Wiki leaks has released a classified video of US troops murdering 2 Reuters news agency reporters and a dozen of the Good Samaritans trying to rescue them. Even little kids were trying to help the wounded reporter and were SHOT!
FU you blind flag waving fahggots.
Why did troops murder them and those other people? Because those 2 reporters had discovered a secret mass grave of men wearing US military uniforms. Only the weren't Americans. They were mostly 5000 South American troops who had gone AWOL for Colin Powell's Combat Services Ltd.
Guess what. US troops are going to shoot you lazy mother flickers too.
In the official order:
1.) Lazy men who could work but pretend to be disabled. They collect disability and choose to live the lazy homeless lifestyle and are right now being swept off our streets by DHS agents and tossed into forced labor camps.
2.) Same as above, but lazy men living with their own mothers and contributing exactly zero to society. And communists who band together and rent a mobile home and just sit there all day popping pills and smoking dope and drinking beer and cheering for the Denver freaking Broncos.
The official list is long and far sweeping. It includes gang bangers and fraudulent employers. Doctors and lawyers who the NSA knows conspired to fix cases. Statutory rapists being warehoused in our State hospitals. Those 850 DHS forced labor camps will be filled.
The prophecy says "until every last penny owed is repaid." You Americans aren't going to get away with anything. Might as well get straight with your government before it's too late and your government... men YOU elected. Sweep you up and force you to actually do honest days work.
Washing my hands and kicking the dust off my shoes of you people here. I have done my best for many years here on CNN trying to get you idiots to open your eyes. Out of all my 17 years news blogging, YOU IDIOTS are the most ignorant of truth. Pft.
There were two women in the tub. It was one of them's idea the mulled wine. But me and ThomasD prefer whiskey. And fishing over women. So I will not recall their names. But they should be along shortly. And blatantly identify themselves. They are a bit loud for ladylike folk.
🙂 I will miss this place and you people. Bob's jokes really did amuse me. And each day I have looked forward to banasy and chrissy tag-teaming me. And one night at home and after a small celebration I actually visualized getting naked with them! he he
Now ain't that something. Will miss you guys and gals.
Lmao. Your children didn't inherit your debt! They inherited your power and the power to force you to work off your own freaking debt to society. Are you blind?
No women should have fun ever!! Stupid women thinking they have OPINIONS us manly men should listen to. Shut up get in the kitchen and make me a sammich!!! Stupid words on stupid text being so loooooooooooooud. Gonna put my aluminum foil hat on to drown out the nooooooooooiiiiiiosssssseeee of words on a page.
It looks as though he was agreeing with your unrealistic, misogynist view on women, Philip.
But of course you know gaydar best.
January 26, 2015 at 9:51 pm |
bobcat2u
A Bible study group was discussing the unforeseen possibility of their sudden death. The leader of the discussion said, ” We will all die some day, and none of us really know when, but if we did we would all do a better job of preparing ourselves for that inevitable event.”
“Everybody shook their heads in agreement with this comment.”
Then the leader said to the group, “What would you do if you knew you
only had 4 weeks of life remaining before your death, and then the Great Judgment Day?”
A gentleman said, ” I would go out into my community and minister the Gospel to those that have not yet accepted the Lord into their lives.”
“Very good!” ,said the group leader, and all the group members agreed, that would be a very good thing to do.
One lady spoke up and said enthusiastically, “I would dedicate all of my remaining time to serving God, my family, my church, and my fellow man with a greater conviction.”
“That”s wonderful!” the group leader commented, and all the group members agreed, that would be a very good thing to do.
But one gentleman in the back finally spoke up loudly and said, “I would go to my mother-in-laws house for the 4 weeks.”
Everyone was puzzled by this answer, and the group leader ask, “Why your mother-in-law’s home?”
“Because that will make it the longest 4 weeks of my life!”
A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have died and are in line together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter appears to speak with them and asks them what good they have done in their lives.
Doctor: “I have devoted my life to the sick and needy and have had a part in caring for and healing thousands of people.”
St. Peter: “That’s great. Go ahead in to heaven. And what about you?”
Nurse: “I have supported the Doctor and his patients my entire life as an adult, etc…”
St. Peter: “Wonderful. Please proceed in with the Doctor. And what about you?”
HMO Executive: “I was the president of a very large Health Maintenance Organization and was responsible for the healthcare of millions of people all over the country.”
St. Peter: “Oh, I see. Please go on in . . . but you can only stay 2 nights!”
Wiki leaks has released a classified video of US troops murdering 2 Reuters news agency reporters and a dozen of the Good Samaritans trying to rescue them. Even little kids were trying to help the wounded reporter and were SHOT!
January 26, 2015 at 9:36 pm |
bobcat2u
There was a long, long line of spirits at the gate waiting to get into heaven. Not all these spirits could fit into heaven, so the ones who died the worst death would be allowed in.
The first man in line started telling his story, ”Well, Peter, you see, I knew that my wife was cheating on me so I decided to come home early from work one day to catch them in action. I got home and searched all over but I couldn’t find him. Then when I walked out onto the balcony, there he was dangling off the darn thing by his fingertips. So I ran and got a hammer then started beating him with it and he fell. Well, the fall didn’t kill him, because he landed in a bush so I picked up the refrigerator and threw it on him. Although that killed him, the strain gave me a heart attack, and here I am.”
The next man came up and started his story. ”St. Peter, I always work out on my balcony on the 14th floor of my apartment building. I was on my bike one day and I fell off when it flipped. I sailed over the rail and I thought ‘Please God spare my life’ and he did. I caught on to a balcony below me. I was even happier when a man discovered me hanging there. But all of a sudden he started beating my hands with a hammer so I fell again. But the dear Lord saved me again when I landed in a bush. But I’m here now because the guy threw his refrigerator on top of me.”
It was now the third guy’s turn to start his story. ”Well, Peter, just picture this. I’m hiding butt naked in this married chick’s refrigerator…..”
January 26, 2015 at 9:35 pm |
bobcat2u
Three friends die in a car accident, they go to heaven to an orientation. They are all asked, “When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?
The first guy says, “I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man.”
The second guy says, “I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in the lives of children.”
The last guy replies, “I would like to hear them say…….LOOK, HE’S MOVING!!!!!!!!!
I know it ain't no "ISIS" guy with a British accent but come on! US troops murdering 2 Reuters reporters AND the civilians who tried to rescue them? Why is this not on nationwide TV.
January 26, 2015 at 9:39 pm |
bobcat2u
Q.. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A Samson. He brought the house down.
An atheist became incensed over the preparation of Easter and Passover holidays.
He decided to contact his lawyer about the discrimination inflicted on atheists by the constant celebrations afforded to Christians and Jews with all their holidays while atheists had no holiday to celebrate.
The case was brought before a wise judge. After listening to the long passionate presentation by the lawyer, the Judge banged his gavel and declared "Case dismissed!"
The lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling and said, "Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and many other observances. Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah...yet my client and all other atheists have no such holiday!"
The judge leaned forward in his chair and simply said, "Obviously your client is too confused to even know about, much less celebrate his own atheists' holiday!"
The lawyer pompously said, "Your Honor, we are unaware of any such holiday for atheists. Just when might that holiday be, your Honor?"
The judge said, "Well it comes every year on exactly the same date-April 1st! Since our calendar sets April 1st as 'April Fools Day,' consider that Psalm 14:1, Psalm 53 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.' Thus, in my opinion, if your client says there is no God, then by scripture he is a fool, thus April 1st is his holiday! Get it?"
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Ok Fareed. Let's close the comments section please. Time for these anti-India as..holes in blue and the lister to Stfu.
Trade you a casino for your grampa's wrongful death?
Hmmm. Chief say good deal. And scholorships?
See u in Twitter. They are banned there. Hehe lol
Wiki leaks has released a classified video of US troops murdering 2 Reuters news agency reporters and a dozen of the Good Samaritans trying to rescue them. Even little kids were trying to help the wounded reporter and were SHOT!
FU you blind flag waving fahggots.
Why did troops murder them and those other people? Because those 2 reporters had discovered a secret mass grave of men wearing US military uniforms. Only the weren't Americans. They were mostly 5000 South American troops who had gone AWOL for Colin Powell's Combat Services Ltd.
Guess what. US troops are going to shoot you lazy mother flickers too.
Guess how many forced labor camps have been built in the USA since 2003.
Guess who are being thrown into them right now and what the official plan says will be thrown in next.
In the official order:
1.) Lazy men who could work but pretend to be disabled. They collect disability and choose to live the lazy homeless lifestyle and are right now being swept off our streets by DHS agents and tossed into forced labor camps.
2.) Same as above, but lazy men living with their own mothers and contributing exactly zero to society. And communists who band together and rent a mobile home and just sit there all day popping pills and smoking dope and drinking beer and cheering for the Denver freaking Broncos.
The official list is long and far sweeping. It includes gang bangers and fraudulent employers. Doctors and lawyers who the NSA knows conspired to fix cases. Statutory rapists being warehoused in our State hospitals. Those 850 DHS forced labor camps will be filled.
The prophecy says "until every last penny owed is repaid." You Americans aren't going to get away with anything. Might as well get straight with your government before it's too late and your government... men YOU elected. Sweep you up and force you to actually do honest days work.
Don't look at me. I didn't do it. You and YOUR guys did. Not me and mine. We are NO part of this.
Washing my hands and kicking the dust off my shoes of you people here. I have done my best for many years here on CNN trying to get you idiots to open your eyes. Out of all my 17 years news blogging, YOU IDIOTS are the most ignorant of truth. Pft.
What a joke! The insti.tution must have gone bankrupt!
Joey I got a baloney. And Martina Navratilova's glove compartment. He he. Just recalling memories here on the N.
Mulled wine in a hot tub at Brian's Head Ski Resort with ThomasD is where it all started for me here on the N.
There were two women in the tub. It was one of them's idea the mulled wine. But me and ThomasD prefer whiskey. And fishing over women. So I will not recall their names. But they should be along shortly. And blatantly identify themselves. They are a bit loud for ladylike folk.
🙂 I will miss this place and you people. Bob's jokes really did amuse me. And each day I have looked forward to banasy and chrissy tag-teaming me. And one night at home and after a small celebration I actually visualized getting naked with them! he he
Now ain't that something. Will miss you guys and gals.
Lol. A bit Lowwwwd. he he
*Laohhhd. 🙂
Lmao. Your children didn't inherit your debt! They inherited your power and the power to force you to work off your own freaking debt to society. Are you blind?
No women should have fun ever!! Stupid women thinking they have OPINIONS us manly men should listen to. Shut up get in the kitchen and make me a sammich!!! Stupid words on stupid text being so loooooooooooooud. Gonna put my aluminum foil hat on to drown out the nooooooooooiiiiiiosssssseeee of words on a page.
Or you could make like an ostrich and bury your head in the sand.
That's something a stupid woman would do, eh? Wink wink
Wow. This is the quietest this place has ever been. Was it something I said? Lmao 🙂
Prob'ly. You haven't done anything but gossip like Perez Hilton. This is boring. Bye!!
Hey JIF let me know where I can find you. I'm Grampa Roper on Facebook holding up an 80lb. Ice auger with my manly 18" gun standing on a frozen lake.
Yeesh. Ewe, actually. Some dude just winked at me. Did you all see that...that....that (echo)
It looks as though he was agreeing with your unrealistic, misogynist view on women, Philip.
But of course you know gaydar best.
A Bible study group was discussing the unforeseen possibility of their sudden death. The leader of the discussion said, ” We will all die some day, and none of us really know when, but if we did we would all do a better job of preparing ourselves for that inevitable event.”
“Everybody shook their heads in agreement with this comment.”
Then the leader said to the group, “What would you do if you knew you
only had 4 weeks of life remaining before your death, and then the Great Judgment Day?”
A gentleman said, ” I would go out into my community and minister the Gospel to those that have not yet accepted the Lord into their lives.”
“Very good!” ,said the group leader, and all the group members agreed, that would be a very good thing to do.
One lady spoke up and said enthusiastically, “I would dedicate all of my remaining time to serving God, my family, my church, and my fellow man with a greater conviction.”
“That”s wonderful!” the group leader commented, and all the group members agreed, that would be a very good thing to do.
But one gentleman in the back finally spoke up loudly and said, “I would go to my mother-in-laws house for the 4 weeks.”
Everyone was puzzled by this answer, and the group leader ask, “Why your mother-in-law’s home?”
“Because that will make it the longest 4 weeks of my life!”
A gay dude at a bar in Redo do Beach once pinched my ass. He went to the hospital. I went to jail.
Redondo Beach
A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have died and are in line together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter appears to speak with them and asks them what good they have done in their lives.
Doctor: “I have devoted my life to the sick and needy and have had a part in caring for and healing thousands of people.”
St. Peter: “That’s great. Go ahead in to heaven. And what about you?”
Nurse: “I have supported the Doctor and his patients my entire life as an adult, etc…”
St. Peter: “Wonderful. Please proceed in with the Doctor. And what about you?”
HMO Executive: “I was the president of a very large Health Maintenance Organization and was responsible for the healthcare of millions of people all over the country.”
St. Peter: “Oh, I see. Please go on in . . . but you can only stay 2 nights!”
Wiki leaks has released a classified video of US troops murdering 2 Reuters news agency reporters and a dozen of the Good Samaritans trying to rescue them. Even little kids were trying to help the wounded reporter and were SHOT!
There was a long, long line of spirits at the gate waiting to get into heaven. Not all these spirits could fit into heaven, so the ones who died the worst death would be allowed in.
The first man in line started telling his story, ”Well, Peter, you see, I knew that my wife was cheating on me so I decided to come home early from work one day to catch them in action. I got home and searched all over but I couldn’t find him. Then when I walked out onto the balcony, there he was dangling off the darn thing by his fingertips. So I ran and got a hammer then started beating him with it and he fell. Well, the fall didn’t kill him, because he landed in a bush so I picked up the refrigerator and threw it on him. Although that killed him, the strain gave me a heart attack, and here I am.”
The next man came up and started his story. ”St. Peter, I always work out on my balcony on the 14th floor of my apartment building. I was on my bike one day and I fell off when it flipped. I sailed over the rail and I thought ‘Please God spare my life’ and he did. I caught on to a balcony below me. I was even happier when a man discovered me hanging there. But all of a sudden he started beating my hands with a hammer so I fell again. But the dear Lord saved me again when I landed in a bush. But I’m here now because the guy threw his refrigerator on top of me.”
It was now the third guy’s turn to start his story. ”Well, Peter, just picture this. I’m hiding butt naked in this married chick’s refrigerator…..”
Three friends die in a car accident, they go to heaven to an orientation. They are all asked, “When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?
The first guy says, “I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man.”
The second guy says, “I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in the lives of children.”
The last guy replies, “I would like to hear them say…….LOOK, HE’S MOVING!!!!!!!!!
I know it ain't no "ISIS" guy with a British accent but come on! US troops murdering 2 Reuters reporters AND the civilians who tried to rescue them? Why is this not on nationwide TV.
Q.. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A Samson. He brought the house down.
You tell 'em.Bob. I would vote for ya.
Yep . That it
An atheist became incensed over the preparation of Easter and Passover holidays.
He decided to contact his lawyer about the discrimination inflicted on atheists by the constant celebrations afforded to Christians and Jews with all their holidays while atheists had no holiday to celebrate.
The case was brought before a wise judge. After listening to the long passionate presentation by the lawyer, the Judge banged his gavel and declared "Case dismissed!"
The lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling and said, "Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and many other observances. Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah...yet my client and all other atheists have no such holiday!"
The judge leaned forward in his chair and simply said, "Obviously your client is too confused to even know about, much less celebrate his own atheists' holiday!"
The lawyer pompously said, "Your Honor, we are unaware of any such holiday for atheists. Just when might that holiday be, your Honor?"
The judge said, "Well it comes every year on exactly the same date-April 1st! Since our calendar sets April 1st as 'April Fools Day,' consider that Psalm 14:1, Psalm 53 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.' Thus, in my opinion, if your client says there is no God, then by scripture he is a fool, thus April 1st is his holiday! Get it?"