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Poodle: “My life is a mess. My owner is mean, my girlfriend is leaving me for a German shepherd, and I’m nervous as a cat.”
Collie: “Why don’t you go see a psychiatrist?”
Poodle: “I can’t. I’m not allowed on the couch.”
Wow!!! So many freedom fighting outfits in India. WOW!!!
Hinddooos must be pulling their usual "suppress the minorities routine" on them. After all the protesting, they took matters in their own hands. So there we have it.
INDIA, A FREEDOM FIGHTING CENTRALE!!!
Gimme Kashmir!! Gimme Sikhland!! Gimme Tamil Land!!! Gimme Muslimland!!!
FOLKS, just look at all the Freedom Fighting Outfits in India. They ain't no soup kitchens. Right?
AND THEY ALL CAN'T BE WRONG !!!
A SAMPLING OF SOME 114 FREEDOM FIGHTING ORGANIZATIONS IN INDIA:
1. National Democratic Front of Bodoland (NDFB)
2. United People's Democratic Solidarity (UPDS)
3. Kamtapur Liberation Organisation (KLO)
4. Bodo Liberation Tiger Force (BLTF)
5. Dima Halim Daogah (DHD)
6. Karbi National Volunteers (KNV)
7. Rabha National Security Force (RNSF)
8. Koch-Rajbongshi Liberation Organisation (KRLO)
9. Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)
10. Karbi People's Front (KPF)
11. Tiwa National Revolutionary Force (TNRF)
12. Bircha Commando Force (BCF)
13. Bengali Tiger Force (BTF)
14. Adivasi Security Force (ASF)
15. All Assam Adivasi Suraksha Samiti (AAASS)
16. Gorkha Tiger Force (GTF)
17. Barak Valley Youth Liberation Front (BVYLF)
18. United Liberation Front of Barak Valley
19. United National Liberation Front (UNLF)
20. People's Liberation Army (PLA)
21. People's Revolutionary Party of Kangleipak (PREPAK)
22. The above mentioned three groups now operate from a unified platform,
23. the Manipur People's Liberation Front (MPLF)
24. Kangleipak Communist Party (KCP)
25. Kanglei Yawol Kanna Lup (KYKL)
26. Manipur Liberation Tiger Army (MLTA)
27. Iripak Kanba Lup (IKL)
28. People's Republican Army (PRA)
29. Kangleipak Kanba Kanglup (KKK)
30. Kangleipak Liberation Organisation (KLO)
31. Revolutionary Joint Committee (RJC)
32. National Socialist Council of Nagaland – Isak-Muivah (NSCN-IM)
33. People's United Liberation Front (PULF)
34. Kuki National Army (KNA)
35. Kuki Revolutionary Army (KRA)
36. Kuki National Organisation (KNO)
37. Kuki Independent Army (KIA)
38. Kuki Defence Force (KDF)
39. Kuki International Force (KIF)
40. Kuki National Volunteers (KNV)
41. Kuki Liberation Front (KLF)
42. Kuki Security Force (KSF)
43. Kuki Liberation Army (KLA)
44. Kuki Revolutionary Front (KRF)
45. United Kuki Liberation Front (UKLF)
46. Hmar People's Convention (HPC)
47. Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)
48. Hmar Revolutionary Front (HRF)
49. Zomi Revolutionary Army (ZRA)
50. Zomi Revolutionary Volunteers (ZRV)
51. Indigenous People's Revolutionary Alliance(IRPA)
52. Kom Rem People's Convention (KRPC)
53. Chin Kuki Revolutionary Front (CKRF)
54. Hynniewtrep National Liberation Council (HNLC)
55. Achik National Volunteer Council (ANVC)
56. People's Liberation Front of Meghalaya (PLF-M)
57. Hajong United Liberation Army (HULA)
58. National Socialist Council of Nagaland (Isak-Muivah) – NSCN(IM)
59. National Socialist Council of Nagaland (Khaplang) – NSCN (K)
60. Naga National Council (Adino) – NNC (Adino)
61. Babbar Khalsa International (BKI)
62. Khalistan Zindabad Force (KZF)
63. International Sikh Youth Federation (ISYF)
64. Khalistan Commando Force (KCF)
65. All-India Sikh Students Federation (AISSF)
66. Bhindala Tigers Force of Khalistan (BTFK)
67. Khalistan Liberation Army (KLA)
68. Khalistan Liberation Front (KLF)
69. Khalistan Armed Force (KAF)
70. Dashmesh Regiment
71. Khalistan Liberation Organisation (KLO)
72. Khalistan National Army (KNA)
73. National Liberation Front of Tripura (NLFT)
74. All Tripura Tiger Force (ATTF)
75. Tripura Liberation Organisation Front (TLOF)
76. United Bengali Liberation Front (UBLF)
77. Tripura Tribal Volunteer Force (TTVF)
78. Tripura Armed Tribal Commando Force (TATCF)
79. Tripura Tribal Democratic Force (TTDF)
80. Tripura Tribal Youth Force (TTYF)
81. Tripura Liberation Force (TLF)
82. Tripura Defence Force (TDF)
83. All Tripura Volunteer Force (ATVF)
84. Tribal Commando Force (TCF)
85. Tripura Tribal Youth Force (TTYF)
86. All Tripura Bharat Suraksha Force (ATBSF)
87. Tripura Tribal Action Committee Force (TTACF) Socialist Democratic
88. Front of Tripura (SDFT)
89. All Tripura National Force (ATNF)
90. Tripura Tribal Sengkrak Force (TTSF)
91. Tiger Commando Force (TCF)
92. Tripura Mukti Police (TMP)
93. Tripura Rajya Raksha Bahini (TRRB)
94. Tripura State Volunteers (TSV)
95. Tripura National Democratic Tribal Force (TNDTF)
96. National Militia of Tripura (NMT)
97. All Tripura Bengali Regiment (ATBR)
98. Bangla Mukti Sena (BMS)
99. All Tripura Liberation Organisation (ATLO)
100. Tripura National Army (TNA)
101. Tripura State Volunteers (TSV)
102. Borok National Council of Tripura (BNCT)
104. Bru National Liberation Front
105. Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)
106. Arunachal Pradesh
107. Arunachal Dragon Force (ADF)
108. Left-wing Extremist groups
109. People's Guerrilla Army
110. People's War Group
111. Maoist Communist Centre
112. Communist Party of India-Maoist (CPI-Maoist)
113. Communist Party of India (Marxist Leninist) Janashaktih
114. Tamil National Retrieval Troops (TNRT)
WAIT ... WAIT .......EVEN MORE FREEDOM FIGHTING ORGANIZATIONS IN INDIA::
Hynniewtrep National Liberation Council (HNLC)
Achik National Volunteer Council (ANVC)
People’s Liberation Front of Meghalaya (PLF-M)
Hajong United Liberation Army (HULA)
National Socialist Council of Nagaland (Isak-Muivah) – NSCN(IM)
National Socialist Council of Nagaland (Khaplang) – NSCN (K)
Naga National Council (Adino) – NNC (Adino)
Babbar Khalsa International (BKI)
Khalistan Zindabad Force (KZF)
International Sikh Youth Federation (ISYF)
Khalistan Commando Force (KCF)
All-India Sikh Students Federation (AISSF)
Bhindala Tigers Force of Khalistan (BTFK)
Khalistan Liberation Army (KLA)
Khalistan Liberation Front (KLF)
Khalistan Armed Force (KAF)
Khalistan Liberation Organisation (KLO)
Khalistan National Army (KNA)
National Liberation Front of Tripura (NLFT)
All Tripura Tiger Force (ATTF)
Tripura Liberation Organisation Front (TLOF)
United Bengali Liberation Front (UBLF)
Tripura Tribal Volunteer Force (TTVF)
Tripura Armed Tribal Commando Force (TATCF)
Tripura Tribal Democratic Force (TTDF)
Tripura Tribal Youth Force (TTYF)
Tripura Liberation Force (TLF)
Tripura Defence Force (TDF)
All Tripura Volunteer Force (ATVF)
Tribal Commando Force (TCF)
Tripura Tribal Youth Force (TTYF)
All Tripura Bharat Suraksha Force (ATBSF)
Tripura Tribal Action Committee Force (TTACF)
Socialist Democratic Front of Tripura (SDFT)
All Tripura National Force (ATNF)
Tripura Tribal Sengkrak Force (TTSF)
Tiger Commando Force (TCF)
Tripura Mukti Police (TMP)
Tripura Rajya Raksha Bahini (TRRB)
Tripura State Volunteers (TSV)
Tripura National Democratic Tribal Force (TNDTF)
EVEN MORE FREEDOM FIGHTING ORGANIZATIONS IN INDIA::
National Militia of Tripura (NMT)
All Tripura Bengali Regiment (ATBR)
Bangla Mukti Sena (BMS)
All Tripura Liberation Organisation (ATLO)
Tripura National Army (TNA)
Tripura State Volunteers (TSV)
Borok National Council of Tripura (BNCT)
Bru National Liberation Front
Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)
Arunachal Dragon Force (ADF)
Communist Party of India-Maoist (CPI-Maoist)
People's War Group
Maoist Communist Centre
People's Guerrilla Army
Communist Party of India-Marxist Leninist-Janashakti(CPI-ML-Janashakti)
Tritiya Prastuti Committee (TPC)
Tamil National Retrieval Troops (TNRT)
Akhil Bharat Nepali Ekta Samaj (ABNES)
Tamil Nadu Liberation Army (TNLA)
Students Islamic Movement of India (SIMI)
Asif Reza Commando Force
Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam (LTTE)
Kamatapur Liberation Organisation (KLO)
Did you hear that NASA has launched several cows into orbit?
It was the herd shot around the world.
Muchas gracias. ?Como puedo iniciar sesion?
An old farmer is inconsolable after his dog goes missing. He takes out an ad in the newspaper, but two weeks later, there’s still no sign of the mutt. “What did you write in the ad?” his wife asks. “ ‘Here, boy,’ ” he replies.
A penguin walks into a bar, goes to the counter, and asks the bartender, “Have you seen my brother?”
The bartender says, “I don’t know. What does he look like?”
Question for any of you older wise women here. If a young man were to get his girlfriend pregnant and she decided she wanted an abortion and was going to go get one, what could that young man do to stop her? And would that young man be guilty in any way of her killing her own baby?
Yes. It would be his fault and he would be guilty for not stopping her.
Brb. Depends are full again. And my mulled wine jug needs refilled.
Awww. Little Philip decided he's going mobile to bastardize my name.
Bringing me up once again, Philip? What a profoundly ignorant thing to do.
Huh? "banasy" is a bassterd version of Donna Banas. Sheesh. And I was just defending myself from your false accusations of me being guilty of old g/f's getting abortions is all.
...and I said older WISE women. Not dummies who never taught their kids why Catholics murdered Catholics during WW2.
Your words belie you.
Deal with it.
A panda walks into a bar and gobbles some beer nuts. Then he pulls out a gun, fires it in the air, and heads for the door. “Hey!” shouts the bartender, but the panda yells back, “I’m a panda. Google me!” Sure enough, panda: “A tree-climbing mammal with distinct black-and-white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.”
Bob. There are comedy club chatrooms for that sort of thing.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey.”
The horse says, “You read my mind, buddy.”
A guy walks into a bar and finds a horse serving drinks. The horse asks, “What are you staring at? Haven’t you ever seen a horse tending bar before?”
The guy says, “It’s not that. I just never thought the parrot would sell the place.”
A bear walks into a bar and says, “I’d like a beer ……………. and some of those peanuts.”
The bartender says, “Sure, but why the big paws?”
Q: What do you call a cow who's had an abortion?
Oooow Philip. banasy and chrissy are gonna get u for that one.
I posted that one yesterday Philip.
I liked the penguin joke most.
What does he look like. Get out of here. Lol
Several fonts walk into a bar. “Get out of here!” shouts the bartender. “We don’t serve your type here.”
Why do old hags who blab here on CNN have one more brain cell than cows?
So when you pull on their teets they don't s**t on the floor.
A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender says, “You’re quite a celebrity around here. We’ve even got a drink named after you.”
The gras shopper says, “You’ve got a drink named Steve?”
Steve hehe another good one.
A Frenchman walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bird is wearing a baseball cap. The bartender says, “Hey, that’s neat. Where did you get that?”
The parrot says, “France—they’ve got millions of them there.”
So I called up the spiritual leader of Tibet, and he sent me a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I phoned the dial-a-llama.
Very good, bobcat. As Chrissy would say, keep up the Sunday funnies.
A burglar breaks into a house. He starts shining his light around looking for valuables. Some nice things catch his eye, and as he reaches for them, he hears, “Jesus is watching you.” Startled, the burglar looks for the speaker. Seeing no one, he keeps putting things in his bag, again, he hears, “Jesus is watching you.” This time, he sees a parrot.
“Who are you?” the burglar asks.
“Moses,” the bird replied.
“Who the heck would name a bird Moses?” the man laughed.
“I dunno,” Moses answered, “I guess the same kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.”
I don't know why so many people do not use their real names online. I suppose it's because they don't like their real name? Ashamed of it or simply do not want anyone to know that it was them that said such stupid and/or horrible things. "Cowards" they are called.
Now. I know little girls like to use pretend names as they live in their Hello Kitty world. But grown men and women? Makes no sense at all.
To give you a reason to pontificate needlessly?
That's an excuse, not a reason. Guess again.
You're quite adept at excuses.
That's one thing I also respected Joey for, he uses his actual name and is not afraid.
If you think Joey Isotta-Fraschini is his real name, you are absolutely bereft of any intelligence.
He originally appeared as just Joey. He added the Isotta-Fraschini later.
An Isotta Fraschini is an Italian luxury car, which I commented on at the time he started using it. He said he knew I would get the joke.
Remember Silver Wraith? That was JIF, also. Another joke I got, but apparently you didn't.
My goodness, and you make fun of me?
Well dang it then. Has anyone seen him around lately? I would like to confront him on this.
Why? It is absolutely none of your business what username anyone uses, Akmed The Terror Guy.
Now, why would a Catholic woman not teach her teenage daughters exactly why Catholics kill Catholics come war time? And what about her hubby? Too busy watching Da Baress?
You should probably find a Catholic woman with teenage daughters and ask her. Good luck on your quest.
We'll be back after this break for station identification.
WikiLeaks has released a classified US military video depicting the indiscriminate slaying of over a dozen people in the Iraqi suburb of New Baghdad — including two Reuters news staff. Reuters has been trying to obtain the video through the Freedom of Information Act, without success since the time of the attack. The video, shot from an Apache helicopter gun-sight, clearly shows the unprovoked slaying of a wounded Reuters employee and his rescuers. Two young children involved in the rescue were also seriously wounded.
Does anyone here care? Or is this the joke/gossip blog now.
Nation wide is on your side.
Like when my daughter was a little girl on San Rio Hello Kitty, her little name was Leahbambina. Mine was DaddyCat. he he. But that was on Hello Kitty. Of course I would use my real name when speaking with adults. duh
Nobody cares philip. I do care about why the cheating pats deflated the footballs.
I do. I have friends that still gamble and they are really po'd about cheaters in sports. From NBA officials legally fixing games to NASCAR officials legally deciding outcomes of races before they are ran. Pro sports in the USA is one big rip-off.
I used to gamble for a living when I was younger. From hustling "pro" 9-ball players after ESPN televised tournaments at the Cue Club in Las Vegas to gladly relieving vacationers of their monies playing Texas Hold Em at the old Showboat casino. I also bet on horse races at Sport of Kings and on baseball and football games everywhere and did quite well. But that was before league officials fought-for and won the legal right to fix games. You couldn't get me to bet on any pro sport in the USA now. They are all fixed events.
Donna Banas aka "banasy" accused me of being guilty of killing three unborn prospective Americans just because women I got pregnant when I was a young man went and had those unborn living human fetus' killed.
I would like the chance to defend myself, but Donna just keeps on at me. And refuses to seriously debate this.
I don't see a need to debate someone who is rabidly Pro-Life, demeans women everywhere, talks big talk about men's roles in women's choices, and then avails himself to the very thing he has condemned other men and women of doing.
If you had not portrayed yourself as holier-than-thou, you wouldn't be tap dancing right now to justify your own shitty choices.
I am pro-choice. And I don't condemn people that have to make that awful choice.
You do, and when you are caught by your own words, you continue to attack me, as if I had any part OF your choice.
This is the problem with people like you; your inability to see that you, yourself condemn people just like you!
So, save it.
There's no debate; you prattle on about others, when you have done the sane thing yourself.
I fully expect you to change the subject again, such as your ridiculous assumptions about what I have taught my children; you are in no position to know, and you never will be!
You're a bloody hypocrite. Admit that you are, apologize, and move the hell on.
You made false accusations against me Donna. Claiming I was guilty of my girlfriends getting abortions. And rather than explaining just how it is that I am guilty you just go on blabbing.
You really suck.
No, I an pointing out your hypocrisy; if you had full knowledge that your girlfriends were getting abortions (which is obvious, being as you have spoken of them), you really, really Need to get off your judgemental high horse about others who have had to make the same choice.
There is no accusation in the truth. Only in the hypocrisy in your condemnation of the same people who experienced what you have gone through.
You can get all fire and brimstone old-timey preacher outraged with your "You made false accusations against me Donna. Claiming I was guilty of my girlfriends getting abortions.", but the fact remains, you yourself have proclaimed men to be guilty of killing their offspring if they knew an abortion was going to occur, and throwing your own words back in your faux-pious face isn't "sucking", it's just a reflection of your own bullshit you have vomited over the years.
Just stop it. Let it go. You constantly bringing up your own words as of it were somehow my fault is disingenuous at best, and monumentally dishonest at worst.
Truly, I do not care that you and your gf's aborted. I really don't. It's a choice that was made; it's the hypocritical desire to take away from others what you once took full advantage of just because you're older is what illustrates how dumb you sound when you decide to get on your metaphorical soapbox.
And if your gf's sucked, the whole topic of your past would be moot.