January 22nd, 2015
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  1. Cuchumber

    Wow!!! So many freedom fighting outfits in India. WOW!!!
    Hinddooos must be pulling their usual "suppress the minorities routine" on them. After all the protesting, they took matters in their own hands. So there we have it.

    INDIA, A FREEDOM FIGHTING CENTRALE!!!

    Gimme Kashmir!! Gimme Sikhland!! Gimme Tamil Land!!! Gimme Muslimland!!!

    FOLKS, just look at all the Freedom Fighting Outfits in India. They ain't no soup kitchens. Right?

    AND THEY ALL CAN'T BE WRONG !!!

    Hmmmmmm..

    A SAMPLING OF SOME 114 FREEDOM FIGHTING ORGANIZATIONS IN INDIA:

    1. National Democratic Front of Bodoland (NDFB)

    2. United People's Democratic Solidarity (UPDS)

    3. Kamtapur Liberation Organisation (KLO)

    4. Bodo Liberation Tiger Force (BLTF)

    5. Dima Halim Daogah (DHD)

    6. Karbi National Volunteers (KNV)

    7. Rabha National Security Force (RNSF)

    8. Koch-Rajbongshi Liberation Organisation (KRLO)

    9. Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)

    10. Karbi People's Front (KPF)

    11. Tiwa National Revolutionary Force (TNRF)

    12. Bircha Commando Force (BCF)

    13. Bengali Tiger Force (BTF)

    14. Adivasi Security Force (ASF)

    15. All Assam Adivasi Suraksha Samiti (AAASS)

    16. Gorkha Tiger Force (GTF)

    17. Barak Valley Youth Liberation Front (BVYLF)

    18. United Liberation Front of Barak Valley

    19. United National Liberation Front (UNLF)

    20. People's Liberation Army (PLA)

    21. People's Revolutionary Party of Kangleipak (PREPAK)

    22. The above mentioned three groups now operate from a unified platform,

    23. the Manipur People's Liberation Front (MPLF)

    24. Kangleipak Communist Party (KCP)

    25. Kanglei Yawol Kanna Lup (KYKL)

    26. Manipur Liberation Tiger Army (MLTA)

    27. Iripak Kanba Lup (IKL)

    28. People's Republican Army (PRA)

    29. Kangleipak Kanba Kanglup (KKK)

    30. Kangleipak Liberation Organisation (KLO)

    31. Revolutionary Joint Committee (RJC)

    32. National Socialist Council of Nagaland - Isak-Muivah (NSCN-IM)

    33. People's United Liberation Front (PULF)

    34. Kuki National Army (KNA)

    35. Kuki Revolutionary Army (KRA)

    36. Kuki National Organisation (KNO)

    37. Kuki Independent Army (KIA)

    38. Kuki Defence Force (KDF)

    39. Kuki International Force (KIF)

    40. Kuki National Volunteers (KNV)

    41. Kuki Liberation Front (KLF)

    42. Kuki Security Force (KSF)

    43. Kuki Liberation Army (KLA)

    44. Kuki Revolutionary Front (KRF)

    45. United Kuki Liberation Front (UKLF)

    46. Hmar People's Convention (HPC)

    47. Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)

    48. Hmar Revolutionary Front (HRF)

    49. Zomi Revolutionary Army (ZRA)

    50. Zomi Revolutionary Volunteers (ZRV)

    51. Indigenous People's Revolutionary Alliance(IRPA)

    52. Kom Rem People's Convention (KRPC)

    53. Chin Kuki Revolutionary Front (CKRF)

    54. Hynniewtrep National Liberation Council (HNLC)

    55. Achik National Volunteer Council (ANVC)

    56. People's Liberation Front of Meghalaya (PLF-M)

    57. Hajong United Liberation Army (HULA)

    58. National Socialist Council of Nagaland (Isak-Muivah) – NSCN(IM)

    59. National Socialist Council of Nagaland (Khaplang) – NSCN (K)

    60. Naga National Council (Adino) – NNC (Adino)

    61. Babbar Khalsa International (BKI)

    62. Khalistan Zindabad Force (KZF)

    63. International Sikh Youth Federation (ISYF)

    64. Khalistan Commando Force (KCF)

    65. All-India Sikh Students Federation (AISSF)

    66. Bhindala Tigers Force of Khalistan (BTFK)

    67. Khalistan Liberation Army (KLA)

    68. Khalistan Liberation Front (KLF)

    69. Khalistan Armed Force (KAF)

    70. Dashmesh Regiment

    71. Khalistan Liberation Organisation (KLO)

    72. Khalistan National Army (KNA)

    73. National Liberation Front of Tripura (NLFT)

    74. All Tripura Tiger Force (ATTF)

    75. Tripura Liberation Organisation Front (TLOF)

    76. United Bengali Liberation Front (UBLF)

    77. Tripura Tribal Volunteer Force (TTVF)

    78. Tripura Armed Tribal Commando Force (TATCF)

    79. Tripura Tribal Democratic Force (TTDF)

    80. Tripura Tribal Youth Force (TTYF)

    81. Tripura Liberation Force (TLF)

    82. Tripura Defence Force (TDF)

    83. All Tripura Volunteer Force (ATVF)

    84. Tribal Commando Force (TCF)

    85. Tripura Tribal Youth Force (TTYF)

    86. All Tripura Bharat Suraksha Force (ATBSF)

    87. Tripura Tribal Action Committee Force (TTACF) Socialist Democratic

    88. Front of Tripura (SDFT)

    89. All Tripura National Force (ATNF)

    90. Tripura Tribal Sengkrak Force (TTSF)

    91. Tiger Commando Force (TCF)

    92. Tripura Mukti Police (TMP)

    93. Tripura Rajya Raksha Bahini (TRRB)

    94. Tripura State Volunteers (TSV)

    95. Tripura National Democratic Tribal Force (TNDTF)

    96. National Militia of Tripura (NMT)

    97. All Tripura Bengali Regiment (ATBR)

    98. Bangla Mukti Sena (BMS)

    99. All Tripura Liberation Organisation (ATLO)

    100. Tripura National Army (TNA)

    101. Tripura State Volunteers (TSV)

    102. Borok National Council of Tripura (BNCT)

    103. Mizoram

    104. Bru National Liberation Front

    105. Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)

    106. Arunachal Pradesh

    107. Arunachal Dragon Force (ADF)

    108. Left-wing Extremist groups

    109. People's Guerrilla Army

    110. People's War Group

    111. Maoist Communist Centre

    112. Communist Party of India-Maoist (CPI-Maoist)

    113. Communist Party of India (Marxist Leninist) Janashaktih

    114. Tamil National Retrieval Troops (TNRT)

    SOME MORE FREEDOM FIGHTING ORGANIZATIONS IN INDIA

    Akhil Bharat Nepali Ekta Samaj (ABNES)
    Al Badr
    All Tripura Tiger Force
    Al-Qaida
    Al-Umar-Mujahideen
    Babbar Khalsa International
    Communist Party of India (Maoist) all its formations and front organisations
    Communist Party of India (Marxist-Leninist) - People’s War, All its formations and front organizations
    Deendar Anjuman
    Dukhtaran-e-Millat (DEM)
    Harkat-ul-Mujahideen / Harkat-ul-Ansar / Harkat-ul-Jehad-e-Islami
    Hizb-ul-Mujahideen / Hizb-ul-Mujahideen Pir Panjal Regiment
    Indian Mujahideen and all its formations and front organisations
    International Sikh Youth Federation
    Jaish-e-Mohammad / Tahrik-e-Furqan
    Jamiat-ul-Mujahideen
    Jammu and Kashmir Islamic Front
    Kanglei Yawol Kanna Lup (KYKL)
    Kangleipak Communist Party (KCP)
    Khalistan Commando Force
    Khalistan Zindabad Force
    Lashkar-e-Taiba/ Pasban-e-Ahle Hadis
    Manipur People’s Liberation Front (MPLF)
    Maoist Communist Centre (MCC), All its formations and Front Organisations
    National Democratic Front of Bodoland (NDFB)
    National Liberation Front of Tripura
    People's Revolutionary Party of Kangleippak (PREPAK)
    Students Islamic Movement of India
    Tamil Nadu Liberation Army (TNLA)
    Tamil National Retrieval Troops (TNRT)
    Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam (LTTE)
    United Liberation Front of Assam (ULFA)
    United National Liberation Front (UNLF)
    Students Islamic Movement of India (SIMI)[

    United Liberation Front of Asom (ULFA)
    National Democratic Front of Bodoland (NDFB)
    United People's Democratic Solidarity (UPDS)
    Kamtapur Liberation Organisation (KLO)
    Bodo Liberation Tiger Force (BLTF)
    Dima Halim Daogah (DHD)
    Karbi National Volunteers (KNV)
    Rabha National Security Force (RNSF)
    Koch-Rajbongshi Liberation Organisation (KRLO)
    Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)
    Karbi People's Front (KPF)
    Tiwa National Revolutionary Force (TNRF)
    Bircha Commando Force (BCF)
    Bengali Tiger Force (BTF)
    Adivasi Security Force (ASF)
    All Assam Adivasi Suraksha Samiti (AAASS)
    Gorkha Tiger Force (GTF)
    Barak Valley Youth Liberation Front (BVYLF)
    Muslim United Liberation Tigers of Assam (MULTA)
    United Liberation Front of Barak Valley
    Muslim United Liberation Front of Assam (MULFA)
    Muslim Security Council of Assam (MSCA)
    United Liberation Militia of Assam (ULMA)
    Islamic Liberation Army of Assam (ILAA)
    Muslim Volunteer Force (MVF)
    Muslim Liberation Army (MLA)
    Muslim Security Force (MSF)
    Islamic Sevak Sangh (ISS)
    Islamic United Reformation Protest of India (IURPI)
    United Muslim Liberation Front of Assam (UMLFA)
    Revolutionary Muslim Commandos (RMC)
    Muslim Tiger Force (MTF)
    People’s United Liberation Front (PULF)
    Adam Sena (AS)
    Harkat-ul-Mujahideen
    Harkat-ul-Jehad
    Jammu & Kashmir

    Wow!!! So many freedom fighting outfits in India. WOW!!!
    Hinddooos must be pulling their usual "suppress the minorities routine" on them. After all the protesting, they took matters in their own hands. So there we have it.

    INDIA, A FREEDOM FIGHTING CENTRALE!!!

    Gimme Kashmir!! Gimme Sikhland!! Gimme Tamil Land!!! Gimme Muslimland!!!

    WAIT WAIT.....SOME MORE FREEDOM FIGHTING ORGANIZATIONS IN INDIA

    Akhil Bharat Nepali Ekta Samaj (ABNES)
    Al Badr
    All Tripura Tiger Force
    Al-Qaida
    Al-Umar-Mujahideen
    Babbar Khalsa International
    Communist Party of India (Maoist) all its formations and front organisations
    Communist Party of India (Marxist-Leninist) - People’s War, All its formations and front organizations
    Deendar Anjuman
    Dukhtaran-e-Millat (DEM)
    Harkat-ul-Mujahideen / Harkat-ul-Ansar / Harkat-ul-Jehad-e-Islami
    Hizb-ul-Mujahideen / Hizb-ul-Mujahideen Pir Panjal Regiment
    Indian Mujahideen and all its formations and front organisations
    International Sikh Youth Federation
    Jaish-e-Mohammad / Tahrik-e-Furqan
    Jamiat-ul-Mujahideen
    Jammu and Kashmir Islamic Front
    Kanglei Yawol Kanna Lup (KYKL)
    Kangleipak Communist Party (KCP)
    Khalistan Commando Force
    Khalistan Zindabad Force
    Lashkar-e-Taiba/ Pasban-e-Ahle Hadis
    Manipur People’s Liberation Front (MPLF)
    Maoist Communist Centre (MCC), All its formations and Front Organisations
    National Democratic Front of Bodoland (NDFB)
    National Liberation Front of Tripura
    People's Revolutionary Party of Kangleipak (PREPAK)
    Students Islamic Movement of India
    Tamil Nadu Liberation Army (TNLA)
    Tamil National Retrieval Troops (TNRT)
    Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam (LTTE)
    United Liberation Front of Assam (ULFA)
    United National Liberation Front (UNLF)
    Students Islamic Movement of India (SIMI)[

    United Liberation Front of Asom (ULFA)
    National Democratic Front of Bodoland (NDFB)
    United People's Democratic Solidarity (UPDS)
    Kamtapur Liberation Organisation (KLO)
    Bodo Liberation Tiger Force (BLTF)
    Dima Halim Daogah (DHD)
    Karbi National Volunteers (KNV)
    Rabha National Security Force (RNSF)
    Koch-Rajbongshi Liberation Organisation (KRLO)
    Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)
    Karbi People's Front (KPF)
    Tiwa National Revolutionary Force (TNRF)
    Bircha Commando Force (BCF)
    Bengali Tiger Force (BTF)
    Adivasi Security Force (ASF)
    All Assam Adivasi Suraksha Samiti (AAASS)
    Gorkha Tiger Force (GTF)
    Barak Valley Youth Liberation Front (BVYLF)
    Muslim United Liberation Tigers of Assam (MULTA)
    United Liberation Front of Barak Valley
    Muslim United Liberation Front of Assam (MULFA)
    Muslim Security Council of Assam (MSCA)
    United Liberation Militia of Assam (ULMA)
    Islamic Liberation Army of Assam (ILAA)
    Muslim Volunteer Force (MVF)
    Muslim Liberation Army (MLA)
    Muslim Security Force (MSF)
    Islamic Sevak Sangh (ISS)
    Islamic United Reformation Protest of India (IURPI)
    United Muslim Liberation Front of Assam (UMLFA)
    Revolutionary Muslim Commandos (RMC)
    Muslim Tiger Force (MTF)
    People’s United Liberation Front (PULF)
    Adam Sena (AS)
    Harkat-ul-Mujahideen
    Harkat-ul-Jehad
    Jammu & Kashmir

    WAIT ... WAIT .......EVEN MORE FREEDOM FIGHTING ORGANIZATIONS IN INDIA::

    Hynniewtrep National Liberation Council (HNLC)
    Achik National Volunteer Council (ANVC)
    People’s Liberation Front of Meghalaya (PLF-M)
    Hajong United Liberation Army (HULA)
    Nagaland

    National Socialist Council of Nagaland (Isak-Muivah) – NSCN(IM)
    National Socialist Council of Nagaland (Khaplang) – NSCN (K)
    Naga National Council (Adino) – NNC (Adino)
    Punjab
    Babbar Khalsa International (BKI)
    Khalistan Zindabad Force (KZF)
    International Sikh Youth Federation (ISYF)
    Khalistan Commando Force (KCF)
    All-India Sikh Students Federation (AISSF)
    Bhindala Tigers Force of Khalistan (BTFK)
    Khalistan Liberation Army (KLA)
    Khalistan Liberation Front (KLF)
    Khalistan Armed Force (KAF)
    Dashmesh Regiment
    Khalistan Liberation Organisation (KLO)
    Khalistan National Army (KNA)

    National Liberation Front of Tripura (NLFT)
    All Tripura Tiger Force (ATTF)
    Tripura Liberation Organisation Front (TLOF)
    United Bengali Liberation Front (UBLF)
    Tripura Tribal Volunteer Force (TTVF)
    Tripura Armed Tribal Commando Force (TATCF)
    Tripura Tribal Democratic Force (TTDF)
    Tripura Tribal Youth Force (TTYF)
    Tripura Liberation Force (TLF)
    Tripura Defence Force (TDF)
    All Tripura Volunteer Force (ATVF)
    Tribal Commando Force (TCF)
    Tripura Tribal Youth Force (TTYF)
    All Tripura Bharat Suraksha Force (ATBSF)
    Tripura Tribal Action Committee Force (TTACF)
    Socialist Democratic Front of Tripura (SDFT)
    All Tripura National Force (ATNF)
    Tripura Tribal Sengkrak Force (TTSF)
    Tiger Commando Force (TCF)
    Tripura Mukti Police (TMP)
    Tripura Rajya Raksha Bahini (TRRB)
    Tripura State Volunteers (TSV)
    Tripura National Democratic Tribal Force (TNDTF)

    EVEN MORE FREEDOM FIGHTING ORGANIZATIONS IN INDIA::

    National Militia of Tripura (NMT)
    All Tripura Bengali Regiment (ATBR)
    Bangla Mukti Sena (BMS)
    All Tripura Liberation Organisation (ATLO)
    Tripura National Army (TNA)
    Tripura State Volunteers (TSV)
    Borok National Council of Tripura (BNCT)
    Mizoram
    Bru National Liberation Front
    Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)

    Arunachal Dragon Force (ADF)

    Communist Party of India-Maoist (CPI-Maoist)
    People's War Group
    Maoist Communist Centre
    People's Guerrilla Army
    Communist Party of India-Marxist Leninist-Janashakti(CPI-ML-Janashakti)
    Tritiya Prastuti Committee (TPC)

    Tamil National Retrieval Troops (TNRT)
    Akhil Bharat Nepali Ekta Samaj (ABNES)
    Tamil Nadu Liberation Army (TNLA)
    Deendar Anjuman
    Students Islamic Movement of India (SIMI)
    Asif Reza Commando Force
    Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam (LTTE)
    Kamatapur Liberation Organisation (KLO)
    Ranvir Sena

    Wow!!! So many freedom fighting outfits in India. WOW!!!
    Hinddooos must be pulling their usual "suppress the minorities routine" on them. After all the protesting, they took matters in their own hands. So there we have it.

    INDIA, A FREEDOM FIGHTING CENTRALE!!!

    Gimme Kashmir!! Gimme Sikhland!! Gimme Tamil Land!!! Gimme Muslimland!!!

    FOLKS, just look at all the Freedom Fighting Outfits in India. They ain't no soup kitchens. Right?

    AND THEY ALL CAN'T BE WRONG !!!

    January 27, 2015 at 12:59 pm | Reply
    • banasy©

      This recently discovered folio edition of “Hamlet” follows other known
      versions closely until Act V, Scene II, where it begins to diverge at
      line 232, as will be seen:
      KING…’Now the king drinks to Hamlet.’ Come, begin,
      And you the judges, bear a wary eye
      Trumpets sound. HAMLET and LAERTES take their stations
      HAMLET: Come on, sir.
      LAERTES: Come, my lord.
      Enter FRED, DAPHNE, VELMA, SHAGGY, AND SCOOBY
      DAPHNE: Wait!
      SHAGGY: Stop the fight!
      HAMLET and LAERTES put up their foils
      KING: I like this not. Say wherefore you do speak?
      FRED: Good lord, I pray thee, let thy anger wait.
      For we, in seeking clues, have found the truth
      Behind the strange events of latter days.
      VELMA: The first clue came from Elsinore’s high walls,
      Where, so said Hamlet, Hamlet’s ghost did walk.
      Yet though the elder Hamlet met his death,
      And perforce hath been buried in the ground,
      ‘Tis yet true one would not expect a ghost
      To carry mud upon his spectral boots.
      Yet mud didst Shaggy and his faithful hound
      Espy, with footprints leading to a drop.
      This might, at first, indeed bespeak a ghost…
      Until, when I did seek for other answers,
      I found a great, wide cloth of deepest black
      Discarded in the moat of Elsinore.
      ‘Tis clear, the “ghost” used this to slow his fall
      While darkness rendered him invisible.
      FRED: The second clue we found, my lord, was this.
      KING: It seems to me a portrait of my brother
      In staine’d glass, that sunlight may shine through.
      FRED: But see, my lord, when placed before a lantern-
      KING: My brother’s ghost!
      HAMLET: My father!
      VELMA: Nay, his image.
      FRED: In sooth, that image caught the Prince’s eye
      When he went to confront his lady mother.
      Nor did his sword pierce poor Polonius.
      For Hamlet’s blade did mark the castle wall
      Behind the rent made in the tapestry.
      Polonius was murdered by another.
      The knife which killed him entered from behind.
      LAERTES: But who?
      FRED: Indeed my lords, that you shall see.
      HAMLET: And if this ghost was naught but light and air,
      Then what of that which I did touch and speak to?
      The GHOST enters.
      GHOST: Indeed, my son.
      SHAGGY: Zoinks!
      DAPHNE: Jenkies!
      GHOST: Mark them not.
      Thou hast neglected duty far too long.
      Shall this, my murderer, live on unharmed?
      Must I remain forever unavenged?
      SCOOBY and SHAGGY run away from the GHOST. SCOOBY, looking backward,
      runs into a tapestry, tearing it down. As a result, tapestries around
      the walls collapse, one surrounding the GHOST.
      GHOST: What?
      FRED: Good Osric, pray restrain that “ghost,”
      That we may reach the bottom of the matter.
      Now let us see who truly walked tonight.
      FRED removes the helm and the disguise from the GHOST’S face.
      ALL: Tis Fortinbras!
      FRED: The valiant prince of Norway!
      FORTINBRAS: Indeed it is, and curses on you all!
      This Hamlet’s father brought my own to death,
      And cost me all my rightful heritage.
      And so I killed this king, and hoped his son
      Would prove no obstacle to Norway’s crown.
      Then Claudius bethought himself the killer
      (As if one might be poisoned through the ear!)
      The brother, not the son, took Denmark’s throne,
      And held to Norway with a tighter grip.
      I swore an end to Denmark’s royal house.
      I spoke to Hamlet of his uncle’s crimes.
      Then killed Polonius to spark Laertes.
      This day, with poison’s aid, all might have died,
      And Denmark might have come to me as well
      As my beloved Norway and revenge.
      My scheme blinded them all, as if by fog
      But for these medd’ling kids and this their dog.
      KING: The villain stands confessed. Now let us go.
      For much remains to us to be discussed.
      And suitable reward must needs be found
      For these, our young detectives and their hound.
      EXEUNT OMNES.

      January 27, 2015 at 1:04 pm | Reply
  2. 2024 Election Results

    Lithgow could easily act like a republican. He's a much better actor than Reagan ever was.

    January 27, 2015 at 1:00 pm | Reply
    • banasy©

      While that's true, if Lithgow ran for POTUS in 2024, he'd be 79.

      January 27, 2015 at 1:03 pm | Reply
  3. bobcat2u

    A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked:

    "Excuse me Father, could I ask a favor?"

    "Of course my child, What can I do for you?"

    "Here is the problem, I bought myself a new sophisticated vibrating hair remover for which I paid an enormous sum of money. I have really gone over the declaration limits and I am worried that they will confiscate it at customs. Do you think you could hide it under your cas sock?"

    "Of course I could, my child, but you must realize that I cannot lie."

    "You have such an honest face Father, I am sure they will not ask you any questions", and she gave him the 'hair remover'.The aircraft arrived at its destination. When the priest presented himself to customs he was asked,

    "Father, do you have anything to declare?"

    "From the top of my head to my sash, I have nothing to declare, my son", he replied.

    Finding his reply strange, the customs officer asked, "And from the sash down, what do you have?"

    The priest replied, "I have there a marvelous little instrument destined for use by women, but which has never been used."

    Breaking out in laughter, the customs officer said, "Go ahead Father. Next!"

    January 27, 2015 at 1:05 pm | Reply
  4. 2024 Election Results

    Old Miss America won in a landslide anyway and Beaver Cleaver is your new V.P. Welcome to Idiocracy USA 2024. Virtually all are obese and stupid. And very well medicated out of their minds.

    January 27, 2015 at 1:07 pm | Reply
    • banasy©

      DT w/ JH

      Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful
      flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's
      carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very
      beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk.

      January 27, 2015 at 1:12 pm | Reply
    • 2024 Election Results

      "Old Miss" America is the first black female president ever. She's from Tupelo and weighs over 350 lbs. which appeals to the average voter who is already obese right now. In another 10 years super obese.

      January 27, 2015 at 1:12 pm | Reply
  5. bobcat2u

    A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he wants to let them know he means business!

    The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do you make a week?"

    A little surprised, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $300.00 a week. Why?"

    The CEO then hands the guy $1,200 in cash and screams, "Here's four weeks pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!"

    Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off was doing here?"

    With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's.

    January 27, 2015 at 1:08 pm | Reply
    • banasy©

      DT w/ JH

      It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I
      guess that's what I like about it. It's easy. Just sitting there,
      rocking back and forth, wanting that money.

      January 27, 2015 at 1:14 pm | Reply
  6. bobcat2u

    A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital.
    "How are you grandpa? he asks.

    "Feeling fine," says the old man.

    "What's the food like?"

    "Terrific, wonderful menus."

    "And the nursing?"

    "Just couldn't be better. These young nurses really take care of you."

    "What about sleeping? Do you sleep OK?"

    "No problem at all nine hours solid every night. At 10 o'clock they bring me a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet ... and that's it. I go out like a light."

    The grandson is puzzled and a little alarmed by this, so rushes off to question the nurse in charge.

    "What are you people doing," he says, "I'm told you're giving an 85-year-old Viagra on a daily basis. Surely that can't be true?"

    "Oh, yes," replies the nurse. "Every night at 10 o'clock we give him a cup of chocolate and a Viagra tablet. It works wonderfully well. The chocolate makes him sleep, and the Viagra stops him from rolling out of bed."

    January 27, 2015 at 1:10 pm | Reply
  7. bobcat2u

    A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive, blonde, female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it, looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into her house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came again. She marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions, the man asked her,
    "Is something wrong?"

    To which she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps telling me I have mail!"

    January 27, 2015 at 1:15 pm | Reply
  8. 2024 Idiocracy USA

    Congress convenes at State Hospitals. Politicians no longer golf. They go bowling.

    January 27, 2015 at 1:16 pm | Reply
    • Cuchumber

      Okay

      Wow!!! So many freedom fighting outfits in India. WOW!!!
      Hinddooos must be pulling their usual "suppress the minorities routine" on them. After all the protesting, they took matters in their own hands. So there we have it.

      INDIA, A FREEDOM FIGHTING CENTRALE!!!

      Gimme Kashmir!! Gimme Sikhland!! Gimme Tamil Land!!! Gimme Muslimland!!!

      FOLKS, just look at all the Freedom Fighting Outfits in India. They ain't no soup kitchens. Right?

      AND THEY ALL CAN'T BE WRONG !!!

      Hmmmmmm..

      A SAMPLING OF SOME 114 FREEDOM FIGHTING ORGANIZATIONS IN INDIA:

      1. National Democratic Front of Bodoland (NDFB)

      2. United People's Democratic Solidarity (UPDS)

      3. Kamtapur Liberation Organisation (KLO)

      4. Bodo Liberation Tiger Force (BLTF)

      5. Dima Halim Daogah (DHD)

      6. Karbi National Volunteers (KNV)

      7. Rabha National Security Force (RNSF)

      8. Koch-Rajbongshi Liberation Organisation (KRLO)

      9. Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)

      10. Karbi People's Front (KPF)

      11. Tiwa National Revolutionary Force (TNRF)

      12. Bircha Commando Force (BCF)

      13. Bengali Tiger Force (BTF)

      14. Adivasi Security Force (ASF)

      15. All Assam Adivasi Suraksha Samiti (AAASS)

      16. Gorkha Tiger Force (GTF)

      17. Barak Valley Youth Liberation Front (BVYLF)

      18. United Liberation Front of Barak Valley

      19. United National Liberation Front (UNLF)

      20. People's Liberation Army (PLA)

      21. People's Revolutionary Party of Kangleipak (PREPAK)

      22. The above mentioned three groups now operate from a unified platform,

      23. the Manipur People's Liberation Front (MPLF)

      24. Kangleipak Communist Party (KCP)

      25. Kanglei Yawol Kanna Lup (KYKL)

      26. Manipur Liberation Tiger Army (MLTA)

      27. Iripak Kanba Lup (IKL)

      28. People's Republican Army (PRA)

      29. Kangleipak Kanba Kanglup (KKK)

      30. Kangleipak Liberation Organisation (KLO)

      31. Revolutionary Joint Committee (RJC)

      32. National Socialist Council of Nagaland - Isak-Muivah (NSCN-IM)

      33. People's United Liberation Front (PULF)

      34. Kuki National Army (KNA)

      35. Kuki Revolutionary Army (KRA)

      36. Kuki National Organisation (KNO)

      37. Kuki Independent Army (KIA)

      38. Kuki Defence Force (KDF)

      39. Kuki International Force (KIF)

      40. Kuki National Volunteers (KNV)

      41. Kuki Liberation Front (KLF)

      42. Kuki Security Force (KSF)

      43. Kuki Liberation Army (KLA)

      44. Kuki Revolutionary Front (KRF)

      45. United Kuki Liberation Front (UKLF)

      46. Hmar People's Convention (HPC)

      47. Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)

      48. Hmar Revolutionary Front (HRF)

      49. Zomi Revolutionary Army (ZRA)

      50. Zomi Revolutionary Volunteers (ZRV)

      51. Indigenous People's Revolutionary Alliance(IRPA)

      52. Kom Rem People's Convention (KRPC)

      53. Chin Kuki Revolutionary Front (CKRF)

      54. Hynniewtrep National Liberation Council (HNLC)

      55. Achik National Volunteer Council (ANVC)

      56. People's Liberation Front of Meghalaya (PLF-M)

      57. Hajong United Liberation Army (HULA)

      58. National Socialist Council of Nagaland (Isak-Muivah) – NSCN(IM)

      59. National Socialist Council of Nagaland (Khaplang) – NSCN (K)

      60. Naga National Council (Adino) – NNC (Adino)

      61. Babbar Khalsa International (BKI)

      62. Khalistan Zindabad Force (KZF)

      63. International Sikh Youth Federation (ISYF)

      64. Khalistan Commando Force (KCF)

      65. All-India Sikh Students Federation (AISSF)

      66. Bhindala Tigers Force of Khalistan (BTFK)

      67. Khalistan Liberation Army (KLA)

      68. Khalistan Liberation Front (KLF)

      69. Khalistan Armed Force (KAF)

      70. Dashmesh Regiment

      71. Khalistan Liberation Organisation (KLO)

      72. Khalistan National Army (KNA)

      73. National Liberation Front of Tripura (NLFT)

      74. All Tripura Tiger Force (ATTF)

      75. Tripura Liberation Organisation Front (TLOF)

      76. United Bengali Liberation Front (UBLF)

      77. Tripura Tribal Volunteer Force (TTVF)

      78. Tripura Armed Tribal Commando Force (TATCF)

      79. Tripura Tribal Democratic Force (TTDF)

      80. Tripura Tribal Youth Force (TTYF)

      81. Tripura Liberation Force (TLF)

      82. Tripura Defence Force (TDF)

      83. All Tripura Volunteer Force (ATVF)

      84. Tribal Commando Force (TCF)

      85. Tripura Tribal Youth Force (TTYF)

      86. All Tripura Bharat Suraksha Force (ATBSF)

      87. Tripura Tribal Action Committee Force (TTACF) Socialist Democratic

      88. Front of Tripura (SDFT)

      89. All Tripura National Force (ATNF)

      90. Tripura Tribal Sengkrak Force (TTSF)

      91. Tiger Commando Force (TCF)

      92. Tripura Mukti Police (TMP)

      93. Tripura Rajya Raksha Bahini (TRRB)

      94. Tripura State Volunteers (TSV)

      95. Tripura National Democratic Tribal Force (TNDTF)

      96. National Militia of Tripura (NMT)

      97. All Tripura Bengali Regiment (ATBR)

      98. Bangla Mukti Sena (BMS)

      99. All Tripura Liberation Organisation (ATLO)

      100. Tripura National Army (TNA)

      101. Tripura State Volunteers (TSV)

      102. Borok National Council of Tripura (BNCT)

      103. Mizoram

      104. Bru National Liberation Front

      105. Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)

      106. Arunachal Pradesh

      107. Arunachal Dragon Force (ADF)

      108. Left-wing Extremist groups

      109. People's Guerrilla Army

      110. People's War Group

      111. Maoist Communist Centre

      112. Communist Party of India-Maoist (CPI-Maoist)

      113. Communist Party of India (Marxist Leninist) Janashaktih

      114. Tamil National Retrieval Troops (TNRT)

      SOME MORE FREEDOM FIGHTING ORGANIZATIONS IN INDIA

      Akhil Bharat Nepali Ekta Samaj (ABNES)
      Al Badr
      All Tripura Tiger Force
      Al-Qaida
      Al-Umar-Mujahideen
      Babbar Khalsa International
      Communist Party of India (Maoist) all its formations and front organisations
      Communist Party of India (Marxist-Leninist) - People’s War, All its formations and front organizations
      Deendar Anjuman
      Dukhtaran-e-Millat (DEM)
      Harkat-ul-Mujahideen / Harkat-ul-Ansar / Harkat-ul-Jehad-e-Islami
      Hizb-ul-Mujahideen / Hizb-ul-Mujahideen Pir Panjal Regiment
      Indian Mujahideen and all its formations and front organisations
      International Sikh Youth Federation
      Jaish-e-Mohammad / Tahrik-e-Furqan
      Jamiat-ul-Mujahideen
      Jammu and Kashmir Islamic Front
      Kanglei Yawol Kanna Lup (KYKL)
      Kangleipak Communist Party (KCP)
      Khalistan Commando Force
      Khalistan Zindabad Force
      Lashkar-e-Taiba/ Pasban-e-Ahle Hadis
      Manipur People’s Liberation Front (MPLF)
      Maoist Communist Centre (MCC), All its formations and Front Organisations
      National Democratic Front of Bodoland (NDFB)
      National Liberation Front of Tripura
      People's Revolutionary Party of Kangleippak (PREPAK)
      Students Islamic Movement of India
      Tamil Nadu Liberation Army (TNLA)
      Tamil National Retrieval Troops (TNRT)
      Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam (LTTE)
      United Liberation Front of Assam (ULFA)
      United National Liberation Front (UNLF)
      Students Islamic Movement of India (SIMI)[

      United Liberation Front of Asom (ULFA)
      National Democratic Front of Bodoland (NDFB)
      United People's Democratic Solidarity (UPDS)
      Kamtapur Liberation Organisation (KLO)
      Bodo Liberation Tiger Force (BLTF)
      Dima Halim Daogah (DHD)
      Karbi National Volunteers (KNV)
      Rabha National Security Force (RNSF)
      Koch-Rajbongshi Liberation Organisation (KRLO)
      Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)
      Karbi People's Front (KPF)
      Tiwa National Revolutionary Force (TNRF)
      Bircha Commando Force (BCF)
      Bengali Tiger Force (BTF)
      Adivasi Security Force (ASF)
      All Assam Adivasi Suraksha Samiti (AAASS)
      Gorkha Tiger Force (GTF)
      Barak Valley Youth Liberation Front (BVYLF)
      Muslim United Liberation Tigers of Assam (MULTA)
      United Liberation Front of Barak Valley
      Muslim United Liberation Front of Assam (MULFA)
      Muslim Security Council of Assam (MSCA)
      United Liberation Militia of Assam (ULMA)
      Islamic Liberation Army of Assam (ILAA)
      Muslim Volunteer Force (MVF)
      Muslim Liberation Army (MLA)
      Muslim Security Force (MSF)
      Islamic Sevak Sangh (ISS)
      Islamic United Reformation Protest of India (IURPI)
      United Muslim Liberation Front of Assam (UMLFA)
      Revolutionary Muslim Commandos (RMC)
      Muslim Tiger Force (MTF)
      People’s United Liberation Front (PULF)
      Adam Sena (AS)
      Harkat-ul-Mujahideen
      Harkat-ul-Jehad
      Jammu & Kashmir

      Wow!!! So many freedom fighting outfits in India. WOW!!!
      Hinddooos must be pulling their usual "suppress the minorities routine" on them. After all the protesting, they took matters in their own hands. So there we have it.

      INDIA, A FREEDOM FIGHTING CENTRALE!!!

      Gimme Kashmir!! Gimme Sikhland!! Gimme Tamil Land!!! Gimme Muslimland!!!

      WAIT WAIT.....SOME MORE FREEDOM FIGHTING ORGANIZATIONS IN INDIA

      Akhil Bharat Nepali Ekta Samaj (ABNES)
      Al Badr
      All Tripura Tiger Force
      Al-Qaida
      Al-Umar-Mujahideen
      Babbar Khalsa International
      Communist Party of India (Maoist) all its formations and front organisations
      Communist Party of India (Marxist-Leninist) - People’s War, All its formations and front organizations
      Deendar Anjuman
      Dukhtaran-e-Millat (DEM)
      Harkat-ul-Mujahideen / Harkat-ul-Ansar / Harkat-ul-Jehad-e-Islami
      Hizb-ul-Mujahideen / Hizb-ul-Mujahideen Pir Panjal Regiment
      Indian Mujahideen and all its formations and front organisations
      International Sikh Youth Federation
      Jaish-e-Mohammad / Tahrik-e-Furqan
      Jamiat-ul-Mujahideen
      Jammu and Kashmir Islamic Front
      Kanglei Yawol Kanna Lup (KYKL)
      Kangleipak Communist Party (KCP)
      Khalistan Commando Force
      Khalistan Zindabad Force
      Lashkar-e-Taiba/ Pasban-e-Ahle Hadis
      Manipur People’s Liberation Front (MPLF)
      Maoist Communist Centre (MCC), All its formations and Front Organisations
      National Democratic Front of Bodoland (NDFB)
      National Liberation Front of Tripura
      People's Revolutionary Party of Kangleipak (PREPAK)
      Students Islamic Movement of India
      Tamil Nadu Liberation Army (TNLA)
      Tamil National Retrieval Troops (TNRT)
      Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam (LTTE)
      United Liberation Front of Assam (ULFA)
      United National Liberation Front (UNLF)
      Students Islamic Movement of India (SIMI)[

      United Liberation Front of Asom (ULFA)
      National Democratic Front of Bodoland (NDFB)
      United People's Democratic Solidarity (UPDS)
      Kamtapur Liberation Organisation (KLO)
      Bodo Liberation Tiger Force (BLTF)
      Dima Halim Daogah (DHD)
      Karbi National Volunteers (KNV)
      Rabha National Security Force (RNSF)
      Koch-Rajbongshi Liberation Organisation (KRLO)
      Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)
      Karbi People's Front (KPF)
      Tiwa National Revolutionary Force (TNRF)
      Bircha Commando Force (BCF)
      Bengali Tiger Force (BTF)
      Adivasi Security Force (ASF)
      All Assam Adivasi Suraksha Samiti (AAASS)
      Gorkha Tiger Force (GTF)
      Barak Valley Youth Liberation Front (BVYLF)
      Muslim United Liberation Tigers of Assam (MULTA)
      United Liberation Front of Barak Valley
      Muslim United Liberation Front of Assam (MULFA)
      Muslim Security Council of Assam (MSCA)
      United Liberation Militia of Assam (ULMA)
      Islamic Liberation Army of Assam (ILAA)
      Muslim Volunteer Force (MVF)
      Muslim Liberation Army (MLA)
      Muslim Security Force (MSF)
      Islamic Sevak Sangh (ISS)
      Islamic United Reformation Protest of India (IURPI)
      United Muslim Liberation Front of Assam (UMLFA)
      Revolutionary Muslim Commandos (RMC)
      Muslim Tiger Force (MTF)
      People’s United Liberation Front (PULF)
      Adam Sena (AS)
      Harkat-ul-Mujahideen
      Harkat-ul-Jehad
      Jammu & Kashmir

      WAIT ... WAIT .......EVEN MORE FREEDOM FIGHTING ORGANIZATIONS IN INDIA::

      Hynniewtrep National Liberation Council (HNLC)
      Achik National Volunteer Council (ANVC)
      People’s Liberation Front of Meghalaya (PLF-M)
      Hajong United Liberation Army (HULA)
      Nagaland

      National Socialist Council of Nagaland (Isak-Muivah) – NSCN(IM)
      National Socialist Council of Nagaland (Khaplang) – NSCN (K)
      Naga National Council (Adino) – NNC (Adino)
      Punjab
      Babbar Khalsa International (BKI)
      Khalistan Zindabad Force (KZF)
      International Sikh Youth Federation (ISYF)
      Khalistan Commando Force (KCF)
      All-India Sikh Students Federation (AISSF)
      Bhindala Tigers Force of Khalistan (BTFK)
      Khalistan Liberation Army (KLA)
      Khalistan Liberation Front (KLF)
      Khalistan Armed Force (KAF)
      Dashmesh Regiment
      Khalistan Liberation Organisation (KLO)
      Khalistan National Army (KNA)

      National Liberation Front of Tripura (NLFT)
      All Tripura Tiger Force (ATTF)
      Tripura Liberation Organisation Front (TLOF)
      United Bengali Liberation Front (UBLF)
      Tripura Tribal Volunteer Force (TTVF)
      Tripura Armed Tribal Commando Force (TATCF)
      Tripura Tribal Democratic Force (TTDF)
      Tripura Tribal Youth Force (TTYF)
      Tripura Liberation Force (TLF)
      Tripura Defence Force (TDF)
      All Tripura Volunteer Force (ATVF)
      Tribal Commando Force (TCF)
      Tripura Tribal Youth Force (TTYF)
      All Tripura Bharat Suraksha Force (ATBSF)
      Tripura Tribal Action Committee Force (TTACF)
      Socialist Democratic Front of Tripura (SDFT)
      All Tripura National Force (ATNF)
      Tripura Tribal Sengkrak Force (TTSF)
      Tiger Commando Force (TCF)
      Tripura Mukti Police (TMP)
      Tripura Rajya Raksha Bahini (TRRB)
      Tripura State Volunteers (TSV)
      Tripura National Democratic Tribal Force (TNDTF)

      EVEN MORE FREEDOM FIGHTING ORGANIZATIONS IN INDIA::

      National Militia of Tripura (NMT)
      All Tripura Bengali Regiment (ATBR)
      Bangla Mukti Sena (BMS)
      All Tripura Liberation Organisation (ATLO)
      Tripura National Army (TNA)
      Tripura State Volunteers (TSV)
      Borok National Council of Tripura (BNCT)
      Mizoram
      Bru National Liberation Front
      Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)

      Arunachal Dragon Force (ADF)

      Communist Party of India-Maoist (CPI-Maoist)
      People's War Group
      Maoist Communist Centre
      People's Guerrilla Army
      Communist Party of India-Marxist Leninist-Janashakti(CPI-ML-Janashakti)
      Tritiya Prastuti Committee (TPC)

      Tamil National Retrieval Troops (TNRT)
      Akhil Bharat Nepali Ekta Samaj (ABNES)
      Tamil Nadu Liberation Army (TNLA)
      Deendar Anjuman
      Students Islamic Movement of India (SIMI)
      Asif Reza Commando Force
      Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam (LTTE)
      Kamatapur Liberation Organisation (KLO)
      Ranvir Sena

      Wow!!! So many freedom fighting outfits in India. WOW!!!
      Hinddooos must be pulling their usual "suppress the minorities routine" on them. After all the protesting, they took matters in their own hands. So there we have it.

      INDIA, A FREEDOM FIGHTING CENTRALE!!!

      Gimme Kashmir!! Gimme Sikhland!! Gimme Tamil Land!!! Gimme Muslimland!!!

      FOLKS, just look at all the Freedom Fighting Outfits in India. They ain't no soup kitchens. Right?

      AND THEY ALL CAN'T BE WRONG !!!

      January 27, 2015 at 1:27 pm | Reply
      • banasy©

        Look at this:
        This recently discovered folio edition of “Hamlet” follows other known
        versions closely until Act V, Scene II, where it begins to diverge at
        line 232, as will be seen:
        KING…’Now the king drinks to Hamlet.’ Come, begin,
        And you the judges, bear a wary eye
        Trumpets sound. HAMLET and LAERTES take their stations
        HAMLET: Come on, sir.
        LAERTES: Come, my lord.
        Enter FRED, DAPHNE, VELMA, SHAGGY, AND SCOOBY
        DAPHNE: Wait!
        SHAGGY: Stop the fight!
        HAMLET and LAERTES put up their foils
        KING: I like this not. Say wherefore you do speak?
        FRED: Good lord, I pray thee, let thy anger wait.
        For we, in seeking clues, have found the truth
        Behind the strange events of latter days.
        VELMA: The first clue came from Elsinore’s high walls,
        Where, so said Hamlet, Hamlet’s ghost did walk.
        Yet though the elder Hamlet met his death,
        And perforce hath been buried in the ground,
        ‘Tis yet true one would not expect a ghost
        To carry mud upon his spectral boots.
        Yet mud didst Shaggy and his faithful hound
        Espy, with footprints leading to a drop.
        This might, at first, indeed bespeak a ghost…
        Until, when I did seek for other answers,
        I found a great, wide cloth of deepest black
        Discarded in the moat of Elsinore.
        ‘Tis clear, the “ghost” used this to slow his fall
        While darkness rendered him invisible.
        FRED: The second clue we found, my lord, was this.
        KING: It seems to me a portrait of my brother
        In staine’d glass, that sunlight may shine through.
        FRED: But see, my lord, when placed before a lantern-
        KING: My brother’s ghost!
        HAMLET: My father!
        VELMA: Nay, his image.
        FRED: In sooth, that image caught the Prince’s eye
        When he went to confront his lady mother.
        Nor did his sword pierce poor Polonius.
        For Hamlet’s blade did mark the castle wall
        Behind the rent made in the tapestry.
        Polonius was murdered by another.
        The knife which killed him entered from behind.
        LAERTES: But who?
        FRED: Indeed my lords, that you shall see.
        HAMLET: And if this ghost was naught but light and air,
        Then what of that which I did touch and speak to?
        The GHOST enters.
        GHOST: Indeed, my son.
        SHAGGY: Zoinks!
        DAPHNE: Jenkies!
        GHOST: Mark them not.
        Thou hast neglected duty far too long.
        Shall this, my murderer, live on unharmed?
        Must I remain forever unavenged?
        SCOOBY and SHAGGY run away from the GHOST. SCOOBY, looking backward,
        runs into a tapestry, tearing it down. As a result, tapestries around
        the walls collapse, one surrounding the GHOST.
        GHOST: What?
        FRED: Good Osric, pray restrain that “ghost,”
        That we may reach the bottom of the matter.
        Now let us see who truly walked tonight.
        FRED removes the helm and the disguise from the GHOST’S face.
        ALL: Tis Fortinbras!
        FRED: The valiant prince of Norway!
        FORTINBRAS: Indeed it is, and curses on you all!
        This Hamlet’s father brought my own to death,
        And cost me all my rightful heritage.
        And so I killed this king, and hoped his son
        Would prove no obstacle to Norway’s crown.
        Then Claudius bethought himself the killer
        (As if one might be poisoned through the ear!)
        The brother, not the son, took Denmark’s throne,
        And held to Norway with a tighter grip.
        I swore an end to Denmark’s royal house.
        I spoke to Hamlet of his uncle’s crimes.
        Then killed Polonius to spark Laertes.
        This day, with poison’s aid, all might have died,
        And Denmark might have come to me as well
        As my beloved Norway and revenge.
        My scheme blinded them all, as if by fog
        But for these medd’ling kids and this their dog.
        KING: The villain stands confessed. Now let us go.
        For much remains to us to be discussed.
        And suitable reward must needs be found
        For these, our young detectives and their hound.
        EXEUNT OMNES.

        January 27, 2015 at 1:42 pm |
  9. banasy©

    DT w/ JH

    If you're a cowboy and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I
    bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was
    reading a magazine.

    January 27, 2015 at 1:17 pm | Reply
  10. palintwit

    Sarah Palin should leave the field to those who are in possession of genuine political aspirations, and she should refrain from treating the Republican party as if it were a little more than a convenient vehicle for her private ambition.

    January 27, 2015 at 1:21 pm | Reply
  11. banasy©

    DT w/ JH

    If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and
    while you're in there some guys come and seal up both ends and then
    put it on a truck and take it to another city, boy, I don't know what to tell you.

    January 27, 2015 at 1:22 pm | Reply
  12. banasy©

    DT w/ JH

    One thing vampire children have to be taught early on is, don't run
    with a wooden stake.

    January 27, 2015 at 1:24 pm | Reply
    • bobcat2u

      D'oh

      January 27, 2015 at 1:55 pm | Reply
  13. bobcat2u

    More Points to Ponder :

    Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?

    Who was the first one who thought that the white thing that came from a hen's butt looked edible?

    Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?

    If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

    If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

    Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

    Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! And they think Goofy is the stupid one!!!

    If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

    If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

    If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

    Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

    Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

    Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

    Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window.

    Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure.

    January 27, 2015 at 1:26 pm | Reply
  14. Cuchumber

    K

    Wow!!! So many freedom fighting outfits in India. WOW!!!
    Hinddooos must be pulling their usual "suppress the minorities routine" on them. After all the protesting, they took matters in their own hands. So there we have it.

    INDIA, A FREEDOM FIGHTING CENTRALE!!!

    Gimme Kashmir!! Gimme Sikhland!! Gimme Tamil Land!!! Gimme Muslimland!!!

    FOLKS, just look at all the Freedom Fighting Outfits in India. They ain't no soup kitchens. Right?

    AND THEY ALL CAN'T BE WRONG !!!

    Hmmmmmm..

    A SAMPLING OF SOME 114 FREEDOM FIGHTING ORGANIZATIONS IN INDIA:

    1. National Democratic Front of Bodoland (NDFB)

    2. United People's Democratic Solidarity (UPDS)

    3. Kamtapur Liberation Organisation (KLO)

    4. Bodo Liberation Tiger Force (BLTF)

    5. Dima Halim Daogah (DHD)

    6. Karbi National Volunteers (KNV)

    7. Rabha National Security Force (RNSF)

    8. Koch-Rajbongshi Liberation Organisation (KRLO)

    9. Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)

    10. Karbi People's Front (KPF)

    11. Tiwa National Revolutionary Force (TNRF)

    12. Bircha Commando Force (BCF)

    13. Bengali Tiger Force (BTF)

    14. Adivasi Security Force (ASF)

    15. All Assam Adivasi Suraksha Samiti (AAASS)

    16. Gorkha Tiger Force (GTF)

    17. Barak Valley Youth Liberation Front (BVYLF)

    18. United Liberation Front of Barak Valley

    19. United National Liberation Front (UNLF)

    20. People's Liberation Army (PLA)

    21. People's Revolutionary Party of Kangleipak (PREPAK)

    22. The above mentioned three groups now operate from a unified platform,

    23. the Manipur People's Liberation Front (MPLF)

    24. Kangleipak Communist Party (KCP)

    25. Kanglei Yawol Kanna Lup (KYKL)

    26. Manipur Liberation Tiger Army (MLTA)

    27. Iripak Kanba Lup (IKL)

    28. People's Republican Army (PRA)

    29. Kangleipak Kanba Kanglup (KKK)

    30. Kangleipak Liberation Organisation (KLO)

    31. Revolutionary Joint Committee (RJC)

    32. National Socialist Council of Nagaland - Isak-Muivah (NSCN-IM)

    33. People's United Liberation Front (PULF)

    34. Kuki National Army (KNA)

    35. Kuki Revolutionary Army (KRA)

    36. Kuki National Organisation (KNO)

    37. Kuki Independent Army (KIA)

    38. Kuki Defence Force (KDF)

    39. Kuki International Force (KIF)

    40. Kuki National Volunteers (KNV)

    41. Kuki Liberation Front (KLF)

    42. Kuki Security Force (KSF)

    43. Kuki Liberation Army (KLA)

    44. Kuki Revolutionary Front (KRF)

    45. United Kuki Liberation Front (UKLF)

    46. Hmar People's Convention (HPC)

    47. Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)

    48. Hmar Revolutionary Front (HRF)

    49. Zomi Revolutionary Army (ZRA)

    50. Zomi Revolutionary Volunteers (ZRV)

    51. Indigenous People's Revolutionary Alliance(IRPA)

    52. Kom Rem People's Convention (KRPC)

    53. Chin Kuki Revolutionary Front (CKRF)

    54. Hynniewtrep National Liberation Council (HNLC)

    55. Achik National Volunteer Council (ANVC)

    56. People's Liberation Front of Meghalaya (PLF-M)

    57. Hajong United Liberation Army (HULA)

    58. National Socialist Council of Nagaland (Isak-Muivah) – NSCN(IM)

    59. National Socialist Council of Nagaland (Khaplang) – NSCN (K)

    60. Naga National Council (Adino) – NNC (Adino)

    61. Babbar Khalsa International (BKI)

    62. Khalistan Zindabad Force (KZF)

    63. International Sikh Youth Federation (ISYF)

    64. Khalistan Commando Force (KCF)

    65. All-India Sikh Students Federation (AISSF)

    66. Bhindala Tigers Force of Khalistan (BTFK)

    67. Khalistan Liberation Army (KLA)

    68. Khalistan Liberation Front (KLF)

    69. Khalistan Armed Force (KAF)

    70. Dashmesh Regiment

    71. Khalistan Liberation Organisation (KLO)

    72. Khalistan National Army (KNA)

    73. National Liberation Front of Tripura (NLFT)

    74. All Tripura Tiger Force (ATTF)

    75. Tripura Liberation Organisation Front (TLOF)

    76. United Bengali Liberation Front (UBLF)

    77. Tripura Tribal Volunteer Force (TTVF)

    78. Tripura Armed Tribal Commando Force (TATCF)

    79. Tripura Tribal Democratic Force (TTDF)

    80. Tripura Tribal Youth Force (TTYF)

    81. Tripura Liberation Force (TLF)

    82. Tripura Defence Force (TDF)

    83. All Tripura Volunteer Force (ATVF)

    84. Tribal Commando Force (TCF)

    85. Tripura Tribal Youth Force (TTYF)

    86. All Tripura Bharat Suraksha Force (ATBSF)

    87. Tripura Tribal Action Committee Force (TTACF) Socialist Democratic

    88. Front of Tripura (SDFT)

    89. All Tripura National Force (ATNF)

    90. Tripura Tribal Sengkrak Force (TTSF)

    91. Tiger Commando Force (TCF)

    92. Tripura Mukti Police (TMP)

    93. Tripura Rajya Raksha Bahini (TRRB)

    94. Tripura State Volunteers (TSV)

    95. Tripura National Democratic Tribal Force (TNDTF)

    96. National Militia of Tripura (NMT)

    97. All Tripura Bengali Regiment (ATBR)

    98. Bangla Mukti Sena (BMS)

    99. All Tripura Liberation Organisation (ATLO)

    100. Tripura National Army (TNA)

    101. Tripura State Volunteers (TSV)

    102. Borok National Council of Tripura (BNCT)

    103. Mizoram

    104. Bru National Liberation Front

    105. Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)

    106. Arunachal Pradesh

    107. Arunachal Dragon Force (ADF)

    108. Left-wing Extremist groups

    109. People's Guerrilla Army

    110. People's War Group

    111. Maoist Communist Centre

    112. Communist Party of India-Maoist (CPI-Maoist)

    113. Communist Party of India (Marxist Leninist) Janashaktih

    114. Tamil National Retrieval Troops (TNRT)

    SOME MORE FREEDOM FIGHTING ORGANIZATIONS IN INDIA

    Akhil Bharat Nepali Ekta Samaj (ABNES)
    Al Badr
    All Tripura Tiger Force
    Al-Qaida
    Al-Umar-Mujahideen
    Babbar Khalsa International
    Communist Party of India (Maoist) all its formations and front organisations
    Communist Party of India (Marxist-Leninist) - People’s War, All its formations and front organizations
    Deendar Anjuman
    Dukhtaran-e-Millat (DEM)
    Harkat-ul-Mujahideen / Harkat-ul-Ansar / Harkat-ul-Jehad-e-Islami
    Hizb-ul-Mujahideen / Hizb-ul-Mujahideen Pir Panjal Regiment
    Indian Mujahideen and all its formations and front organisations
    International Sikh Youth Federation
    Jaish-e-Mohammad / Tahrik-e-Furqan
    Jamiat-ul-Mujahideen
    Jammu and Kashmir Islamic Front
    Kanglei Yawol Kanna Lup (KYKL)
    Kangleipak Communist Party (KCP)
    Khalistan Commando Force
    Khalistan Zindabad Force
    Lashkar-e-Taiba/ Pasban-e-Ahle Hadis
    Manipur People’s Liberation Front (MPLF)
    Maoist Communist Centre (MCC), All its formations and Front Organisations
    National Democratic Front of Bodoland (NDFB)
    National Liberation Front of Tripura
    People's Revolutionary Party of Kangleippak (PREPAK)
    Students Islamic Movement of India
    Tamil Nadu Liberation Army (TNLA)
    Tamil National Retrieval Troops (TNRT)
    Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam (LTTE)
    United Liberation Front of Assam (ULFA)
    United National Liberation Front (UNLF)
    Students Islamic Movement of India (SIMI)[

    United Liberation Front of Asom (ULFA)
    National Democratic Front of Bodoland (NDFB)
    United People's Democratic Solidarity (UPDS)
    Kamtapur Liberation Organisation (KLO)
    Bodo Liberation Tiger Force (BLTF)
    Dima Halim Daogah (DHD)
    Karbi National Volunteers (KNV)
    Rabha National Security Force (RNSF)
    Koch-Rajbongshi Liberation Organisation (KRLO)
    Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)
    Karbi People's Front (KPF)
    Tiwa National Revolutionary Force (TNRF)
    Bircha Commando Force (BCF)
    Bengali Tiger Force (BTF)
    Adivasi Security Force (ASF)
    All Assam Adivasi Suraksha Samiti (AAASS)
    Gorkha Tiger Force (GTF)
    Barak Valley Youth Liberation Front (BVYLF)
    Muslim United Liberation Tigers of Assam (MULTA)
    United Liberation Front of Barak Valley
    Muslim United Liberation Front of Assam (MULFA)
    Muslim Security Council of Assam (MSCA)
    United Liberation Militia of Assam (ULMA)
    Islamic Liberation Army of Assam (ILAA)
    Muslim Volunteer Force (MVF)
    Muslim Liberation Army (MLA)
    Muslim Security Force (MSF)
    Islamic Sevak Sangh (ISS)
    Islamic United Reformation Protest of India (IURPI)
    United Muslim Liberation Front of Assam (UMLFA)
    Revolutionary Muslim Commandos (RMC)
    Muslim Tiger Force (MTF)
    People’s United Liberation Front (PULF)
    Adam Sena (AS)
    Harkat-ul-Mujahideen
    Harkat-ul-Jehad
    Jammu & Kashmir

    Wow!!! So many freedom fighting outfits in India. WOW!!!
    Hinddooos must be pulling their usual "suppress the minorities routine" on them. After all the protesting, they took matters in their own hands. So there we have it.

    INDIA, A FREEDOM FIGHTING CENTRALE!!!

    Gimme Kashmir!! Gimme Sikhland!! Gimme Tamil Land!!! Gimme Muslimland!!!

    WAIT WAIT.....SOME MORE FREEDOM FIGHTING ORGANIZATIONS IN INDIA

    Akhil Bharat Nepali Ekta Samaj (ABNES)
    Al Badr
    All Tripura Tiger Force
    Al-Qaida
    Al-Umar-Mujahideen
    Babbar Khalsa International
    Communist Party of India (Maoist) all its formations and front organisations
    Communist Party of India (Marxist-Leninist) - People’s War, All its formations and front organizations
    Deendar Anjuman
    Dukhtaran-e-Millat (DEM)
    Harkat-ul-Mujahideen / Harkat-ul-Ansar / Harkat-ul-Jehad-e-Islami
    Hizb-ul-Mujahideen / Hizb-ul-Mujahideen Pir Panjal Regiment
    Indian Mujahideen and all its formations and front organisations
    International Sikh Youth Federation
    Jaish-e-Mohammad / Tahrik-e-Furqan
    Jamiat-ul-Mujahideen
    Jammu and Kashmir Islamic Front
    Kanglei Yawol Kanna Lup (KYKL)
    Kangleipak Communist Party (KCP)
    Khalistan Commando Force
    Khalistan Zindabad Force
    Lashkar-e-Taiba/ Pasban-e-Ahle Hadis
    Manipur People’s Liberation Front (MPLF)
    Maoist Communist Centre (MCC), All its formations and Front Organisations
    National Democratic Front of Bodoland (NDFB)
    National Liberation Front of Tripura
    People's Revolutionary Party of Kangleipak (PREPAK)
    Students Islamic Movement of India
    Tamil Nadu Liberation Army (TNLA)
    Tamil National Retrieval Troops (TNRT)
    Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam (LTTE)
    United Liberation Front of Assam (ULFA)
    United National Liberation Front (UNLF)
    Students Islamic Movement of India (SIMI)[

    United Liberation Front of Asom (ULFA)
    National Democratic Front of Bodoland (NDFB)
    United People's Democratic Solidarity (UPDS)
    Kamtapur Liberation Organisation (KLO)
    Bodo Liberation Tiger Force (BLTF)
    Dima Halim Daogah (DHD)
    Karbi National Volunteers (KNV)
    Rabha National Security Force (RNSF)
    Koch-Rajbongshi Liberation Organisation (KRLO)
    Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)
    Karbi People's Front (KPF)
    Tiwa National Revolutionary Force (TNRF)
    Bircha Commando Force (BCF)
    Bengali Tiger Force (BTF)
    Adivasi Security Force (ASF)
    All Assam Adivasi Suraksha Samiti (AAASS)
    Gorkha Tiger Force (GTF)
    Barak Valley Youth Liberation Front (BVYLF)
    Muslim United Liberation Tigers of Assam (MULTA)
    United Liberation Front of Barak Valley
    Muslim United Liberation Front of Assam (MULFA)
    Muslim Security Council of Assam (MSCA)
    United Liberation Militia of Assam (ULMA)
    Islamic Liberation Army of Assam (ILAA)
    Muslim Volunteer Force (MVF)
    Muslim Liberation Army (MLA)
    Muslim Security Force (MSF)
    Islamic Sevak Sangh (ISS)
    Islamic United Reformation Protest of India (IURPI)
    United Muslim Liberation Front of Assam (UMLFA)
    Revolutionary Muslim Commandos (RMC)
    Muslim Tiger Force (MTF)
    People’s United Liberation Front (PULF)
    Adam Sena (AS)
    Harkat-ul-Mujahideen
    Harkat-ul-Jehad
    Jammu & Kashmir

    WAIT ... WAIT .......EVEN MORE FREEDOM FIGHTING ORGANIZATIONS IN INDIA::

    Hynniewtrep National Liberation Council (HNLC)
    Achik National Volunteer Council (ANVC)
    People’s Liberation Front of Meghalaya (PLF-M)
    Hajong United Liberation Army (HULA)
    Nagaland

    National Socialist Council of Nagaland (Isak-Muivah) – NSCN(IM)
    National Socialist Council of Nagaland (Khaplang) – NSCN (K)
    Naga National Council (Adino) – NNC (Adino)
    Punjab
    Babbar Khalsa International (BKI)
    Khalistan Zindabad Force (KZF)
    International Sikh Youth Federation (ISYF)
    Khalistan Commando Force (KCF)
    All-India Sikh Students Federation (AISSF)
    Bhindala Tigers Force of Khalistan (BTFK)
    Khalistan Liberation Army (KLA)
    Khalistan Liberation Front (KLF)
    Khalistan Armed Force (KAF)
    Dashmesh Regiment
    Khalistan Liberation Organisation (KLO)
    Khalistan National Army (KNA)

    National Liberation Front of Tripura (NLFT)
    All Tripura Tiger Force (ATTF)
    Tripura Liberation Organisation Front (TLOF)
    United Bengali Liberation Front (UBLF)
    Tripura Tribal Volunteer Force (TTVF)
    Tripura Armed Tribal Commando Force (TATCF)
    Tripura Tribal Democratic Force (TTDF)
    Tripura Tribal Youth Force (TTYF)
    Tripura Liberation Force (TLF)
    Tripura Defence Force (TDF)
    All Tripura Volunteer Force (ATVF)
    Tribal Commando Force (TCF)
    Tripura Tribal Youth Force (TTYF)
    All Tripura Bharat Suraksha Force (ATBSF)
    Tripura Tribal Action Committee Force (TTACF)
    Socialist Democratic Front of Tripura (SDFT)
    All Tripura National Force (ATNF)
    Tripura Tribal Sengkrak Force (TTSF)
    Tiger Commando Force (TCF)
    Tripura Mukti Police (TMP)
    Tripura Rajya Raksha Bahini (TRRB)
    Tripura State Volunteers (TSV)
    Tripura National Democratic Tribal Force (TNDTF)

    EVEN MORE FREEDOM FIGHTING ORGANIZATIONS IN INDIA::

    National Militia of Tripura (NMT)
    All Tripura Bengali Regiment (ATBR)
    Bangla Mukti Sena (BMS)
    All Tripura Liberation Organisation (ATLO)
    Tripura National Army (TNA)
    Tripura State Volunteers (TSV)
    Borok National Council of Tripura (BNCT)
    Mizoram
    Bru National Liberation Front
    Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)

    Arunachal Dragon Force (ADF)

    Communist Party of India-Maoist (CPI-Maoist)
    People's War Group
    Maoist Communist Centre
    People's Guerrilla Army
    Communist Party of India-Marxist Leninist-Janashakti(CPI-ML-Janashakti)
    Tritiya Prastuti Committee (TPC)

    Tamil National Retrieval Troops (TNRT)
    Akhil Bharat Nepali Ekta Samaj (ABNES)
    Tamil Nadu Liberation Army (TNLA)
    Deendar Anjuman
    Students Islamic Movement of India (SIMI)
    Asif Reza Commando Force
    Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam (LTTE)
    Kamatapur Liberation Organisation (KLO)
    Ranvir Sena

    Wow!!! So many freedom fighting outfits in India. WOW!!!
    Hinddooos must be pulling their usual "suppress the minorities routine" on them. After all the protesting, they took matters in their own hands. So there we have it.

    INDIA, A FREEDOM FIGHTING CENTRALE!!!

    Gimme Kashmir!! Gimme Sikhland!! Gimme Tamil Land!!! Gimme Muslimland!!!

    FOLKS, just look at all the Freedom Fighting Outfits in India. They ain't no soup kitchens. Right?

    AND THEY ALL CAN'T BE WRONG !!!

    January 27, 2015 at 1:27 pm | Reply
    • palintwit

      You are a phucking imbecile.

      January 27, 2015 at 1:41 pm | Reply
    • banasy©

      DT w/ JH

      Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word
      itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words
      "mank" and "ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery and
      that's why so is mankind.

      January 27, 2015 at 1:45 pm | Reply
    • banasy©

      LMNOP

      This recently discovered folio edition of “Hamlet” follows other known
      versions closely until Act V, Scene II, where it begins to diverge at
      line 232, as will be seen:
      KING…’Now the king drinks to Hamlet.’ Come, begin,
      And you the judges, bear a wary eye
      Trumpets sound. HAMLET and LAERTES take their stations
      HAMLET: Come on, sir.
      LAERTES: Come, my lord.
      Enter FRED, DAPHNE, VELMA, SHAGGY, AND SCOOBY
      DAPHNE: Wait!
      SHAGGY: Stop the fight!
      HAMLET and LAERTES put up their foils
      KING: I like this not. Say wherefore you do speak?
      FRED: Good lord, I pray thee, let thy anger wait.
      For we, in seeking clues, have found the truth
      Behind the strange events of latter days.
      VELMA: The first clue came from Elsinore’s high walls,
      Where, so said Hamlet, Hamlet’s ghost did walk.
      Yet though the elder Hamlet met his death,
      And perforce hath been buried in the ground,
      ‘Tis yet true one would not expect a ghost
      To carry mud upon his spectral boots.
      Yet mud didst Shaggy and his faithful hound
      Espy, with footprints leading to a drop.
      This might, at first, indeed bespeak a ghost…
      Until, when I did seek for other answers,
      I found a great, wide cloth of deepest black
      Discarded in the moat of Elsinore.
      ‘Tis clear, the “ghost” used this to slow his fall
      While darkness rendered him invisible.
      FRED: The second clue we found, my lord, was this.
      KING: It seems to me a portrait of my brother
      In staine’d glass, that sunlight may shine through.
      FRED: But see, my lord, when placed before a lantern-
      KING: My brother’s ghost!
      HAMLET: My father!
      VELMA: Nay, his image.
      FRED: In sooth, that image caught the Prince’s eye
      When he went to confront his lady mother.
      Nor did his sword pierce poor Polonius.
      For Hamlet’s blade did mark the castle wall
      Behind the rent made in the tapestry.
      Polonius was murdered by another.
      The knife which killed him entered from behind.
      LAERTES: But who?
      FRED: Indeed my lords, that you shall see.
      HAMLET: And if this ghost was naught but light and air,
      Then what of that which I did touch and speak to?
      The GHOST enters.
      GHOST: Indeed, my son.
      SHAGGY: Zoinks!
      DAPHNE: Jenkies!
      GHOST: Mark them not.
      Thou hast neglected duty far too long.
      Shall this, my murderer, live on unharmed?
      Must I remain forever unavenged?
      SCOOBY and SHAGGY run away from the GHOST. SCOOBY, looking backward,
      runs into a tapestry, tearing it down. As a result, tapestries around
      the walls collapse, one surrounding the GHOST.
      GHOST: What?
      FRED: Good Osric, pray restrain that “ghost,”
      That we may reach the bottom of the matter.
      Now let us see who truly walked tonight.
      FRED removes the helm and the disguise from the GHOST’S face.
      ALL: Tis Fortinbras!
      FRED: The valiant prince of Norway!
      FORTINBRAS: Indeed it is, and curses on you all!
      This Hamlet’s father brought my own to death,
      And cost me all my rightful heritage.
      And so I killed this king, and hoped his son
      Would prove no obstacle to Norway’s crown.
      Then Claudius bethought himself the killer
      (As if one might be poisoned through the ear!)
      The brother, not the son, took Denmark’s throne,
      And held to Norway with a tighter grip.
      I swore an end to Denmark’s royal house.
      I spoke to Hamlet of his uncle’s crimes.
      Then killed Polonius to spark Laertes.
      This day, with poison’s aid, all might have died,
      And Denmark might have come to me as well
      As my beloved Norway and revenge.
      My scheme blinded them all, as if by fog
      But for these medd’ling kids and this their dog.
      KING: The villain stands confessed. Now let us go.
      For much remains to us to be discussed.
      And suitable reward must needs be found
      For these, our young detectives and their hound.
      EXEUNT OMNES.

      January 27, 2015 at 2:05 pm | Reply
  15. Cuchumber

    Okey Dokey

    Wow!!! So many freedom fighting outfits in India. WOW!!!
    Hinddooos must be pulling their usual "suppress the minorities routine" on them. After all the protesting, they took matters in their own hands. So there we have it.

    INDIA, A FREEDOM FIGHTING CENTRALE!!!

    Gimme Kashmir!! Gimme Sikhland!! Gimme Tamil Land!!! Gimme Muslimland!!!

    FOLKS, just look at all the Freedom Fighting Outfits in India. They ain't no soup kitchens. Right?

    AND THEY ALL CAN'T BE WRONG !!!

    Hmmmmmm..

    A SAMPLING OF SOME 114 FREEDOM FIGHTING ORGANIZATIONS IN INDIA:

    1. National Democratic Front of Bodoland (NDFB)

    2. United People's Democratic Solidarity (UPDS)

    3. Kamtapur Liberation Organisation (KLO)

    4. Bodo Liberation Tiger Force (BLTF)

    5. Dima Halim Daogah (DHD)

    6. Karbi National Volunteers (KNV)

    7. Rabha National Security Force (RNSF)

    8. Koch-Rajbongshi Liberation Organisation (KRLO)

    9. Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)

    10. Karbi People's Front (KPF)

    11. Tiwa National Revolutionary Force (TNRF)

    12. Bircha Commando Force (BCF)

    13. Bengali Tiger Force (BTF)

    14. Adivasi Security Force (ASF)

    15. All Assam Adivasi Suraksha Samiti (AAASS)

    16. Gorkha Tiger Force (GTF)

    17. Barak Valley Youth Liberation Front (BVYLF)

    18. United Liberation Front of Barak Valley

    19. United National Liberation Front (UNLF)

    20. People's Liberation Army (PLA)

    21. People's Revolutionary Party of Kangleipak (PREPAK)

    22. The above mentioned three groups now operate from a unified platform,

    23. the Manipur People's Liberation Front (MPLF)

    24. Kangleipak Communist Party (KCP)

    25. Kanglei Yawol Kanna Lup (KYKL)

    26. Manipur Liberation Tiger Army (MLTA)

    27. Iripak Kanba Lup (IKL)

    28. People's Republican Army (PRA)

    29. Kangleipak Kanba Kanglup (KKK)

    30. Kangleipak Liberation Organisation (KLO)

    31. Revolutionary Joint Committee (RJC)

    32. National Socialist Council of Nagaland - Isak-Muivah (NSCN-IM)

    33. People's United Liberation Front (PULF)

    34. Kuki National Army (KNA)

    35. Kuki Revolutionary Army (KRA)

    36. Kuki National Organisation (KNO)

    37. Kuki Independent Army (KIA)

    38. Kuki Defence Force (KDF)

    39. Kuki International Force (KIF)

    40. Kuki National Volunteers (KNV)

    41. Kuki Liberation Front (KLF)

    42. Kuki Security Force (KSF)

    43. Kuki Liberation Army (KLA)

    44. Kuki Revolutionary Front (KRF)

    45. United Kuki Liberation Front (UKLF)

    46. Hmar People's Convention (HPC)

    47. Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)

    48. Hmar Revolutionary Front (HRF)

    49. Zomi Revolutionary Army (ZRA)

    50. Zomi Revolutionary Volunteers (ZRV)

    51. Indigenous People's Revolutionary Alliance(IRPA)

    52. Kom Rem People's Convention (KRPC)

    53. Chin Kuki Revolutionary Front (CKRF)

    54. Hynniewtrep National Liberation Council (HNLC)

    55. Achik National Volunteer Council (ANVC)

    56. People's Liberation Front of Meghalaya (PLF-M)

    57. Hajong United Liberation Army (HULA)

    58. National Socialist Council of Nagaland (Isak-Muivah) – NSCN(IM)

    59. National Socialist Council of Nagaland (Khaplang) – NSCN (K)

    60. Naga National Council (Adino) – NNC (Adino)

    61. Babbar Khalsa International (BKI)

    62. Khalistan Zindabad Force (KZF)

    63. International Sikh Youth Federation (ISYF)

    64. Khalistan Commando Force (KCF)

    65. All-India Sikh Students Federation (AISSF)

    66. Bhindala Tigers Force of Khalistan (BTFK)

    67. Khalistan Liberation Army (KLA)

    68. Khalistan Liberation Front (KLF)

    69. Khalistan Armed Force (KAF)

    70. Dashmesh Regiment

    71. Khalistan Liberation Organisation (KLO)

    72. Khalistan National Army (KNA)

    73. National Liberation Front of Tripura (NLFT)

    74. All Tripura Tiger Force (ATTF)

    75. Tripura Liberation Organisation Front (TLOF)

    76. United Bengali Liberation Front (UBLF)

    77. Tripura Tribal Volunteer Force (TTVF)

    78. Tripura Armed Tribal Commando Force (TATCF)

    79. Tripura Tribal Democratic Force (TTDF)

    80. Tripura Tribal Youth Force (TTYF)

    81. Tripura Liberation Force (TLF)

    82. Tripura Defence Force (TDF)

    83. All Tripura Volunteer Force (ATVF)

    84. Tribal Commando Force (TCF)

    85. Tripura Tribal Youth Force (TTYF)

    86. All Tripura Bharat Suraksha Force (ATBSF)

    87. Tripura Tribal Action Committee Force (TTACF) Socialist Democratic

    88. Front of Tripura (SDFT)

    89. All Tripura National Force (ATNF)

    90. Tripura Tribal Sengkrak Force (TTSF)

    91. Tiger Commando Force (TCF)

    92. Tripura Mukti Police (TMP)

    93. Tripura Rajya Raksha Bahini (TRRB)

    94. Tripura State Volunteers (TSV)

    95. Tripura National Democratic Tribal Force (TNDTF)

    96. National Militia of Tripura (NMT)

    97. All Tripura Bengali Regiment (ATBR)

    98. Bangla Mukti Sena (BMS)

    99. All Tripura Liberation Organisation (ATLO)

    100. Tripura National Army (TNA)

    101. Tripura State Volunteers (TSV)

    102. Borok National Council of Tripura (BNCT)

    103. Mizoram

    104. Bru National Liberation Front

    105. Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)

    106. Arunachal Pradesh

    107. Arunachal Dragon Force (ADF)

    108. Left-wing Extremist groups

    109. People's Guerrilla Army

    110. People's War Group

    111. Maoist Communist Centre

    112. Communist Party of India-Maoist (CPI-Maoist)

    113. Communist Party of India (Marxist Leninist) Janashaktih

    114. Tamil National Retrieval Troops (TNRT)

    SOME MORE FREEDOM FIGHTING ORGANIZATIONS IN INDIA

    Akhil Bharat Nepali Ekta Samaj (ABNES)
    Al Badr
    All Tripura Tiger Force
    Al-Qaida
    Al-Umar-Mujahideen
    Babbar Khalsa International
    Communist Party of India (Maoist) all its formations and front organisations
    Communist Party of India (Marxist-Leninist) - People’s War, All its formations and front organizations
    Deendar Anjuman
    Dukhtaran-e-Millat (DEM)
    Harkat-ul-Mujahideen / Harkat-ul-Ansar / Harkat-ul-Jehad-e-Islami
    Hizb-ul-Mujahideen / Hizb-ul-Mujahideen Pir Panjal Regiment
    Indian Mujahideen and all its formations and front organisations
    International Sikh Youth Federation
    Jaish-e-Mohammad / Tahrik-e-Furqan
    Jamiat-ul-Mujahideen
    Jammu and Kashmir Islamic Front
    Kanglei Yawol Kanna Lup (KYKL)
    Kangleipak Communist Party (KCP)
    Khalistan Commando Force
    Khalistan Zindabad Force
    Lashkar-e-Taiba/ Pasban-e-Ahle Hadis
    Manipur People’s Liberation Front (MPLF)
    Maoist Communist Centre (MCC), All its formations and Front Organisations
    National Democratic Front of Bodoland (NDFB)
    National Liberation Front of Tripura
    People's Revolutionary Party of Kangleippak (PREPAK)
    Students Islamic Movement of India
    Tamil Nadu Liberation Army (TNLA)
    Tamil National Retrieval Troops (TNRT)
    Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam (LTTE)
    United Liberation Front of Assam (ULFA)
    United National Liberation Front (UNLF)
    Students Islamic Movement of India (SIMI)[

    United Liberation Front of Asom (ULFA)
    National Democratic Front of Bodoland (NDFB)
    United People's Democratic Solidarity (UPDS)
    Kamtapur Liberation Organisation (KLO)
    Bodo Liberation Tiger Force (BLTF)
    Dima Halim Daogah (DHD)
    Karbi National Volunteers (KNV)
    Rabha National Security Force (RNSF)
    Koch-Rajbongshi Liberation Organisation (KRLO)
    Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)
    Karbi People's Front (KPF)
    Tiwa National Revolutionary Force (TNRF)
    Bircha Commando Force (BCF)
    Bengali Tiger Force (BTF)
    Adivasi Security Force (ASF)
    All Assam Adivasi Suraksha Samiti (AAASS)
    Gorkha Tiger Force (GTF)
    Barak Valley Youth Liberation Front (BVYLF)
    Muslim United Liberation Tigers of Assam (MULTA)
    United Liberation Front of Barak Valley
    Muslim United Liberation Front of Assam (MULFA)
    Muslim Security Council of Assam (MSCA)
    United Liberation Militia of Assam (ULMA)
    Islamic Liberation Army of Assam (ILAA)
    Muslim Volunteer Force (MVF)
    Muslim Liberation Army (MLA)
    Muslim Security Force (MSF)
    Islamic Sevak Sangh (ISS)
    Islamic United Reformation Protest of India (IURPI)
    United Muslim Liberation Front of Assam (UMLFA)
    Revolutionary Muslim Commandos (RMC)
    Muslim Tiger Force (MTF)
    People’s United Liberation Front (PULF)
    Adam Sena (AS)
    Harkat-ul-Mujahideen
    Harkat-ul-Jehad
    Jammu & Kashmir

    Wow!!! So many freedom fighting outfits in India. WOW!!!
    Hinddooos must be pulling their usual "suppress the minorities routine" on them. After all the protesting, they took matters in their own hands. So there we have it.

    INDIA, A FREEDOM FIGHTING CENTRALE!!!

    Gimme Kashmir!! Gimme Sikhland!! Gimme Tamil Land!!! Gimme Muslimland!!!

    WAIT WAIT.....SOME MORE FREEDOM FIGHTING ORGANIZATIONS IN INDIA

    Akhil Bharat Nepali Ekta Samaj (ABNES)
    Al Badr
    All Tripura Tiger Force
    Al-Qaida
    Al-Umar-Mujahideen
    Babbar Khalsa International
    Communist Party of India (Maoist) all its formations and front organisations
    Communist Party of India (Marxist-Leninist) - People’s War, All its formations and front organizations
    Deendar Anjuman
    Dukhtaran-e-Millat (DEM)
    Harkat-ul-Mujahideen / Harkat-ul-Ansar / Harkat-ul-Jehad-e-Islami
    Hizb-ul-Mujahideen / Hizb-ul-Mujahideen Pir Panjal Regiment
    Indian Mujahideen and all its formations and front organisations
    International Sikh Youth Federation
    Jaish-e-Mohammad / Tahrik-e-Furqan
    Jamiat-ul-Mujahideen
    Jammu and Kashmir Islamic Front
    Kanglei Yawol Kanna Lup (KYKL)
    Kangleipak Communist Party (KCP)
    Khalistan Commando Force
    Khalistan Zindabad Force
    Lashkar-e-Taiba/ Pasban-e-Ahle Hadis
    Manipur People’s Liberation Front (MPLF)
    Maoist Communist Centre (MCC), All its formations and Front Organisations
    National Democratic Front of Bodoland (NDFB)
    National Liberation Front of Tripura
    People's Revolutionary Party of Kangleipak (PREPAK)
    Students Islamic Movement of India
    Tamil Nadu Liberation Army (TNLA)
    Tamil National Retrieval Troops (TNRT)
    Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam (LTTE)
    United Liberation Front of Assam (ULFA)
    United National Liberation Front (UNLF)
    Students Islamic Movement of India (SIMI)[

    United Liberation Front of Asom (ULFA)
    National Democratic Front of Bodoland (NDFB)
    United People's Democratic Solidarity (UPDS)
    Kamtapur Liberation Organisation (KLO)
    Bodo Liberation Tiger Force (BLTF)
    Dima Halim Daogah (DHD)
    Karbi National Volunteers (KNV)
    Rabha National Security Force (RNSF)
    Koch-Rajbongshi Liberation Organisation (KRLO)
    Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)
    Karbi People's Front (KPF)
    Tiwa National Revolutionary Force (TNRF)
    Bircha Commando Force (BCF)
    Bengali Tiger Force (BTF)
    Adivasi Security Force (ASF)
    All Assam Adivasi Suraksha Samiti (AAASS)
    Gorkha Tiger Force (GTF)
    Barak Valley Youth Liberation Front (BVYLF)
    Muslim United Liberation Tigers of Assam (MULTA)
    United Liberation Front of Barak Valley
    Muslim United Liberation Front of Assam (MULFA)
    Muslim Security Council of Assam (MSCA)
    United Liberation Militia of Assam (ULMA)
    Islamic Liberation Army of Assam (ILAA)
    Muslim Volunteer Force (MVF)
    Muslim Liberation Army (MLA)
    Muslim Security Force (MSF)
    Islamic Sevak Sangh (ISS)
    Islamic United Reformation Protest of India (IURPI)
    United Muslim Liberation Front of Assam (UMLFA)
    Revolutionary Muslim Commandos (RMC)
    Muslim Tiger Force (MTF)
    People’s United Liberation Front (PULF)
    Adam Sena (AS)
    Harkat-ul-Mujahideen
    Harkat-ul-Jehad
    Jammu & Kashmir

    WAIT ... WAIT .......EVEN MORE FREEDOM FIGHTING ORGANIZATIONS IN INDIA::

    Hynniewtrep National Liberation Council (HNLC)
    Achik National Volunteer Council (ANVC)
    People’s Liberation Front of Meghalaya (PLF-M)
    Hajong United Liberation Army (HULA)
    Nagaland

    National Socialist Council of Nagaland (Isak-Muivah) – NSCN(IM)
    National Socialist Council of Nagaland (Khaplang) – NSCN (K)
    Naga National Council (Adino) – NNC (Adino)
    Punjab
    Babbar Khalsa International (BKI)
    Khalistan Zindabad Force (KZF)
    International Sikh Youth Federation (ISYF)
    Khalistan Commando Force (KCF)
    All-India Sikh Students Federation (AISSF)
    Bhindala Tigers Force of Khalistan (BTFK)
    Khalistan Liberation Army (KLA)
    Khalistan Liberation Front (KLF)
    Khalistan Armed Force (KAF)
    Dashmesh Regiment
    Khalistan Liberation Organisation (KLO)
    Khalistan National Army (KNA)

    National Liberation Front of Tripura (NLFT)
    All Tripura Tiger Force (ATTF)
    Tripura Liberation Organisation Front (TLOF)
    United Bengali Liberation Front (UBLF)
    Tripura Tribal Volunteer Force (TTVF)
    Tripura Armed Tribal Commando Force (TATCF)
    Tripura Tribal Democratic Force (TTDF)
    Tripura Tribal Youth Force (TTYF)
    Tripura Liberation Force (TLF)
    Tripura Defence Force (TDF)
    All Tripura Volunteer Force (ATVF)
    Tribal Commando Force (TCF)
    Tripura Tribal Youth Force (TTYF)
    All Tripura Bharat Suraksha Force (ATBSF)
    Tripura Tribal Action Committee Force (TTACF)
    Socialist Democratic Front of Tripura (SDFT)
    All Tripura National Force (ATNF)
    Tripura Tribal Sengkrak Force (TTSF)
    Tiger Commando Force (TCF)
    Tripura Mukti Police (TMP)
    Tripura Rajya Raksha Bahini (TRRB)
    Tripura State Volunteers (TSV)
    Tripura National Democratic Tribal Force (TNDTF)

    EVEN MORE FREEDOM FIGHTING ORGANIZATIONS IN INDIA::

    National Militia of Tripura (NMT)
    All Tripura Bengali Regiment (ATBR)
    Bangla Mukti Sena (BMS)
    All Tripura Liberation Organisation (ATLO)
    Tripura National Army (TNA)
    Tripura State Volunteers (TSV)
    Borok National Council of Tripura (BNCT)
    Mizoram
    Bru National Liberation Front
    Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)

    Arunachal Dragon Force (ADF)

    Communist Party of India-Maoist (CPI-Maoist)
    People's War Group
    Maoist Communist Centre
    People's Guerrilla Army
    Communist Party of India-Marxist Leninist-Janashakti(CPI-ML-Janashakti)
    Tritiya Prastuti Committee (TPC)

    Tamil National Retrieval Troops (TNRT)
    Akhil Bharat Nepali Ekta Samaj (ABNES)
    Tamil Nadu Liberation Army (TNLA)
    Deendar Anjuman
    Students Islamic Movement of India (SIMI)
    Asif Reza Commando Force
    Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam (LTTE)
    Kamatapur Liberation Organisation (KLO)
    Ranvir Sena

    Wow!!! So many freedom fighting outfits in India. WOW!!!
    Hinddooos must be pulling their usual "suppress the minorities routine" on them. After all the protesting, they took matters in their own hands. So there we have it.

    INDIA, A FREEDOM FIGHTING CENTRALE!!!

    Gimme Kashmir!! Gimme Sikhland!! Gimme Tamil Land!!! Gimme Muslimland!!!

    FOLKS, just look at all the Freedom Fighting Outfits in India. They ain't no soup kitchens. Right?

    AND THEY ALL CAN'T BE WRONG !!!

    January 27, 2015 at 1:44 pm | Reply
    • banasy©

      Sure thing, you fraud.

      This recently discovered folio edition of “Hamlet” follows other known
      versions closely until Act V, Scene II, where it begins to diverge at
      line 232, as will be seen:
      KING…’Now the king drinks to Hamlet.’ Come, begin,
      And you the judges, bear a wary eye
      Trumpets sound. HAMLET and LAERTES take their stations
      HAMLET: Come on, sir.
      LAERTES: Come, my lord.
      Enter FRED, DAPHNE, VELMA, SHAGGY, AND SCOOBY
      DAPHNE: Wait!
      SHAGGY: Stop the fight!
      HAMLET and LAERTES put up their foils
      KING: I like this not. Say wherefore you do speak?
      FRED: Good lord, I pray thee, let thy anger wait.
      For we, in seeking clues, have found the truth
      Behind the strange events of latter days.
      VELMA: The first clue came from Elsinore’s high walls,
      Where, so said Hamlet, Hamlet’s ghost did walk.
      Yet though the elder Hamlet met his death,
      And perforce hath been buried in the ground,
      ‘Tis yet true one would not expect a ghost
      To carry mud upon his spectral boots.
      Yet mud didst Shaggy and his faithful hound
      Espy, with footprints leading to a drop.
      This might, at first, indeed bespeak a ghost…
      Until, when I did seek for other answers,
      I found a great, wide cloth of deepest black
      Discarded in the moat of Elsinore.
      ‘Tis clear, the “ghost” used this to slow his fall
      While darkness rendered him invisible.
      FRED: The second clue we found, my lord, was this.
      KING: It seems to me a portrait of my brother
      In staine’d glass, that sunlight may shine through.
      FRED: But see, my lord, when placed before a lantern-
      KING: My brother’s ghost!
      HAMLET: My father!
      VELMA: Nay, his image.
      FRED: In sooth, that image caught the Prince’s eye
      When he went to confront his lady mother.
      Nor did his sword pierce poor Polonius.
      For Hamlet’s blade did mark the castle wall
      Behind the rent made in the tapestry.
      Polonius was murdered by another.
      The knife which killed him entered from behind.
      LAERTES: But who?
      FRED: Indeed my lords, that you shall see.
      HAMLET: And if this ghost was naught but light and air,
      Then what of that which I did touch and speak to?
      The GHOST enters.
      GHOST: Indeed, my son.
      SHAGGY: Zoinks!
      DAPHNE: Jenkies!
      GHOST: Mark them not.
      Thou hast neglected duty far too long.
      Shall this, my murderer, live on unharmed?
      Must I remain forever unavenged?
      SCOOBY and SHAGGY run away from the GHOST. SCOOBY, looking backward,
      runs into a tapestry, tearing it down. As a result, tapestries around
      the walls collapse, one surrounding the GHOST.
      GHOST: What?
      FRED: Good Osric, pray restrain that “ghost,”
      That we may reach the bottom of the matter.
      Now let us see who truly walked tonight.
      FRED removes the helm and the disguise from the GHOST’S face.
      ALL: Tis Fortinbras!
      FRED: The valiant prince of Norway!
      FORTINBRAS: Indeed it is, and curses on you all!
      This Hamlet’s father brought my own to death,
      And cost me all my rightful heritage.
      And so I killed this king, and hoped his son
      Would prove no obstacle to Norway’s crown.
      Then Claudius bethought himself the killer
      (As if one might be poisoned through the ear!)
      The brother, not the son, took Denmark’s throne,
      And held to Norway with a tighter grip.
      I swore an end to Denmark’s royal house.
      I spoke to Hamlet of his uncle’s crimes.
      Then killed Polonius to spark Laertes.
      This day, with poison’s aid, all might have died,
      And Denmark might have come to me as well
      As my beloved Norway and revenge.
      My scheme blinded them all, as if by fog
      But for these medd’ling kids and this their dog.
      KING: The villain stands confessed. Now let us go.
      For much remains to us to be discussed.
      And suitable reward must needs be found
      For these, our young detectives and their hound.
      EXEUNT OMNES.

      January 27, 2015 at 2:07 pm | Reply
  16. bobcat2u

    Doctor, "What seems to be the problem?"

    Patient, "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean I fart all the time,"

    The Doctor nods, "Hmm."

    Patient, "My farts do not stink and you can't hear them. It's just that I fart all the time. Look, we've been talking here for about 10 minutes and I've farted five times. You didn't hear them and you don't smell them, do you?"

    "Hmm," says the Doctor,

    He picks up his pad and writes out a prescription.

    The patient is thrilled "Great doc. This prescription, will it really clear up my farts?"

    "No," sighs the Doctor, "The prescription is to clear your sinuses. Next week I want you back here for a hearing test."

    January 27, 2015 at 1:46 pm | Reply
  17. 2024 Idiocracy USA

    Snoop Dog is head of the CIA and Captain America chairs The Pentagon. The Waterloo Berries are NFL champions and Grand Theft Auto 42 is the national pass time.

    January 27, 2015 at 1:55 pm | Reply
  18. 2024 Idiocracy USA

    The Like Generation gives way to the Copy/Pasters.

    January 27, 2015 at 2:10 pm | Reply
    • banasy©

      Which is, of course, wrong unless you're the one doing it, naturally.

      DT w/ JH

      If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell
      him is, "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another
      cute thing to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did."

      January 27, 2015 at 2:26 pm | Reply
  19. palintwit

    Advisors Nicole Wallace, Steve Schmidt, Mark Salter and Rick Davis reportedly held a meeting on 27 September to begin “discussing a new and threatening possibility: that Palin [is] mentally unstable”.

    And this was her career high point. Though it did take Fox News president Roger Ailes until 2011 to start privately referring to her as “stupid” .

    January 27, 2015 at 2:10 pm | Reply
  20. banasy©

    DT w/ JH

    The tired and thirsty prospector threw himself down at the edge of
    the watering hole and started to drink. But then he looked around
    and saw skulls and bones everywhere. "Uh-oh," he thought. "This
    watering hole is reserved for skeletons."

    January 27, 2015 at 2:10 pm | Reply
  21. 2024 Idiocracy USA

    Parking meters are replaced with pill dispensers.

    January 27, 2015 at 2:12 pm | Reply
  22. 2024 Idiocracy USA

    McDonald's introduces the 256 oz. combo Happy Meal.

    January 27, 2015 at 2:13 pm | Reply
  23. Cuchumber

    Fried Okra

    Wow!!! So many freedom fighting outfits in India. WOW!!!
    Hinddooos must be pulling their usual "suppress the minorities routine" on them. After all the protesting, they took matters in their own hands. So there we have it.

    INDIA, A FREEDOM FIGHTING CENTRALE!!!

    Gimme Kashmir!! Gimme Sikhland!! Gimme Tamil Land!!! Gimme Muslimland!!!

    FOLKS, just look at all the Freedom Fighting Outfits in India. They ain't no soup kitchens. Right?

    AND THEY ALL CAN'T BE WRONG !!!

    Hmmmmmm..

    A SAMPLING OF SOME 114 FREEDOM FIGHTING ORGANIZATIONS IN INDIA:

    1. National Democratic Front of Bodoland (NDFB)

    2. United People's Democratic Solidarity (UPDS)

    3. Kamtapur Liberation Organisation (KLO)

    4. Bodo Liberation Tiger Force (BLTF)

    5. Dima Halim Daogah (DHD)

    6. Karbi National Volunteers (KNV)

    7. Rabha National Security Force (RNSF)

    8. Koch-Rajbongshi Liberation Organisation (KRLO)

    9. Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)

    10. Karbi People's Front (KPF)

    11. Tiwa National Revolutionary Force (TNRF)

    12. Bircha Commando Force (BCF)

    13. Bengali Tiger Force (BTF)

    14. Adivasi Security Force (ASF)

    15. All Assam Adivasi Suraksha Samiti (AAASS)

    16. Gorkha Tiger Force (GTF)

    17. Barak Valley Youth Liberation Front (BVYLF)

    18. United Liberation Front of Barak Valley

    19. United National Liberation Front (UNLF)

    20. People's Liberation Army (PLA)

    21. People's Revolutionary Party of Kangleipak (PREPAK)

    22. The above mentioned three groups now operate from a unified platform,

    23. the Manipur People's Liberation Front (MPLF)

    24. Kangleipak Communist Party (KCP)

    25. Kanglei Yawol Kanna Lup (KYKL)

    26. Manipur Liberation Tiger Army (MLTA)

    27. Iripak Kanba Lup (IKL)

    28. People's Republican Army (PRA)

    29. Kangleipak Kanba Kanglup (KKK)

    30. Kangleipak Liberation Organisation (KLO)

    31. Revolutionary Joint Committee (RJC)

    32. National Socialist Council of Nagaland - Isak-Muivah (NSCN-IM)

    33. People's United Liberation Front (PULF)

    34. Kuki National Army (KNA)

    35. Kuki Revolutionary Army (KRA)

    36. Kuki National Organisation (KNO)

    37. Kuki Independent Army (KIA)

    38. Kuki Defence Force (KDF)

    39. Kuki International Force (KIF)

    40. Kuki National Volunteers (KNV)

    41. Kuki Liberation Front (KLF)

    42. Kuki Security Force (KSF)

    43. Kuki Liberation Army (KLA)

    44. Kuki Revolutionary Front (KRF)

    45. United Kuki Liberation Front (UKLF)

    46. Hmar People's Convention (HPC)

    47. Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)

    48. Hmar Revolutionary Front (HRF)

    49. Zomi Revolutionary Army (ZRA)

    50. Zomi Revolutionary Volunteers (ZRV)

    51. Indigenous People's Revolutionary Alliance(IRPA)

    52. Kom Rem People's Convention (KRPC)

    53. Chin Kuki Revolutionary Front (CKRF)

    54. Hynniewtrep National Liberation Council (HNLC)

    55. Achik National Volunteer Council (ANVC)

    56. People's Liberation Front of Meghalaya (PLF-M)

    57. Hajong United Liberation Army (HULA)

    58. National Socialist Council of Nagaland (Isak-Muivah) – NSCN(IM)

    59. National Socialist Council of Nagaland (Khaplang) – NSCN (K)

    60. Naga National Council (Adino) – NNC (Adino)

    61. Babbar Khalsa International (BKI)

    62. Khalistan Zindabad Force (KZF)

    63. International Sikh Youth Federation (ISYF)

    64. Khalistan Commando Force (KCF)

    65. All-India Sikh Students Federation (AISSF)

    66. Bhindala Tigers Force of Khalistan (BTFK)

    67. Khalistan Liberation Army (KLA)

    68. Khalistan Liberation Front (KLF)

    69. Khalistan Armed Force (KAF)

    70. Dashmesh Regiment

    71. Khalistan Liberation Organisation (KLO)

    72. Khalistan National Army (KNA)

    73. National Liberation Front of Tripura (NLFT)

    74. All Tripura Tiger Force (ATTF)

    75. Tripura Liberation Organisation Front (TLOF)

    76. United Bengali Liberation Front (UBLF)

    77. Tripura Tribal Volunteer Force (TTVF)

    78. Tripura Armed Tribal Commando Force (TATCF)

    79. Tripura Tribal Democratic Force (TTDF)

    80. Tripura Tribal Youth Force (TTYF)

    81. Tripura Liberation Force (TLF)

    82. Tripura Defence Force (TDF)

    83. All Tripura Volunteer Force (ATVF)

    84. Tribal Commando Force (TCF)

    85. Tripura Tribal Youth Force (TTYF)

    86. All Tripura Bharat Suraksha Force (ATBSF)

    87. Tripura Tribal Action Committee Force (TTACF) Socialist Democratic

    88. Front of Tripura (SDFT)

    89. All Tripura National Force (ATNF)

    90. Tripura Tribal Sengkrak Force (TTSF)

    91. Tiger Commando Force (TCF)

    92. Tripura Mukti Police (TMP)

    93. Tripura Rajya Raksha Bahini (TRRB)

    94. Tripura State Volunteers (TSV)

    95. Tripura National Democratic Tribal Force (TNDTF)

    96. National Militia of Tripura (NMT)

    97. All Tripura Bengali Regiment (ATBR)

    98. Bangla Mukti Sena (BMS)

    99. All Tripura Liberation Organisation (ATLO)

    100. Tripura National Army (TNA)

    101. Tripura State Volunteers (TSV)

    102. Borok National Council of Tripura (BNCT)

    103. Mizoram

    104. Bru National Liberation Front

    105. Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)

    106. Arunachal Pradesh

    107. Arunachal Dragon Force (ADF)

    108. Left-wing Extremist groups

    109. People's Guerrilla Army

    110. People's War Group

    111. Maoist Communist Centre

    112. Communist Party of India-Maoist (CPI-Maoist)

    113. Communist Party of India (Marxist Leninist) Janashaktih

    114. Tamil National Retrieval Troops (TNRT)

    SOME MORE FREEDOM FIGHTING ORGANIZATIONS IN INDIA

    Akhil Bharat Nepali Ekta Samaj (ABNES)
    Al Badr
    All Tripura Tiger Force
    Al-Qaida
    Al-Umar-Mujahideen
    Babbar Khalsa International
    Communist Party of India (Maoist) all its formations and front organisations
    Communist Party of India (Marxist-Leninist) - People’s War, All its formations and front organizations
    Deendar Anjuman
    Dukhtaran-e-Millat (DEM)
    Harkat-ul-Mujahideen / Harkat-ul-Ansar / Harkat-ul-Jehad-e-Islami
    Hizb-ul-Mujahideen / Hizb-ul-Mujahideen Pir Panjal Regiment
    Indian Mujahideen and all its formations and front organisations
    International Sikh Youth Federation
    Jaish-e-Mohammad / Tahrik-e-Furqan
    Jamiat-ul-Mujahideen
    Jammu and Kashmir Islamic Front
    Kanglei Yawol Kanna Lup (KYKL)
    Kangleipak Communist Party (KCP)
    Khalistan Commando Force
    Khalistan Zindabad Force
    Lashkar-e-Taiba/ Pasban-e-Ahle Hadis
    Manipur People’s Liberation Front (MPLF)
    Maoist Communist Centre (MCC), All its formations and Front Organisations
    National Democratic Front of Bodoland (NDFB)
    National Liberation Front of Tripura
    People's Revolutionary Party of Kangleippak (PREPAK)
    Students Islamic Movement of India
    Tamil Nadu Liberation Army (TNLA)
    Tamil National Retrieval Troops (TNRT)
    Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam (LTTE)
    United Liberation Front of Assam (ULFA)
    United National Liberation Front (UNLF)
    Students Islamic Movement of India (SIMI)[

    United Liberation Front of Asom (ULFA)
    National Democratic Front of Bodoland (NDFB)
    United People's Democratic Solidarity (UPDS)
    Kamtapur Liberation Organisation (KLO)
    Bodo Liberation Tiger Force (BLTF)
    Dima Halim Daogah (DHD)
    Karbi National Volunteers (KNV)
    Rabha National Security Force (RNSF)
    Koch-Rajbongshi Liberation Organisation (KRLO)
    Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)
    Karbi People's Front (KPF)
    Tiwa National Revolutionary Force (TNRF)
    Bircha Commando Force (BCF)
    Bengali Tiger Force (BTF)
    Adivasi Security Force (ASF)
    All Assam Adivasi Suraksha Samiti (AAASS)
    Gorkha Tiger Force (GTF)
    Barak Valley Youth Liberation Front (BVYLF)
    Muslim United Liberation Tigers of Assam (MULTA)
    United Liberation Front of Barak Valley
    Muslim United Liberation Front of Assam (MULFA)
    Muslim Security Council of Assam (MSCA)
    United Liberation Militia of Assam (ULMA)
    Islamic Liberation Army of Assam (ILAA)
    Muslim Volunteer Force (MVF)
    Muslim Liberation Army (MLA)
    Muslim Security Force (MSF)
    Islamic Sevak Sangh (ISS)
    Islamic United Reformation Protest of India (IURPI)
    United Muslim Liberation Front of Assam (UMLFA)
    Revolutionary Muslim Commandos (RMC)
    Muslim Tiger Force (MTF)
    People’s United Liberation Front (PULF)
    Adam Sena (AS)
    Harkat-ul-Mujahideen
    Harkat-ul-Jehad
    Jammu & Kashmir

    Wow!!! So many freedom fighting outfits in India. WOW!!!
    Hinddooos must be pulling their usual "suppress the minorities routine" on them. After all the protesting, they took matters in their own hands. So there we have it.

    INDIA, A FREEDOM FIGHTING CENTRALE!!!

    Gimme Kashmir!! Gimme Sikhland!! Gimme Tamil Land!!! Gimme Muslimland!!!

    WAIT WAIT.....SOME MORE FREEDOM FIGHTING ORGANIZATIONS IN INDIA

    Akhil Bharat Nepali Ekta Samaj (ABNES)
    Al Badr
    All Tripura Tiger Force
    Al-Qaida
    Al-Umar-Mujahideen
    Babbar Khalsa International
    Communist Party of India (Maoist) all its formations and front organisations
    Communist Party of India (Marxist-Leninist) - People’s War, All its formations and front organizations
    Deendar Anjuman
    Dukhtaran-e-Millat (DEM)
    Harkat-ul-Mujahideen / Harkat-ul-Ansar / Harkat-ul-Jehad-e-Islami
    Hizb-ul-Mujahideen / Hizb-ul-Mujahideen Pir Panjal Regiment
    Indian Mujahideen and all its formations and front organisations
    International Sikh Youth Federation
    Jaish-e-Mohammad / Tahrik-e-Furqan
    Jamiat-ul-Mujahideen
    Jammu and Kashmir Islamic Front
    Kanglei Yawol Kanna Lup (KYKL)
    Kangleipak Communist Party (KCP)
    Khalistan Commando Force
    Khalistan Zindabad Force
    Lashkar-e-Taiba/ Pasban-e-Ahle Hadis
    Manipur People’s Liberation Front (MPLF)
    Maoist Communist Centre (MCC), All its formations and Front Organisations
    National Democratic Front of Bodoland (NDFB)
    National Liberation Front of Tripura
    People's Revolutionary Party of Kangleipak (PREPAK)
    Students Islamic Movement of India
    Tamil Nadu Liberation Army (TNLA)
    Tamil National Retrieval Troops (TNRT)
    Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam (LTTE)
    United Liberation Front of Assam (ULFA)
    United National Liberation Front (UNLF)
    Students Islamic Movement of India (SIMI)[

    United Liberation Front of Asom (ULFA)
    National Democratic Front of Bodoland (NDFB)
    United People's Democratic Solidarity (UPDS)
    Kamtapur Liberation Organisation (KLO)
    Bodo Liberation Tiger Force (BLTF)
    Dima Halim Daogah (DHD)
    Karbi National Volunteers (KNV)
    Rabha National Security Force (RNSF)
    Koch-Rajbongshi Liberation Organisation (KRLO)
    Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)
    Karbi People's Front (KPF)
    Tiwa National Revolutionary Force (TNRF)
    Bircha Commando Force (BCF)
    Bengali Tiger Force (BTF)
    Adivasi Security Force (ASF)
    All Assam Adivasi Suraksha Samiti (AAASS)
    Gorkha Tiger Force (GTF)
    Barak Valley Youth Liberation Front (BVYLF)
    Muslim United Liberation Tigers of Assam (MULTA)
    United Liberation Front of Barak Valley
    Muslim United Liberation Front of Assam (MULFA)
    Muslim Security Council of Assam (MSCA)
    United Liberation Militia of Assam (ULMA)
    Islamic Liberation Army of Assam (ILAA)
    Muslim Volunteer Force (MVF)
    Muslim Liberation Army (MLA)
    Muslim Security Force (MSF)
    Islamic Sevak Sangh (ISS)
    Islamic United Reformation Protest of India (IURPI)
    United Muslim Liberation Front of Assam (UMLFA)
    Revolutionary Muslim Commandos (RMC)
    Muslim Tiger Force (MTF)
    People’s United Liberation Front (PULF)
    Adam Sena (AS)
    Harkat-ul-Mujahideen
    Harkat-ul-Jehad
    Jammu & Kashmir

    WAIT ... WAIT .......EVEN MORE FREEDOM FIGHTING ORGANIZATIONS IN INDIA::

    Hynniewtrep National Liberation Council (HNLC)
    Achik National Volunteer Council (ANVC)
    People’s Liberation Front of Meghalaya (PLF-M)
    Hajong United Liberation Army (HULA)
    Nagaland

    National Socialist Council of Nagaland (Isak-Muivah) – NSCN(IM)
    National Socialist Council of Nagaland (Khaplang) – NSCN (K)
    Naga National Council (Adino) – NNC (Adino)
    Punjab
    Babbar Khalsa International (BKI)
    Khalistan Zindabad Force (KZF)
    International Sikh Youth Federation (ISYF)
    Khalistan Commando Force (KCF)
    All-India Sikh Students Federation (AISSF)
    Bhindala Tigers Force of Khalistan (BTFK)
    Khalistan Liberation Army (KLA)
    Khalistan Liberation Front (KLF)
    Khalistan Armed Force (KAF)
    Dashmesh Regiment
    Khalistan Liberation Organisation (KLO)
    Khalistan National Army (KNA)

    National Liberation Front of Tripura (NLFT)
    All Tripura Tiger Force (ATTF)
    Tripura Liberation Organisation Front (TLOF)
    United Bengali Liberation Front (UBLF)
    Tripura Tribal Volunteer Force (TTVF)
    Tripura Armed Tribal Commando Force (TATCF)
    Tripura Tribal Democratic Force (TTDF)
    Tripura Tribal Youth Force (TTYF)
    Tripura Liberation Force (TLF)
    Tripura Defence Force (TDF)
    All Tripura Volunteer Force (ATVF)
    Tribal Commando Force (TCF)
    Tripura Tribal Youth Force (TTYF)
    All Tripura Bharat Suraksha Force (ATBSF)
    Tripura Tribal Action Committee Force (TTACF)
    Socialist Democratic Front of Tripura (SDFT)
    All Tripura National Force (ATNF)
    Tripura Tribal Sengkrak Force (TTSF)
    Tiger Commando Force (TCF)
    Tripura Mukti Police (TMP)
    Tripura Rajya Raksha Bahini (TRRB)
    Tripura State Volunteers (TSV)
    Tripura National Democratic Tribal Force (TNDTF)

    EVEN MORE FREEDOM FIGHTING ORGANIZATIONS IN INDIA::

    National Militia of Tripura (NMT)
    All Tripura Bengali Regiment (ATBR)
    Bangla Mukti Sena (BMS)
    All Tripura Liberation Organisation (ATLO)
    Tripura National Army (TNA)
    Tripura State Volunteers (TSV)
    Borok National Council of Tripura (BNCT)
    Mizoram
    Bru National Liberation Front
    Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)

    Arunachal Dragon Force (ADF)

    Communist Party of India-Maoist (CPI-Maoist)
    People's War Group
    Maoist Communist Centre
    People's Guerrilla Army
    Communist Party of India-Marxist Leninist-Janashakti(CPI-ML-Janashakti)
    Tritiya Prastuti Committee (TPC)

    Tamil National Retrieval Troops (TNRT)
    Akhil Bharat Nepali Ekta Samaj (ABNES)
    Tamil Nadu Liberation Army (TNLA)
    Deendar Anjuman
    Students Islamic Movement of India (SIMI)
    Asif Reza Commando Force
    Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam (LTTE)
    Kamatapur Liberation Organisation (KLO)
    Ranvir Sena

    Wow!!! So many freedom fighting outfits in India. WOW!!!
    Hinddooos must be pulling their usual "suppress the minorities routine" on them. After all the protesting, they took matters in their own hands. So there we have it.

    INDIA, A FREEDOM FIGHTING CENTRALE!!!

    Gimme Kashmir!! Gimme Sikhland!! Gimme Tamil Land!!! Gimme Muslimland!!!

    FOLKS, just look at all the Freedom Fighting Outfits in India. They ain't no soup kitchens. Right?

    AND THEY ALL CAN'T BE WRONG !!!

    January 27, 2015 at 2:16 pm | Reply
    • banasy©

      Hey! If you believe that Adam actually cares about India, you'll believe this!

      This recently discovered folio edition of “Hamlet” follows other known
      versions closely until Act V, Scene II, where it begins to diverge at
      line 232, as will be seen:
      KING…’Now the king drinks to Hamlet.’ Come, begin,
      And you the judges, bear a wary eye
      Trumpets sound. HAMLET and LAERTES take their stations
      HAMLET: Come on, sir.
      LAERTES: Come, my lord.
      Enter FRED, DAPHNE, VELMA, SHAGGY, AND SCOOBY
      DAPHNE: Wait!
      SHAGGY: Stop the fight!
      HAMLET and LAERTES put up their foils
      KING: I like this not. Say wherefore you do speak?
      FRED: Good lord, I pray thee, let thy anger wait.
      For we, in seeking clues, have found the truth
      Behind the strange events of latter days.
      VELMA: The first clue came from Elsinore’s high walls,
      Where, so said Hamlet, Hamlet’s ghost did walk.
      Yet though the elder Hamlet met his death,
      And perforce hath been buried in the ground,
      ‘Tis yet true one would not expect a ghost
      To carry mud upon his spectral boots.
      Yet mud didst Shaggy and his faithful hound
      Espy, with footprints leading to a drop.
      This might, at first, indeed bespeak a ghost…
      Until, when I did seek for other answers,
      I found a great, wide cloth of deepest black
      Discarded in the moat of Elsinore.
      ‘Tis clear, the “ghost” used this to slow his fall
      While darkness rendered him invisible.
      FRED: The second clue we found, my lord, was this.
      KING: It seems to me a portrait of my brother
      In staine’d glass, that sunlight may shine through.
      FRED: But see, my lord, when placed before a lantern-
      KING: My brother’s ghost!
      HAMLET: My father!
      VELMA: Nay, his image.
      FRED: In sooth, that image caught the Prince’s eye
      When he went to confront his lady mother.
      Nor did his sword pierce poor Polonius.
      For Hamlet’s blade did mark the castle wall
      Behind the rent made in the tapestry.
      Polonius was murdered by another.
      The knife which killed him entered from behind.
      LAERTES: But who?
      FRED: Indeed my lords, that you shall see.
      HAMLET: And if this ghost was naught but light and air,
      Then what of that which I did touch and speak to?
      The GHOST enters.
      GHOST: Indeed, my son.
      SHAGGY: Zoinks!
      DAPHNE: Jenkies!
      GHOST: Mark them not.
      Thou hast neglected duty far too long.
      Shall this, my murderer, live on unharmed?
      Must I remain forever unavenged?
      SCOOBY and SHAGGY run away from the GHOST. SCOOBY, looking backward,
      runs into a tapestry, tearing it down. As a result, tapestries around
      the walls collapse, one surrounding the GHOST.
      GHOST: What?
      FRED: Good Osric, pray restrain that “ghost,”
      That we may reach the bottom of the matter.
      Now let us see who truly walked tonight.
      FRED removes the helm and the disguise from the GHOST’S face.
      ALL: Tis Fortinbras!
      FRED: The valiant prince of Norway!
      FORTINBRAS: Indeed it is, and curses on you all!
      This Hamlet’s father brought my own to death,
      And cost me all my rightful heritage.
      And so I killed this king, and hoped his son
      Would prove no obstacle to Norway’s crown.
      Then Claudius bethought himself the killer
      (As if one might be poisoned through the ear!)
      The brother, not the son, took Denmark’s throne,
      And held to Norway with a tighter grip.
      I swore an end to Denmark’s royal house.
      I spoke to Hamlet of his uncle’s crimes.
      Then killed Polonius to spark Laertes.
      This day, with poison’s aid, all might have died,
      And Denmark might have come to me as well
      As my beloved Norway and revenge.
      My scheme blinded them all, as if by fog
      But for these medd’ling kids and this their dog.
      KING: The villain stands confessed. Now let us go.
      For much remains to us to be discussed.
      And suitable reward must needs be found
      For these, our young detectives and their hound.
      EXEUNT OMNES.

      January 27, 2015 at 2:24 pm | Reply
    • palintwit

      You are an ass.

      January 27, 2015 at 2:24 pm | Reply
  24. bobcat2u

    A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally
    swallowed his glass eye. He was worried for a while, but there were no
    ill effects, so he forgot about it.
    Once he was in the doctor's office, the man followed instructions,
    undressed, and bent over. The first thing the proctologist saw when he
    looked up the man's a$$ was that eye staring right back at him.
    "You know, " said the doctor, "you really have to learn to trust me."

    January 27, 2015 at 2:23 pm | Reply
  25. bobcat2u

    HUNCHBACK'S WIFE: I'm getting worried about that back of yours. It looks really awful. Perhaps you should see a doctor.

    Eventually, after a lot of persuasion the Huchback goes to the doctor.

    DOCTOR:I want you to get undressed. ( Hunchback removes jacket then stops)

    HUNCHBACK:I don't like getting undressed.

    DOCTOR:If you want me to examine your back you'll have to get undressed. ( Hunchback removes his shirt but leaves his vest on.)

    HUNCHBACK:I don't like showing people my back. They always laugh at me.

    DOCTOR:Do you want me to examine your back or not? ( Very reluctantly the hunchback removes his vest ( woollen undergarment in UK ))

    DOCTOR:How long is it since you were at school?

    HUNCHBACK:Over 30 years. Why?

    DOCTOR:Did you ever wonder what happened to your satchel?

    January 27, 2015 at 2:30 pm | Reply
    • Cuchumber

      You like samosa

      Wow!!! So many freedom fighting outfits in India. WOW!!!
      Hinddooos must be pulling their usual "suppress the minorities routine" on them. After all the protesting, they took matters in their own hands. So there we have it.

      INDIA, A FREEDOM FIGHTING CENTRALE!!!

      Gimme Kashmir!! Gimme Sikhland!! Gimme Tamil Land!!! Gimme Muslimland!!!

      FOLKS, just look at all the Freedom Fighting Outfits in India. They ain't no soup kitchens. Right?

      AND THEY ALL CAN'T BE WRONG !!!

      Hmmmmmm..

      A SAMPLING OF SOME 114 FREEDOM FIGHTING ORGANIZATIONS IN INDIA:

      1. National Democratic Front of Bodoland (NDFB)

      2. United People's Democratic Solidarity (UPDS)

      3. Kamtapur Liberation Organisation (KLO)

      4. Bodo Liberation Tiger Force (BLTF)

      5. Dima Halim Daogah (DHD)

      6. Karbi National Volunteers (KNV)

      7. Rabha National Security Force (RNSF)

      8. Koch-Rajbongshi Liberation Organisation (KRLO)

      9. Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)

      10. Karbi People's Front (KPF)

      11. Tiwa National Revolutionary Force (TNRF)

      12. Bircha Commando Force (BCF)

      13. Bengali Tiger Force (BTF)

      14. Adivasi Security Force (ASF)

      15. All Assam Adivasi Suraksha Samiti (AAASS)

      16. Gorkha Tiger Force (GTF)

      17. Barak Valley Youth Liberation Front (BVYLF)

      18. United Liberation Front of Barak Valley

      19. United National Liberation Front (UNLF)

      20. People's Liberation Army (PLA)

      21. People's Revolutionary Party of Kangleipak (PREPAK)

      22. The above mentioned three groups now operate from a unified platform,

      23. the Manipur People's Liberation Front (MPLF)

      24. Kangleipak Communist Party (KCP)

      25. Kanglei Yawol Kanna Lup (KYKL)

      26. Manipur Liberation Tiger Army (MLTA)

      27. Iripak Kanba Lup (IKL)

      28. People's Republican Army (PRA)

      29. Kangleipak Kanba Kanglup (KKK)

      30. Kangleipak Liberation Organisation (KLO)

      31. Revolutionary Joint Committee (RJC)

      32. National Socialist Council of Nagaland - Isak-Muivah (NSCN-IM)

      33. People's United Liberation Front (PULF)

      34. Kuki National Army (KNA)

      35. Kuki Revolutionary Army (KRA)

      36. Kuki National Organisation (KNO)

      37. Kuki Independent Army (KIA)

      38. Kuki Defence Force (KDF)

      39. Kuki International Force (KIF)

      40. Kuki National Volunteers (KNV)

      41. Kuki Liberation Front (KLF)

      42. Kuki Security Force (KSF)

      43. Kuki Liberation Army (KLA)

      44. Kuki Revolutionary Front (KRF)

      45. United Kuki Liberation Front (UKLF)

      46. Hmar People's Convention (HPC)

      47. Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)

      48. Hmar Revolutionary Front (HRF)

      49. Zomi Revolutionary Army (ZRA)

      50. Zomi Revolutionary Volunteers (ZRV)

      51. Indigenous People's Revolutionary Alliance(IRPA)

      52. Kom Rem People's Convention (KRPC)

      53. Chin Kuki Revolutionary Front (CKRF)

      54. Hynniewtrep National Liberation Council (HNLC)

      55. Achik National Volunteer Council (ANVC)

      56. People's Liberation Front of Meghalaya (PLF-M)

      57. Hajong United Liberation Army (HULA)

      58. National Socialist Council of Nagaland (Isak-Muivah) – NSCN(IM)

      59. National Socialist Council of Nagaland (Khaplang) – NSCN (K)

      60. Naga National Council (Adino) – NNC (Adino)

      61. Babbar Khalsa International (BKI)

      62. Khalistan Zindabad Force (KZF)

      63. International Sikh Youth Federation (ISYF)

      64. Khalistan Commando Force (KCF)

      65. All-India Sikh Students Federation (AISSF)

      66. Bhindala Tigers Force of Khalistan (BTFK)

      67. Khalistan Liberation Army (KLA)

      68. Khalistan Liberation Front (KLF)

      69. Khalistan Armed Force (KAF)

      70. Dashmesh Regiment

      71. Khalistan Liberation Organisation (KLO)

      72. Khalistan National Army (KNA)

      73. National Liberation Front of Tripura (NLFT)

      74. All Tripura Tiger Force (ATTF)

      75. Tripura Liberation Organisation Front (TLOF)

      76. United Bengali Liberation Front (UBLF)

      77. Tripura Tribal Volunteer Force (TTVF)

      78. Tripura Armed Tribal Commando Force (TATCF)

      79. Tripura Tribal Democratic Force (TTDF)

      80. Tripura Tribal Youth Force (TTYF)

      81. Tripura Liberation Force (TLF)

      82. Tripura Defence Force (TDF)

      83. All Tripura Volunteer Force (ATVF)

      84. Tribal Commando Force (TCF)

      85. Tripura Tribal Youth Force (TTYF)

      86. All Tripura Bharat Suraksha Force (ATBSF)

      87. Tripura Tribal Action Committee Force (TTACF) Socialist Democratic

      88. Front of Tripura (SDFT)

      89. All Tripura National Force (ATNF)

      90. Tripura Tribal Sengkrak Force (TTSF)

      91. Tiger Commando Force (TCF)

      92. Tripura Mukti Police (TMP)

      93. Tripura Rajya Raksha Bahini (TRRB)

      94. Tripura State Volunteers (TSV)

      95. Tripura National Democratic Tribal Force (TNDTF)

      96. National Militia of Tripura (NMT)

      97. All Tripura Bengali Regiment (ATBR)

      98. Bangla Mukti Sena (BMS)

      99. All Tripura Liberation Organisation (ATLO)

      100. Tripura National Army (TNA)

      101. Tripura State Volunteers (TSV)

      102. Borok National Council of Tripura (BNCT)

      103. Mizoram

      104. Bru National Liberation Front

      105. Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)

      106. Arunachal Pradesh

      107. Arunachal Dragon Force (ADF)

      108. Left-wing Extremist groups

      109. People's Guerrilla Army

      110. People's War Group

      111. Maoist Communist Centre

      112. Communist Party of India-Maoist (CPI-Maoist)

      113. Communist Party of India (Marxist Leninist) Janashaktih

      114. Tamil National Retrieval Troops (TNRT)

      SOME MORE FREEDOM FIGHTING ORGANIZATIONS IN INDIA

      Akhil Bharat Nepali Ekta Samaj (ABNES)
      Al Badr
      All Tripura Tiger Force
      Al-Qaida
      Al-Umar-Mujahideen
      Babbar Khalsa International
      Communist Party of India (Maoist) all its formations and front organisations
      Communist Party of India (Marxist-Leninist) - People’s War, All its formations and front organizations
      Deendar Anjuman
      Dukhtaran-e-Millat (DEM)
      Harkat-ul-Mujahideen / Harkat-ul-Ansar / Harkat-ul-Jehad-e-Islami
      Hizb-ul-Mujahideen / Hizb-ul-Mujahideen Pir Panjal Regiment
      Indian Mujahideen and all its formations and front organisations
      International Sikh Youth Federation
      Jaish-e-Mohammad / Tahrik-e-Furqan
      Jamiat-ul-Mujahideen
      Jammu and Kashmir Islamic Front
      Kanglei Yawol Kanna Lup (KYKL)
      Kangleipak Communist Party (KCP)
      Khalistan Commando Force
      Khalistan Zindabad Force
      Lashkar-e-Taiba/ Pasban-e-Ahle Hadis
      Manipur People’s Liberation Front (MPLF)
      Maoist Communist Centre (MCC), All its formations and Front Organisations
      National Democratic Front of Bodoland (NDFB)
      National Liberation Front of Tripura
      People's Revolutionary Party of Kangleippak (PREPAK)
      Students Islamic Movement of India
      Tamil Nadu Liberation Army (TNLA)
      Tamil National Retrieval Troops (TNRT)
      Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam (LTTE)
      United Liberation Front of Assam (ULFA)
      United National Liberation Front (UNLF)
      Students Islamic Movement of India (SIMI)[

      United Liberation Front of Asom (ULFA)
      National Democratic Front of Bodoland (NDFB)
      United People's Democratic Solidarity (UPDS)
      Kamtapur Liberation Organisation (KLO)
      Bodo Liberation Tiger Force (BLTF)
      Dima Halim Daogah (DHD)
      Karbi National Volunteers (KNV)
      Rabha National Security Force (RNSF)
      Koch-Rajbongshi Liberation Organisation (KRLO)
      Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)
      Karbi People's Front (KPF)
      Tiwa National Revolutionary Force (TNRF)
      Bircha Commando Force (BCF)
      Bengali Tiger Force (BTF)
      Adivasi Security Force (ASF)
      All Assam Adivasi Suraksha Samiti (AAASS)
      Gorkha Tiger Force (GTF)
      Barak Valley Youth Liberation Front (BVYLF)
      Muslim United Liberation Tigers of Assam (MULTA)
      United Liberation Front of Barak Valley
      Muslim United Liberation Front of Assam (MULFA)
      Muslim Security Council of Assam (MSCA)
      United Liberation Militia of Assam (ULMA)
      Islamic Liberation Army of Assam (ILAA)
      Muslim Volunteer Force (MVF)
      Muslim Liberation Army (MLA)
      Muslim Security Force (MSF)
      Islamic Sevak Sangh (ISS)
      Islamic United Reformation Protest of India (IURPI)
      United Muslim Liberation Front of Assam (UMLFA)
      Revolutionary Muslim Commandos (RMC)
      Muslim Tiger Force (MTF)
      People’s United Liberation Front (PULF)
      Adam Sena (AS)
      Harkat-ul-Mujahideen
      Harkat-ul-Jehad
      Jammu & Kashmir

      Wow!!! So many freedom fighting outfits in India. WOW!!!
      Hinddooos must be pulling their usual "suppress the minorities routine" on them. After all the protesting, they took matters in their own hands. So there we have it.

      INDIA, A FREEDOM FIGHTING CENTRALE!!!

      Gimme Kashmir!! Gimme Sikhland!! Gimme Tamil Land!!! Gimme Muslimland!!!

      WAIT WAIT.....SOME MORE FREEDOM FIGHTING ORGANIZATIONS IN INDIA

      Akhil Bharat Nepali Ekta Samaj (ABNES)
      Al Badr
      All Tripura Tiger Force
      Al-Qaida
      Al-Umar-Mujahideen
      Babbar Khalsa International
      Communist Party of India (Maoist) all its formations and front organisations
      Communist Party of India (Marxist-Leninist) - People’s War, All its formations and front organizations
      Deendar Anjuman
      Dukhtaran-e-Millat (DEM)
      Harkat-ul-Mujahideen / Harkat-ul-Ansar / Harkat-ul-Jehad-e-Islami
      Hizb-ul-Mujahideen / Hizb-ul-Mujahideen Pir Panjal Regiment
      Indian Mujahideen and all its formations and front organisations
      International Sikh Youth Federation
      Jaish-e-Mohammad / Tahrik-e-Furqan
      Jamiat-ul-Mujahideen
      Jammu and Kashmir Islamic Front
      Kanglei Yawol Kanna Lup (KYKL)
      Kangleipak Communist Party (KCP)
      Khalistan Commando Force
      Khalistan Zindabad Force
      Lashkar-e-Taiba/ Pasban-e-Ahle Hadis
      Manipur People’s Liberation Front (MPLF)
      Maoist Communist Centre (MCC), All its formations and Front Organisations
      National Democratic Front of Bodoland (NDFB)
      National Liberation Front of Tripura
      People's Revolutionary Party of Kangleipak (PREPAK)
      Students Islamic Movement of India
      Tamil Nadu Liberation Army (TNLA)
      Tamil National Retrieval Troops (TNRT)
      Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam (LTTE)
      United Liberation Front of Assam (ULFA)
      United National Liberation Front (UNLF)
      Students Islamic Movement of India (SIMI)[

      United Liberation Front of Asom (ULFA)
      National Democratic Front of Bodoland (NDFB)
      United People's Democratic Solidarity (UPDS)
      Kamtapur Liberation Organisation (KLO)
      Bodo Liberation Tiger Force (BLTF)
      Dima Halim Daogah (DHD)
      Karbi National Volunteers (KNV)
      Rabha National Security Force (RNSF)
      Koch-Rajbongshi Liberation Organisation (KRLO)
      Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)
      Karbi People's Front (KPF)
      Tiwa National Revolutionary Force (TNRF)
      Bircha Commando Force (BCF)
      Bengali Tiger Force (BTF)
      Adivasi Security Force (ASF)
      All Assam Adivasi Suraksha Samiti (AAASS)
      Gorkha Tiger Force (GTF)
      Barak Valley Youth Liberation Front (BVYLF)
      Muslim United Liberation Tigers of Assam (MULTA)
      United Liberation Front of Barak Valley
      Muslim United Liberation Front of Assam (MULFA)
      Muslim Security Council of Assam (MSCA)
      United Liberation Militia of Assam (ULMA)
      Islamic Liberation Army of Assam (ILAA)
      Muslim Volunteer Force (MVF)
      Muslim Liberation Army (MLA)
      Muslim Security Force (MSF)
      Islamic Sevak Sangh (ISS)
      Islamic United Reformation Protest of India (IURPI)
      United Muslim Liberation Front of Assam (UMLFA)
      Revolutionary Muslim Commandos (RMC)
      Muslim Tiger Force (MTF)
      People’s United Liberation Front (PULF)
      Adam Sena (AS)
      Harkat-ul-Mujahideen
      Harkat-ul-Jehad
      Jammu & Kashmir

      WAIT ... WAIT .......EVEN MORE FREEDOM FIGHTING ORGANIZATIONS IN INDIA::

      Hynniewtrep National Liberation Council (HNLC)
      Achik National Volunteer Council (ANVC)
      People’s Liberation Front of Meghalaya (PLF-M)
      Hajong United Liberation Army (HULA)
      Nagaland

      National Socialist Council of Nagaland (Isak-Muivah) – NSCN(IM)
      National Socialist Council of Nagaland (Khaplang) – NSCN (K)
      Naga National Council (Adino) – NNC (Adino)
      Punjab
      Babbar Khalsa International (BKI)
      Khalistan Zindabad Force (KZF)
      International Sikh Youth Federation (ISYF)
      Khalistan Commando Force (KCF)
      All-India Sikh Students Federation (AISSF)
      Bhindala Tigers Force of Khalistan (BTFK)
      Khalistan Liberation Army (KLA)
      Khalistan Liberation Front (KLF)
      Khalistan Armed Force (KAF)
      Dashmesh Regiment
      Khalistan Liberation Organisation (KLO)
      Khalistan National Army (KNA)

      National Liberation Front of Tripura (NLFT)
      All Tripura Tiger Force (ATTF)
      Tripura Liberation Organisation Front (TLOF)
      United Bengali Liberation Front (UBLF)
      Tripura Tribal Volunteer Force (TTVF)
      Tripura Armed Tribal Commando Force (TATCF)
      Tripura Tribal Democratic Force (TTDF)
      Tripura Tribal Youth Force (TTYF)
      Tripura Liberation Force (TLF)
      Tripura Defence Force (TDF)
      All Tripura Volunteer Force (ATVF)
      Tribal Commando Force (TCF)
      Tripura Tribal Youth Force (TTYF)
      All Tripura Bharat Suraksha Force (ATBSF)
      Tripura Tribal Action Committee Force (TTACF)
      Socialist Democratic Front of Tripura (SDFT)
      All Tripura National Force (ATNF)
      Tripura Tribal Sengkrak Force (TTSF)
      Tiger Commando Force (TCF)
      Tripura Mukti Police (TMP)
      Tripura Rajya Raksha Bahini (TRRB)
      Tripura State Volunteers (TSV)
      Tripura National Democratic Tribal Force (TNDTF)

      EVEN MORE FREEDOM FIGHTING ORGANIZATIONS IN INDIA::

      National Militia of Tripura (NMT)
      All Tripura Bengali Regiment (ATBR)
      Bangla Mukti Sena (BMS)
      All Tripura Liberation Organisation (ATLO)
      Tripura National Army (TNA)
      Tripura State Volunteers (TSV)
      Borok National Council of Tripura (BNCT)
      Mizoram
      Bru National Liberation Front
      Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)

      Arunachal Dragon Force (ADF)

      Communist Party of India-Maoist (CPI-Maoist)
      People's War Group
      Maoist Communist Centre
      People's Guerrilla Army
      Communist Party of India-Marxist Leninist-Janashakti(CPI-ML-Janashakti)
      Tritiya Prastuti Committee (TPC)

      Tamil National Retrieval Troops (TNRT)
      Akhil Bharat Nepali Ekta Samaj (ABNES)
      Tamil Nadu Liberation Army (TNLA)
      Deendar Anjuman
      Students Islamic Movement of India (SIMI)
      Asif Reza Commando Force
      Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam (LTTE)
      Kamatapur Liberation Organisation (KLO)
      Ranvir Sena

      Wow!!! So many freedom fighting outfits in India. WOW!!!
      Hinddooos must be pulling their usual "suppress the minorities routine" on them. After all the protesting, they took matters in their own hands. So there we have it.

      INDIA, A FREEDOM FIGHTING CENTRALE!!!

      Gimme Kashmir!! Gimme Sikhland!! Gimme Tamil Land!!! Gimme Muslimland!!!

      FOLKS, just look at all the Freedom Fighting Outfits in India. They ain't no soup kitchens. Right?

      AND THEY ALL CAN'T BE WRONG !!!

      January 27, 2015 at 2:36 pm | Reply
    • banasy©

      I've seen backs hunched because the morons with ass hair combovers think they're fooling people.

      January 27, 2015 at 2:41 pm | Reply
  26. banasy©

    DT w/ JH

    I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate.
    And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never
    expect it.

    January 27, 2015 at 2:30 pm | Reply
  27. bobcat2u

    A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are crossing an enchanted bridge in Magical Fairyland when they run into a fairy. The fairy says that they can be granted a transformation if they jump off the bridge and call out their wish. The brunette immediately jumps off the bridge and yells "Eagle!" She turns into a beautiful bird of prey and flies away. The redhead jumps off the bridge and yells out "Salmon!" She turns into a gorgeous shimmering salmon and swims upstream to spawn. The blonde is at this point so excited that she jumps off the bridge without thinking of her wish. She panics.
    "Crap!"

    January 27, 2015 at 2:35 pm | Reply
  28. Cuchumber

    Fried green tomatoes

    Wow!!! So many freedom fighting outfits in India. WOW!!!
    Hinddooos must be pulling their usual "suppress the minorities routine" on them. After all the protesting, they took matters in their own hands. So there we have it.

    INDIA, A FREEDOM FIGHTING CENTRALE!!!

    Gimme Kashmir!! Gimme Sikhland!! Gimme Tamil Land!!! Gimme Muslimland!!!

    FOLKS, just look at all the Freedom Fighting Outfits in India. They ain't no soup kitchens. Right?

    AND THEY ALL CAN'T BE WRONG !!!

    Hmmmmmm..

    A SAMPLING OF SOME 114 FREEDOM FIGHTING ORGANIZATIONS IN INDIA:

    1. National Democratic Front of Bodoland (NDFB)

    2. United People's Democratic Solidarity (UPDS)

    3. Kamtapur Liberation Organisation (KLO)

    4. Bodo Liberation Tiger Force (BLTF)

    5. Dima Halim Daogah (DHD)

    6. Karbi National Volunteers (KNV)

    7. Rabha National Security Force (RNSF)

    8. Koch-Rajbongshi Liberation Organisation (KRLO)

    9. Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)

    10. Karbi People's Front (KPF)

    11. Tiwa National Revolutionary Force (TNRF)

    12. Bircha Commando Force (BCF)

    13. Bengali Tiger Force (BTF)

    14. Adivasi Security Force (ASF)

    15. All Assam Adivasi Suraksha Samiti (AAASS)

    16. Gorkha Tiger Force (GTF)

    17. Barak Valley Youth Liberation Front (BVYLF)

    18. United Liberation Front of Barak Valley

    19. United National Liberation Front (UNLF)

    20. People's Liberation Army (PLA)

    21. People's Revolutionary Party of Kangleipak (PREPAK)

    22. The above mentioned three groups now operate from a unified platform,

    23. the Manipur People's Liberation Front (MPLF)

    24. Kangleipak Communist Party (KCP)

    25. Kanglei Yawol Kanna Lup (KYKL)

    26. Manipur Liberation Tiger Army (MLTA)

    27. Iripak Kanba Lup (IKL)

    28. People's Republican Army (PRA)

    29. Kangleipak Kanba Kanglup (KKK)

    30. Kangleipak Liberation Organisation (KLO)

    31. Revolutionary Joint Committee (RJC)

    32. National Socialist Council of Nagaland - Isak-Muivah (NSCN-IM)

    33. People's United Liberation Front (PULF)

    34. Kuki National Army (KNA)

    35. Kuki Revolutionary Army (KRA)

    36. Kuki National Organisation (KNO)

    37. Kuki Independent Army (KIA)

    38. Kuki Defence Force (KDF)

    39. Kuki International Force (KIF)

    40. Kuki National Volunteers (KNV)

    41. Kuki Liberation Front (KLF)

    42. Kuki Security Force (KSF)

    43. Kuki Liberation Army (KLA)

    44. Kuki Revolutionary Front (KRF)

    45. United Kuki Liberation Front (UKLF)

    46. Hmar People's Convention (HPC)

    47. Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)

    48. Hmar Revolutionary Front (HRF)

    49. Zomi Revolutionary Army (ZRA)

    50. Zomi Revolutionary Volunteers (ZRV)

    51. Indigenous People's Revolutionary Alliance(IRPA)

    52. Kom Rem People's Convention (KRPC)

    53. Chin Kuki Revolutionary Front (CKRF)

    54. Hynniewtrep National Liberation Council (HNLC)

    55. Achik National Volunteer Council (ANVC)

    56. People's Liberation Front of Meghalaya (PLF-M)

    57. Hajong United Liberation Army (HULA)

    58. National Socialist Council of Nagaland (Isak-Muivah) – NSCN(IM)

    59. National Socialist Council of Nagaland (Khaplang) – NSCN (K)

    60. Naga National Council (Adino) – NNC (Adino)

    61. Babbar Khalsa International (BKI)

    62. Khalistan Zindabad Force (KZF)

    63. International Sikh Youth Federation (ISYF)

    64. Khalistan Commando Force (KCF)

    65. All-India Sikh Students Federation (AISSF)

    66. Bhindala Tigers Force of Khalistan (BTFK)

    67. Khalistan Liberation Army (KLA)

    68. Khalistan Liberation Front (KLF)

    69. Khalistan Armed Force (KAF)

    70. Dashmesh Regiment

    71. Khalistan Liberation Organisation (KLO)

    72. Khalistan National Army (KNA)

    73. National Liberation Front of Tripura (NLFT)

    74. All Tripura Tiger Force (ATTF)

    75. Tripura Liberation Organisation Front (TLOF)

    76. United Bengali Liberation Front (UBLF)

    77. Tripura Tribal Volunteer Force (TTVF)

    78. Tripura Armed Tribal Commando Force (TATCF)

    79. Tripura Tribal Democratic Force (TTDF)

    80. Tripura Tribal Youth Force (TTYF)

    81. Tripura Liberation Force (TLF)

    82. Tripura Defence Force (TDF)

    83. All Tripura Volunteer Force (ATVF)

    84. Tribal Commando Force (TCF)

    85. Tripura Tribal Youth Force (TTYF)

    86. All Tripura Bharat Suraksha Force (ATBSF)

    87. Tripura Tribal Action Committee Force (TTACF) Socialist Democratic

    88. Front of Tripura (SDFT)

    89. All Tripura National Force (ATNF)

    90. Tripura Tribal Sengkrak Force (TTSF)

    91. Tiger Commando Force (TCF)

    92. Tripura Mukti Police (TMP)

    93. Tripura Rajya Raksha Bahini (TRRB)

    94. Tripura State Volunteers (TSV)

    95. Tripura National Democratic Tribal Force (TNDTF)

    96. National Militia of Tripura (NMT)

    97. All Tripura Bengali Regiment (ATBR)

    98. Bangla Mukti Sena (BMS)

    99. All Tripura Liberation Organisation (ATLO)

    100. Tripura National Army (TNA)

    101. Tripura State Volunteers (TSV)

    102. Borok National Council of Tripura (BNCT)

    103. Mizoram

    104. Bru National Liberation Front

    105. Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)

    106. Arunachal Pradesh

    107. Arunachal Dragon Force (ADF)

    108. Left-wing Extremist groups

    109. People's Guerrilla Army

    110. People's War Group

    111. Maoist Communist Centre

    112. Communist Party of India-Maoist (CPI-Maoist)

    113. Communist Party of India (Marxist Leninist) Janashaktih

    114. Tamil National Retrieval Troops (TNRT)

    SOME MORE FREEDOM FIGHTING ORGANIZATIONS IN INDIA

    Akhil Bharat Nepali Ekta Samaj (ABNES)
    Al Badr
    All Tripura Tiger Force
    Al-Qaida
    Al-Umar-Mujahideen
    Babbar Khalsa International
    Communist Party of India (Maoist) all its formations and front organisations
    Communist Party of India (Marxist-Leninist) - People’s War, All its formations and front organizations
    Deendar Anjuman
    Dukhtaran-e-Millat (DEM)
    Harkat-ul-Mujahideen / Harkat-ul-Ansar / Harkat-ul-Jehad-e-Islami
    Hizb-ul-Mujahideen / Hizb-ul-Mujahideen Pir Panjal Regiment
    Indian Mujahideen and all its formations and front organisations
    International Sikh Youth Federation
    Jaish-e-Mohammad / Tahrik-e-Furqan
    Jamiat-ul-Mujahideen
    Jammu and Kashmir Islamic Front
    Kanglei Yawol Kanna Lup (KYKL)
    Kangleipak Communist Party (KCP)
    Khalistan Commando Force
    Khalistan Zindabad Force
    Lashkar-e-Taiba/ Pasban-e-Ahle Hadis
    Manipur People’s Liberation Front (MPLF)
    Maoist Communist Centre (MCC), All its formations and Front Organisations
    National Democratic Front of Bodoland (NDFB)
    National Liberation Front of Tripura
    People's Revolutionary Party of Kangleippak (PREPAK)
    Students Islamic Movement of India
    Tamil Nadu Liberation Army (TNLA)
    Tamil National Retrieval Troops (TNRT)
    Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam (LTTE)
    United Liberation Front of Assam (ULFA)
    United National Liberation Front (UNLF)
    Students Islamic Movement of India (SIMI)[

    United Liberation Front of Asom (ULFA)
    National Democratic Front of Bodoland (NDFB)
    United People's Democratic Solidarity (UPDS)
    Kamtapur Liberation Organisation (KLO)
    Bodo Liberation Tiger Force (BLTF)
    Dima Halim Daogah (DHD)
    Karbi National Volunteers (KNV)
    Rabha National Security Force (RNSF)
    Koch-Rajbongshi Liberation Organisation (KRLO)
    Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)
    Karbi People's Front (KPF)
    Tiwa National Revolutionary Force (TNRF)
    Bircha Commando Force (BCF)
    Bengali Tiger Force (BTF)
    Adivasi Security Force (ASF)
    All Assam Adivasi Suraksha Samiti (AAASS)
    Gorkha Tiger Force (GTF)
    Barak Valley Youth Liberation Front (BVYLF)
    Muslim United Liberation Tigers of Assam (MULTA)
    United Liberation Front of Barak Valley
    Muslim United Liberation Front of Assam (MULFA)
    Muslim Security Council of Assam (MSCA)
    United Liberation Militia of Assam (ULMA)
    Islamic Liberation Army of Assam (ILAA)
    Muslim Volunteer Force (MVF)
    Muslim Liberation Army (MLA)
    Muslim Security Force (MSF)
    Islamic Sevak Sangh (ISS)
    Islamic United Reformation Protest of India (IURPI)
    United Muslim Liberation Front of Assam (UMLFA)
    Revolutionary Muslim Commandos (RMC)
    Muslim Tiger Force (MTF)
    People’s United Liberation Front (PULF)
    Adam Sena (AS)
    Harkat-ul-Mujahideen
    Harkat-ul-Jehad
    Jammu & Kashmir

    Wow!!! So many freedom fighting outfits in India. WOW!!!
    Hinddooos must be pulling their usual "suppress the minorities routine" on them. After all the protesting, they took matters in their own hands. So there we have it.

    INDIA, A FREEDOM FIGHTING CENTRALE!!!

    Gimme Kashmir!! Gimme Sikhland!! Gimme Tamil Land!!! Gimme Muslimland!!!

    WAIT WAIT.....SOME MORE FREEDOM FIGHTING ORGANIZATIONS IN INDIA

    Akhil Bharat Nepali Ekta Samaj (ABNES)
    Al Badr
    All Tripura Tiger Force
    Al-Qaida
    Al-Umar-Mujahideen
    Babbar Khalsa International
    Communist Party of India (Maoist) all its formations and front organisations
    Communist Party of India (Marxist-Leninist) - People’s War, All its formations and front organizations
    Deendar Anjuman
    Dukhtaran-e-Millat (DEM)
    Harkat-ul-Mujahideen / Harkat-ul-Ansar / Harkat-ul-Jehad-e-Islami
    Hizb-ul-Mujahideen / Hizb-ul-Mujahideen Pir Panjal Regiment
    Indian Mujahideen and all its formations and front organisations
    International Sikh Youth Federation
    Jaish-e-Mohammad / Tahrik-e-Furqan
    Jamiat-ul-Mujahideen
    Jammu and Kashmir Islamic Front
    Kanglei Yawol Kanna Lup (KYKL)
    Kangleipak Communist Party (KCP)
    Khalistan Commando Force
    Khalistan Zindabad Force
    Lashkar-e-Taiba/ Pasban-e-Ahle Hadis
    Manipur People’s Liberation Front (MPLF)
    Maoist Communist Centre (MCC), All its formations and Front Organisations
    National Democratic Front of Bodoland (NDFB)
    National Liberation Front of Tripura
    People's Revolutionary Party of Kangleipak (PREPAK)
    Students Islamic Movement of India
    Tamil Nadu Liberation Army (TNLA)
    Tamil National Retrieval Troops (TNRT)
    Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam (LTTE)
    United Liberation Front of Assam (ULFA)
    United National Liberation Front (UNLF)
    Students Islamic Movement of India (SIMI)[

    United Liberation Front of Asom (ULFA)
    National Democratic Front of Bodoland (NDFB)
    United People's Democratic Solidarity (UPDS)
    Kamtapur Liberation Organisation (KLO)
    Bodo Liberation Tiger Force (BLTF)
    Dima Halim Daogah (DHD)
    Karbi National Volunteers (KNV)
    Rabha National Security Force (RNSF)
    Koch-Rajbongshi Liberation Organisation (KRLO)
    Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)
    Karbi People's Front (KPF)
    Tiwa National Revolutionary Force (TNRF)
    Bircha Commando Force (BCF)
    Bengali Tiger Force (BTF)
    Adivasi Security Force (ASF)
    All Assam Adivasi Suraksha Samiti (AAASS)
    Gorkha Tiger Force (GTF)
    Barak Valley Youth Liberation Front (BVYLF)
    Muslim United Liberation Tigers of Assam (MULTA)
    United Liberation Front of Barak Valley
    Muslim United Liberation Front of Assam (MULFA)
    Muslim Security Council of Assam (MSCA)
    United Liberation Militia of Assam (ULMA)
    Islamic Liberation Army of Assam (ILAA)
    Muslim Volunteer Force (MVF)
    Muslim Liberation Army (MLA)
    Muslim Security Force (MSF)
    Islamic Sevak Sangh (ISS)
    Islamic United Reformation Protest of India (IURPI)
    United Muslim Liberation Front of Assam (UMLFA)
    Revolutionary Muslim Commandos (RMC)
    Muslim Tiger Force (MTF)
    People’s United Liberation Front (PULF)
    Adam Sena (AS)
    Harkat-ul-Mujahideen
    Harkat-ul-Jehad
    Jammu & Kashmir

    WAIT ... WAIT .......EVEN MORE FREEDOM FIGHTING ORGANIZATIONS IN INDIA::

    Hynniewtrep National Liberation Council (HNLC)
    Achik National Volunteer Council (ANVC)
    People’s Liberation Front of Meghalaya (PLF-M)
    Hajong United Liberation Army (HULA)
    Nagaland

    National Socialist Council of Nagaland (Isak-Muivah) – NSCN(IM)
    National Socialist Council of Nagaland (Khaplang) – NSCN (K)
    Naga National Council (Adino) – NNC (Adino)
    Punjab
    Babbar Khalsa International (BKI)
    Khalistan Zindabad Force (KZF)
    International Sikh Youth Federation (ISYF)
    Khalistan Commando Force (KCF)
    All-India Sikh Students Federation (AISSF)
    Bhindala Tigers Force of Khalistan (BTFK)
    Khalistan Liberation Army (KLA)
    Khalistan Liberation Front (KLF)
    Khalistan Armed Force (KAF)
    Dashmesh Regiment
    Khalistan Liberation Organisation (KLO)
    Khalistan National Army (KNA)

    National Liberation Front of Tripura (NLFT)
    All Tripura Tiger Force (ATTF)
    Tripura Liberation Organisation Front (TLOF)
    United Bengali Liberation Front (UBLF)
    Tripura Tribal Volunteer Force (TTVF)
    Tripura Armed Tribal Commando Force (TATCF)
    Tripura Tribal Democratic Force (TTDF)
    Tripura Tribal Youth Force (TTYF)
    Tripura Liberation Force (TLF)
    Tripura Defence Force (TDF)
    All Tripura Volunteer Force (ATVF)
    Tribal Commando Force (TCF)
    Tripura Tribal Youth Force (TTYF)
    All Tripura Bharat Suraksha Force (ATBSF)
    Tripura Tribal Action Committee Force (TTACF)
    Socialist Democratic Front of Tripura (SDFT)
    All Tripura National Force (ATNF)
    Tripura Tribal Sengkrak Force (TTSF)
    Tiger Commando Force (TCF)
    Tripura Mukti Police (TMP)
    Tripura Rajya Raksha Bahini (TRRB)
    Tripura State Volunteers (TSV)
    Tripura National Democratic Tribal Force (TNDTF)

    EVEN MORE FREEDOM FIGHTING ORGANIZATIONS IN INDIA::

    National Militia of Tripura (NMT)
    All Tripura Bengali Regiment (ATBR)
    Bangla Mukti Sena (BMS)
    All Tripura Liberation Organisation (ATLO)
    Tripura National Army (TNA)
    Tripura State Volunteers (TSV)
    Borok National Council of Tripura (BNCT)
    Mizoram
    Bru National Liberation Front
    Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)

    Arunachal Dragon Force (ADF)

    Communist Party of India-Maoist (CPI-Maoist)
    People's War Group
    Maoist Communist Centre
    People's Guerrilla Army
    Communist Party of India-Marxist Leninist-Janashakti(CPI-ML-Janashakti)
    Tritiya Prastuti Committee (TPC)

    Tamil National Retrieval Troops (TNRT)
    Akhil Bharat Nepali Ekta Samaj (ABNES)
    Tamil Nadu Liberation Army (TNLA)
    Deendar Anjuman
    Students Islamic Movement of India (SIMI)
    Asif Reza Commando Force
    Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam (LTTE)
    Kamatapur Liberation Organisation (KLO)
    Ranvir Sena

    Wow!!! So many freedom fighting outfits in India. WOW!!!
    Hinddooos must be pulling their usual "suppress the minorities routine" on them. After all the protesting, they took matters in their own hands. So there we have it.

    INDIA, A FREEDOM FIGHTING CENTRALE!!!

    Gimme Kashmir!! Gimme Sikhland!! Gimme Tamil Land!!! Gimme Muslimland!!!

    FOLKS, just look at all the Freedom Fighting Outfits in India. They ain't no soup kitchens. Right?

    AND THEY ALL CAN'T BE WRONG !!!

    January 27, 2015 at 2:35 pm | Reply
    • palintwit

      Nobody reads your crap. Now go screw yourself.

      January 27, 2015 at 2:39 pm | Reply
  29. 2024 Idiocracy USA

    Legal age is changed to 8-80, blind crippled or crazy.

    January 27, 2015 at 2:37 pm | Reply
  30. bobcat2u

    An old lady sits on her front porch, rocking away the last days of her long life, when all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears and informs her that she will be granted three wishes.
    "Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be really rich."
    *** POOF *** Her rocking chair turns to solid gold.
    "And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess."
    *** POOF *** She turns into a beautiful young woman.
    "Your third wish?" asks the fairy godmother. Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them. "Ooh – can you change him into a handsome prince?" she asks.
    *** POOF ***
    There before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine. She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear, "Bet you're sorry you had me neutered."

    January 27, 2015 at 2:38 pm | Reply
    • banasy©

      Jack Handey's reply would be "It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man."

      January 27, 2015 at 2:43 pm | Reply
    • Cuchumber

      Curry Masala

      Wow!!! So many freedom fighting outfits in India. WOW!!!
      Hinddooos must be pulling their usual "suppress the minorities routine" on them. After all the protesting, they took matters in their own hands. So there we have it.

      INDIA, A FREEDOM FIGHTING CENTRALE!!!

      Gimme Kashmir!! Gimme Sikhland!! Gimme Tamil Land!!! Gimme Muslimland!!!

      FOLKS, just look at all the Freedom Fighting Outfits in India. They ain't no soup kitchens. Right?

      AND THEY ALL CAN'T BE WRONG !!!

      Hmmmmmm..

      A SAMPLING OF SOME 114 FREEDOM FIGHTING ORGANIZATIONS IN INDIA:

      1. National Democratic Front of Bodoland (NDFB)

      2. United People's Democratic Solidarity (UPDS)

      3. Kamtapur Liberation Organisation (KLO)

      4. Bodo Liberation Tiger Force (BLTF)

      5. Dima Halim Daogah (DHD)

      6. Karbi National Volunteers (KNV)

      7. Rabha National Security Force (RNSF)

      8. Koch-Rajbongshi Liberation Organisation (KRLO)

      9. Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)

      10. Karbi People's Front (KPF)

      11. Tiwa National Revolutionary Force (TNRF)

      12. Bircha Commando Force (BCF)

      13. Bengali Tiger Force (BTF)

      14. Adivasi Security Force (ASF)

      15. All Assam Adivasi Suraksha Samiti (AAASS)

      16. Gorkha Tiger Force (GTF)

      17. Barak Valley Youth Liberation Front (BVYLF)

      18. United Liberation Front of Barak Valley

      19. United National Liberation Front (UNLF)

      20. People's Liberation Army (PLA)

      21. People's Revolutionary Party of Kangleipak (PREPAK)

      22. The above mentioned three groups now operate from a unified platform,

      23. the Manipur People's Liberation Front (MPLF)

      24. Kangleipak Communist Party (KCP)

      25. Kanglei Yawol Kanna Lup (KYKL)

      26. Manipur Liberation Tiger Army (MLTA)

      27. Iripak Kanba Lup (IKL)

      28. People's Republican Army (PRA)

      29. Kangleipak Kanba Kanglup (KKK)

      30. Kangleipak Liberation Organisation (KLO)

      31. Revolutionary Joint Committee (RJC)

      32. National Socialist Council of Nagaland - Isak-Muivah (NSCN-IM)

      33. People's United Liberation Front (PULF)

      34. Kuki National Army (KNA)

      35. Kuki Revolutionary Army (KRA)

      36. Kuki National Organisation (KNO)

      37. Kuki Independent Army (KIA)

      38. Kuki Defence Force (KDF)

      39. Kuki International Force (KIF)

      40. Kuki National Volunteers (KNV)

      41. Kuki Liberation Front (KLF)

      42. Kuki Security Force (KSF)

      43. Kuki Liberation Army (KLA)

      44. Kuki Revolutionary Front (KRF)

      45. United Kuki Liberation Front (UKLF)

      46. Hmar People's Convention (HPC)

      47. Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)

      48. Hmar Revolutionary Front (HRF)

      49. Zomi Revolutionary Army (ZRA)

      50. Zomi Revolutionary Volunteers (ZRV)

      51. Indigenous People's Revolutionary Alliance(IRPA)

      52. Kom Rem People's Convention (KRPC)

      53. Chin Kuki Revolutionary Front (CKRF)

      54. Hynniewtrep National Liberation Council (HNLC)

      55. Achik National Volunteer Council (ANVC)

      56. People's Liberation Front of Meghalaya (PLF-M)

      57. Hajong United Liberation Army (HULA)

      58. National Socialist Council of Nagaland (Isak-Muivah) – NSCN(IM)

      59. National Socialist Council of Nagaland (Khaplang) – NSCN (K)

      60. Naga National Council (Adino) – NNC (Adino)

      61. Babbar Khalsa International (BKI)

      62. Khalistan Zindabad Force (KZF)

      63. International Sikh Youth Federation (ISYF)

      64. Khalistan Commando Force (KCF)

      65. All-India Sikh Students Federation (AISSF)

      66. Bhindala Tigers Force of Khalistan (BTFK)

      67. Khalistan Liberation Army (KLA)

      68. Khalistan Liberation Front (KLF)

      69. Khalistan Armed Force (KAF)

      70. Dashmesh Regiment

      71. Khalistan Liberation Organisation (KLO)

      72. Khalistan National Army (KNA)

      73. National Liberation Front of Tripura (NLFT)

      74. All Tripura Tiger Force (ATTF)

      75. Tripura Liberation Organisation Front (TLOF)

      76. United Bengali Liberation Front (UBLF)

      77. Tripura Tribal Volunteer Force (TTVF)

      78. Tripura Armed Tribal Commando Force (TATCF)

      79. Tripura Tribal Democratic Force (TTDF)

      80. Tripura Tribal Youth Force (TTYF)

      81. Tripura Liberation Force (TLF)

      82. Tripura Defence Force (TDF)

      83. All Tripura Volunteer Force (ATVF)

      84. Tribal Commando Force (TCF)

      85. Tripura Tribal Youth Force (TTYF)

      86. All Tripura Bharat Suraksha Force (ATBSF)

      87. Tripura Tribal Action Committee Force (TTACF) Socialist Democratic

      88. Front of Tripura (SDFT)

      89. All Tripura National Force (ATNF)

      90. Tripura Tribal Sengkrak Force (TTSF)

      91. Tiger Commando Force (TCF)

      92. Tripura Mukti Police (TMP)

      93. Tripura Rajya Raksha Bahini (TRRB)

      94. Tripura State Volunteers (TSV)

      95. Tripura National Democratic Tribal Force (TNDTF)

      96. National Militia of Tripura (NMT)

      97. All Tripura Bengali Regiment (ATBR)

      98. Bangla Mukti Sena (BMS)

      99. All Tripura Liberation Organisation (ATLO)

      100. Tripura National Army (TNA)

      101. Tripura State Volunteers (TSV)

      102. Borok National Council of Tripura (BNCT)

      103. Mizoram

      104. Bru National Liberation Front

      105. Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)

      106. Arunachal Pradesh

      107. Arunachal Dragon Force (ADF)

      108. Left-wing Extremist groups

      109. People's Guerrilla Army

      110. People's War Group

      111. Maoist Communist Centre

      112. Communist Party of India-Maoist (CPI-Maoist)

      113. Communist Party of India (Marxist Leninist) Janashaktih

      114. Tamil National Retrieval Troops (TNRT)

      SOME MORE FREEDOM FIGHTING ORGANIZATIONS IN INDIA

      Akhil Bharat Nepali Ekta Samaj (ABNES)
      Al Badr
      All Tripura Tiger Force
      Al-Qaida
      Al-Umar-Mujahideen
      Babbar Khalsa International
      Communist Party of India (Maoist) all its formations and front organisations
      Communist Party of India (Marxist-Leninist) - People’s War, All its formations and front organizations
      Deendar Anjuman
      Dukhtaran-e-Millat (DEM)
      Harkat-ul-Mujahideen / Harkat-ul-Ansar / Harkat-ul-Jehad-e-Islami
      Hizb-ul-Mujahideen / Hizb-ul-Mujahideen Pir Panjal Regiment
      Indian Mujahideen and all its formations and front organisations
      International Sikh Youth Federation
      Jaish-e-Mohammad / Tahrik-e-Furqan
      Jamiat-ul-Mujahideen
      Jammu and Kashmir Islamic Front
      Kanglei Yawol Kanna Lup (KYKL)
      Kangleipak Communist Party (KCP)
      Khalistan Commando Force
      Khalistan Zindabad Force
      Lashkar-e-Taiba/ Pasban-e-Ahle Hadis
      Manipur People’s Liberation Front (MPLF)
      Maoist Communist Centre (MCC), All its formations and Front Organisations
      National Democratic Front of Bodoland (NDFB)
      National Liberation Front of Tripura
      People's Revolutionary Party of Kangleippak (PREPAK)
      Students Islamic Movement of India
      Tamil Nadu Liberation Army (TNLA)
      Tamil National Retrieval Troops (TNRT)
      Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam (LTTE)
      United Liberation Front of Assam (ULFA)
      United National Liberation Front (UNLF)
      Students Islamic Movement of India (SIMI)[

      United Liberation Front of Asom (ULFA)
      National Democratic Front of Bodoland (NDFB)
      United People's Democratic Solidarity (UPDS)
      Kamtapur Liberation Organisation (KLO)
      Bodo Liberation Tiger Force (BLTF)
      Dima Halim Daogah (DHD)
      Karbi National Volunteers (KNV)
      Rabha National Security Force (RNSF)
      Koch-Rajbongshi Liberation Organisation (KRLO)
      Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)
      Karbi People's Front (KPF)
      Tiwa National Revolutionary Force (TNRF)
      Bircha Commando Force (BCF)
      Bengali Tiger Force (BTF)
      Adivasi Security Force (ASF)
      All Assam Adivasi Suraksha Samiti (AAASS)
      Gorkha Tiger Force (GTF)
      Barak Valley Youth Liberation Front (BVYLF)
      Muslim United Liberation Tigers of Assam (MULTA)
      United Liberation Front of Barak Valley
      Muslim United Liberation Front of Assam (MULFA)
      Muslim Security Council of Assam (MSCA)
      United Liberation Militia of Assam (ULMA)
      Islamic Liberation Army of Assam (ILAA)
      Muslim Volunteer Force (MVF)
      Muslim Liberation Army (MLA)
      Muslim Security Force (MSF)
      Islamic Sevak Sangh (ISS)
      Islamic United Reformation Protest of India (IURPI)
      United Muslim Liberation Front of Assam (UMLFA)
      Revolutionary Muslim Commandos (RMC)
      Muslim Tiger Force (MTF)
      People’s United Liberation Front (PULF)
      Adam Sena (AS)
      Harkat-ul-Mujahideen
      Harkat-ul-Jehad
      Jammu & Kashmir

      Wow!!! So many freedom fighting outfits in India. WOW!!!
      Hinddooos must be pulling their usual "suppress the minorities routine" on them. After all the protesting, they took matters in their own hands. So there we have it.

      INDIA, A FREEDOM FIGHTING CENTRALE!!!

      Gimme Kashmir!! Gimme Sikhland!! Gimme Tamil Land!!! Gimme Muslimland!!!

      WAIT WAIT.....SOME MORE FREEDOM FIGHTING ORGANIZATIONS IN INDIA

      Akhil Bharat Nepali Ekta Samaj (ABNES)
      Al Badr
      All Tripura Tiger Force
      Al-Qaida
      Al-Umar-Mujahideen
      Babbar Khalsa International
      Communist Party of India (Maoist) all its formations and front organisations
      Communist Party of India (Marxist-Leninist) - People’s War, All its formations and front organizations
      Deendar Anjuman
      Dukhtaran-e-Millat (DEM)
      Harkat-ul-Mujahideen / Harkat-ul-Ansar / Harkat-ul-Jehad-e-Islami
      Hizb-ul-Mujahideen / Hizb-ul-Mujahideen Pir Panjal Regiment
      Indian Mujahideen and all its formations and front organisations
      International Sikh Youth Federation
      Jaish-e-Mohammad / Tahrik-e-Furqan
      Jamiat-ul-Mujahideen
      Jammu and Kashmir Islamic Front
      Kanglei Yawol Kanna Lup (KYKL)
      Kangleipak Communist Party (KCP)
      Khalistan Commando Force
      Khalistan Zindabad Force
      Lashkar-e-Taiba/ Pasban-e-Ahle Hadis
      Manipur People’s Liberation Front (MPLF)
      Maoist Communist Centre (MCC), All its formations and Front Organisations
      National Democratic Front of Bodoland (NDFB)
      National Liberation Front of Tripura
      People's Revolutionary Party of Kangleipak (PREPAK)
      Students Islamic Movement of India
      Tamil Nadu Liberation Army (TNLA)
      Tamil National Retrieval Troops (TNRT)
      Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam (LTTE)
      United Liberation Front of Assam (ULFA)
      United National Liberation Front (UNLF)
      Students Islamic Movement of India (SIMI)[

      United Liberation Front of Asom (ULFA)
      National Democratic Front of Bodoland (NDFB)
      United People's Democratic Solidarity (UPDS)
      Kamtapur Liberation Organisation (KLO)
      Bodo Liberation Tiger Force (BLTF)
      Dima Halim Daogah (DHD)
      Karbi National Volunteers (KNV)
      Rabha National Security Force (RNSF)
      Koch-Rajbongshi Liberation Organisation (KRLO)
      Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)
      Karbi People's Front (KPF)
      Tiwa National Revolutionary Force (TNRF)
      Bircha Commando Force (BCF)
      Bengali Tiger Force (BTF)
      Adivasi Security Force (ASF)
      All Assam Adivasi Suraksha Samiti (AAASS)
      Gorkha Tiger Force (GTF)
      Barak Valley Youth Liberation Front (BVYLF)
      Muslim United Liberation Tigers of Assam (MULTA)
      United Liberation Front of Barak Valley
      Muslim United Liberation Front of Assam (MULFA)
      Muslim Security Council of Assam (MSCA)
      United Liberation Militia of Assam (ULMA)
      Islamic Liberation Army of Assam (ILAA)
      Muslim Volunteer Force (MVF)
      Muslim Liberation Army (MLA)
      Muslim Security Force (MSF)
      Islamic Sevak Sangh (ISS)
      Islamic United Reformation Protest of India (IURPI)
      United Muslim Liberation Front of Assam (UMLFA)
      Revolutionary Muslim Commandos (RMC)
      Muslim Tiger Force (MTF)
      People’s United Liberation Front (PULF)
      Adam Sena (AS)
      Harkat-ul-Mujahideen
      Harkat-ul-Jehad
      Jammu & Kashmir

      WAIT ... WAIT .......EVEN MORE FREEDOM FIGHTING ORGANIZATIONS IN INDIA::

      Hynniewtrep National Liberation Council (HNLC)
      Achik National Volunteer Council (ANVC)
      People’s Liberation Front of Meghalaya (PLF-M)
      Hajong United Liberation Army (HULA)
      Nagaland

      National Socialist Council of Nagaland (Isak-Muivah) – NSCN(IM)
      National Socialist Council of Nagaland (Khaplang) – NSCN (K)
      Naga National Council (Adino) – NNC (Adino)
      Punjab
      Babbar Khalsa International (BKI)
      Khalistan Zindabad Force (KZF)
      International Sikh Youth Federation (ISYF)
      Khalistan Commando Force (KCF)
      All-India Sikh Students Federation (AISSF)
      Bhindala Tigers Force of Khalistan (BTFK)
      Khalistan Liberation Army (KLA)
      Khalistan Liberation Front (KLF)
      Khalistan Armed Force (KAF)
      Dashmesh Regiment
      Khalistan Liberation Organisation (KLO)
      Khalistan National Army (KNA)

      National Liberation Front of Tripura (NLFT)
      All Tripura Tiger Force (ATTF)
      Tripura Liberation Organisation Front (TLOF)
      United Bengali Liberation Front (UBLF)
      Tripura Tribal Volunteer Force (TTVF)
      Tripura Armed Tribal Commando Force (TATCF)
      Tripura Tribal Democratic Force (TTDF)
      Tripura Tribal Youth Force (TTYF)
      Tripura Liberation Force (TLF)
      Tripura Defence Force (TDF)
      All Tripura Volunteer Force (ATVF)
      Tribal Commando Force (TCF)
      Tripura Tribal Youth Force (TTYF)
      All Tripura Bharat Suraksha Force (ATBSF)
      Tripura Tribal Action Committee Force (TTACF)
      Socialist Democratic Front of Tripura (SDFT)
      All Tripura National Force (ATNF)
      Tripura Tribal Sengkrak Force (TTSF)
      Tiger Commando Force (TCF)
      Tripura Mukti Police (TMP)
      Tripura Rajya Raksha Bahini (TRRB)
      Tripura State Volunteers (TSV)
      Tripura National Democratic Tribal Force (TNDTF)

      EVEN MORE FREEDOM FIGHTING ORGANIZATIONS IN INDIA::

      National Militia of Tripura (NMT)
      All Tripura Bengali Regiment (ATBR)
      Bangla Mukti Sena (BMS)
      All Tripura Liberation Organisation (ATLO)
      Tripura National Army (TNA)
      Tripura State Volunteers (TSV)
      Borok National Council of Tripura (BNCT)
      Mizoram
      Bru National Liberation Front
      Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)

      Arunachal Dragon Force (ADF)

      Communist Party of India-Maoist (CPI-Maoist)
      People's War Group
      Maoist Communist Centre
      People's Guerrilla Army
      Communist Party of India-Marxist Leninist-Janashakti(CPI-ML-Janashakti)
      Tritiya Prastuti Committee (TPC)

      Tamil National Retrieval Troops (TNRT)
      Akhil Bharat Nepali Ekta Samaj (ABNES)
      Tamil Nadu Liberation Army (TNLA)
      Deendar Anjuman
      Students Islamic Movement of India (SIMI)
      Asif Reza Commando Force
      Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam (LTTE)
      Kamatapur Liberation Organisation (KLO)
      Ranvir Sena

      Wow!!! So many freedom fighting outfits in India. WOW!!!
      Hinddooos must be pulling their usual "suppress the minorities routine" on them. After all the protesting, they took matters in their own hands. So there we have it.

      INDIA, A FREEDOM FIGHTING CENTRALE!!!

      Gimme Kashmir!! Gimme Sikhland!! Gimme Tamil Land!!! Gimme Muslimland!!!

      FOLKS, just look at all the Freedom Fighting Outfits in India. They ain't no soup kitchens. Right?

      AND THEY ALL CAN'T BE WRONG !!!

      January 27, 2015 at 3:06 pm | Reply
      • banasy©

        Stupid Adam and his pretending to care about I dis as a converted Jew Roman Catholic.

        This recently discovered folio edition of “Hamlet” follows other known
        versions closely until Act V, Scene II, where it begins to diverge at
        line 232, as will be seen:
        KING…’Now the king drinks to Hamlet.’ Come, begin,
        And you the judges, bear a wary eye
        Trumpets sound. HAMLET and LAERTES take their stations
        HAMLET: Come on, sir.
        LAERTES: Come, my lord.
        Enter FRED, DAPHNE, VELMA, SHAGGY, AND SCOOBY
        DAPHNE: Wait!
        SHAGGY: Stop the fight!
        HAMLET and LAERTES put up their foils
        KING: I like this not. Say wherefore you do speak?
        FRED: Good lord, I pray thee, let thy anger wait.
        For we, in seeking clues, have found the truth
        Behind the strange events of latter days.
        VELMA: The first clue came from Elsinore’s high walls,
        Where, so said Hamlet, Hamlet’s ghost did walk.
        Yet though the elder Hamlet met his death,
        And perforce hath been buried in the ground,
        ‘Tis yet true one would not expect a ghost
        To carry mud upon his spectral boots.
        Yet mud didst Shaggy and his faithful hound
        Espy, with footprints leading to a drop.
        This might, at first, indeed bespeak a ghost…
        Until, when I did seek for other answers,
        I found a great, wide cloth of deepest black
        Discarded in the moat of Elsinore.
        ‘Tis clear, the “ghost” used this to slow his fall
        While darkness rendered him invisible.
        FRED: The second clue we found, my lord, was this.
        KING: It seems to me a portrait of my brother
        In staine’d glass, that sunlight may shine through.
        FRED: But see, my lord, when placed before a lantern-
        KING: My brother’s ghost!
        HAMLET: My father!
        VELMA: Nay, his image.
        FRED: In sooth, that image caught the Prince’s eye
        When he went to confront his lady mother.
        Nor did his sword pierce poor Polonius.
        For Hamlet’s blade did mark the castle wall
        Behind the rent made in the tapestry.
        Polonius was murdered by another.
        The knife which killed him entered from behind.
        LAERTES: But who?
        FRED: Indeed my lords, that you shall see.
        HAMLET: And if this ghost was naught but light and air,
        Then what of that which I did touch and speak to?
        The GHOST enters.
        GHOST: Indeed, my son.
        SHAGGY: Zoinks!
        DAPHNE: Jenkies!
        GHOST: Mark them not.
        Thou hast neglected duty far too long.
        Shall this, my murderer, live on unharmed?
        Must I remain forever unavenged?
        SCOOBY and SHAGGY run away from the GHOST. SCOOBY, looking backward,
        runs into a tapestry, tearing it down. As a result, tapestries around
        the walls collapse, one surrounding the GHOST.
        GHOST: What?
        FRED: Good Osric, pray restrain that “ghost,”
        That we may reach the bottom of the matter.
        Now let us see who truly walked tonight.
        FRED removes the helm and the disguise from the GHOST’S face.
        ALL: Tis Fortinbras!
        FRED: The valiant prince of Norway!
        FORTINBRAS: Indeed it is, and curses on you all!
        This Hamlet’s father brought my own to death,
        And cost me all my rightful heritage.
        And so I killed this king, and hoped his son
        Would prove no obstacle to Norway’s crown.
        Then Claudius bethought himself the killer
        (As if one might be poisoned through the ear!)
        The brother, not the son, took Denmark’s throne,
        And held to Norway with a tighter grip.
        I swore an end to Denmark’s royal house.
        I spoke to Hamlet of his uncle’s crimes.
        Then killed Polonius to spark Laertes.
        This day, with poison’s aid, all might have died,
        And Denmark might have come to me as well
        As my beloved Norway and revenge.
        My scheme blinded them all, as if by fog
        But for these medd’ling kids and this their dog.
        KING: The villain stands confessed. Now let us go.
        For much remains to us to be discussed.
        And suitable reward must needs be found
        For these, our young detectives and their hound.
        EXEUNT OMNES.

        January 27, 2015 at 3:08 pm |
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