5:28 pm | Reply
  25. banasy

    I want to azz fuchy blue saffron.

    December 13, 2014 at 5:38 pm | Reply
    • banasy©

      Blue Saffron,

      Why aren’t you chastising your name-stealing cohorts for the filthy abuse they are heaping on those whose names have been stolen/insulted when they post in the first place?

      After all, they all worship you. One word from you and they will stop.

      Right?

      Your goal is to “clean up these forums”, correct? Think you can start with your “followers”?

      December 13, 2014 at 6:03 pm | Reply
  26. T§et§e

    India is the @rse of South Asia while Hinduism represents the worst of what a medieval cult can offer. Indian culture is a conglomeration of bizarre rituals based on inc*st.

    Hindu deities are repulsive representation of horrific characters that incite b@stiality and pedophilic practices and violent and extremist acts on humans such as sacrificial rituals.

    December 13, 2014 at 5:47 pm | Reply
  27. Saint Blue Saffron♔

    Memo to File:

    Political pugatory will not lead to season tickets to the pearly gates of heaven and to rivers of pinot noir. To the contrary such torture reports will surely qualify you to hellfire. Redemption is available but will require sacrifices that will test limits. Such is the will of God and path to salvation.

    December 13, 2014 at 6:11 pm | Reply
  28. chri§§y

    Good question. Lol of course banasy, we already know the answer dont we. Lol

    December 13, 2014 at 6:14 pm | Reply
  29. Chappel H

    Airing dirty laundry in public is not a path to righteousness. These are cowardly dissertations and digressions. So I agree with you @Saint Blue Saffron.

    The criminals must be tried in a court of law.

    December 13, 2014 at 6:29 pm | Reply
    • banasy©

      Yes, and to be considered for canonization, one must be dead.

      December 13, 2014 at 7:19 pm | Reply
  30. Blue Saffron☼

    Time and again I have profusely thanked for the attention I have gotten. I did not and do not seek fame but will not look a gift horse in the mouth. Thank you again. I am here for you and with you.

    Some of you abuse me. That is not what I am proud of. But even Prophet Jesus was given a tough time. Not saying I am him but just an analogy. I will try to live up to your expectations. Please keep my feet grounded in reality.

    To all of you Happy Holidays. Merry Christmas.

    December 13, 2014 at 6:52 pm | Reply
    • banasy©

      Blue Saffron,

      Why aren’t you chastising your name-stealing cohorts for the filthy abuse they are heaping on those whose names have been stolen/insulted when they post in the first place?

      After all, they all worship you. One word from you and they will stop.

      Right?

      Your goal is to “clean up these forums”, correct? Think you can start with your “followers”?

      December 13, 2014 at 6:54 pm | Reply
    • Hannah

      Words come out of you like mikimoto pearls. You are a man of gold @ Blue Saffron. I am so proud of you.

      December 13, 2014 at 6:59 pm | Reply
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