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  1. bobcat2u

    Acts 2:38

    An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of religious service when she was startled by an intruder. As she caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables, she yelled, "Stop – Acts 2:38!" (..turn from your sin...) The burglar stopped dead in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done.

    As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar, "Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you."

    "Scripture?" replied the burglar, "She said she had an AXE and two 38's!"

    January 26, 2015 at 9:47 pm |
    • banasy©

      Were Moses alive today, the Ten Commandments would be known as the Ten Best Practices, presented in PowerPoint and followed by 40 years of status meetings.

      January 26, 2015 at 10:13 pm |
    • Cuchumber

      Wow!!! So many freedom fighting outfits in India. WOW!!!
      Hinddooos must be pulling their usual "suppress the minorities routine" on them. After all the protesting, they took matters in their own hands. So there we have it.

      INDIA, A FREEDOM FIGHTING CENTRALE!!!

      Gimme Kashmir!! Gimme Sikhland!! Gimme Tamil Land!!! Gimme Muslimland!!!

      FOLKS, just look at all the Freedom Fighting Outfits in India. They ain't no soup kitchens. Right?

      AND THEY ALL CAN'T BE WRONG !!!

      Hmmmmmm..

      A SAMPLING OF SOME 114 FREEDOM FIGHTING ORGANIZATIONS IN INDIA:

      1. National Democratic Front of Bodoland (NDFB)

      2. United People's Democratic Solidarity (UPDS)

      3. Kamtapur Liberation Organisation (KLO)

      4. Bodo Liberation Tiger Force (BLTF)

      5. Dima Halim Daogah (DHD)

      6. Karbi National Volunteers (KNV)

      7. Rabha National Security Force (RNSF)

      8. Koch-Rajbongshi Liberation Organisation (KRLO)

      9. Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)

      10. Karbi People's Front (KPF)

      11. Tiwa National Revolutionary Force (TNRF)

      12. Bircha Commando Force (BCF)

      13. Bengali Tiger Force (BTF)

      14. Adivasi Security Force (ASF)

      15. All Assam Adivasi Suraksha Samiti (AAASS)

      16. Gorkha Tiger Force (GTF)

      17. Barak Valley Youth Liberation Front (BVYLF)

      18. United Liberation Front of Barak Valley

      19. United National Liberation Front (UNLF)

      20. People's Liberation Army (PLA)

      21. People's Revolutionary Party of Kangleipak (PREPAK)

      22. The above mentioned three groups now operate from a unified platform,

      23. the Manipur People's Liberation Front (MPLF)

      24. Kangleipak Communist Party (KCP)

      25. Kanglei Yawol Kanna Lup (KYKL)

      26. Manipur Liberation Tiger Army (MLTA)

      27. Iripak Kanba Lup (IKL)

      28. People's Republican Army (PRA)

      29. Kangleipak Kanba Kanglup (KKK)

      30. Kangleipak Liberation Organisation (KLO)

      31. Revolutionary Joint Committee (RJC)

      32. National Socialist Council of Nagaland - Isak-Muivah (NSCN-IM)

      33. People's United Liberation Front (PULF)

      34. Kuki National Army (KNA)

      35. Kuki Revolutionary Army (KRA)

      36. Kuki National Organisation (KNO)

      37. Kuki Independent Army (KIA)

      38. Kuki Defence Force (KDF)

      39. Kuki International Force (KIF)

      40. Kuki National Volunteers (KNV)

      41. Kuki Liberation Front (KLF)

      42. Kuki Security Force (KSF)

      43. Kuki Liberation Army (KLA)

      44. Kuki Revolutionary Front (KRF)

      45. United Kuki Liberation Front (UKLF)

      46. Hmar People's Convention (HPC)

      47. Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)

      48. Hmar Revolutionary Front (HRF)

      49. Zomi Revolutionary Army (ZRA)

      50. Zomi Revolutionary Volunteers (ZRV)

      51. Indigenous People's Revolutionary Alliance(IRPA)

      52. Kom Rem People's Convention (KRPC)

      53. Chin Kuki Revolutionary Front (CKRF)

      54. Hynniewtrep National Liberation Council (HNLC)

      55. Achik National Volunteer Council (ANVC)

      56. People's Liberation Front of Meghalaya (PLF-M)

      57. Hajong United Liberation Army (HULA)

      58. National Socialist Council of Nagaland (Isak-Muivah) – NSCN(IM)

      59. National Socialist Council of Nagaland (Khaplang) – NSCN (K)

      60. Naga National Council (Adino) – NNC (Adino)

      61. Babbar Khalsa International (BKI)

      62. Khalistan Zindabad Force (KZF)

      63. International Sikh Youth Federation (ISYF)

      64. Khalistan Commando Force (KCF)

      65. All-India Sikh Students Federation (AISSF)

      66. Bhindala Tigers Force of Khalistan (BTFK)

      67. Khalistan Liberation Army (KLA)

      68. Khalistan Liberation Front (KLF)

      69. Khalistan Armed Force (KAF)

      70. Dashmesh Regiment

      71. Khalistan Liberation Organisation (KLO)

      72. Khalistan National Army (KNA)

      73. National Liberation Front of Tripura (NLFT)

      74. All Tripura Tiger Force (ATTF)

      75. Tripura Liberation Organisation Front (TLOF)

      76. United Bengali Liberation Front (UBLF)

      77. Tripura Tribal Volunteer Force (TTVF)

      78. Tripura Armed Tribal Commando Force (TATCF)

      79. Tripura Tribal Democratic Force (TTDF)

      80. Tripura Tribal Youth Force (TTYF)

      81. Tripura Liberation Force (TLF)

      82. Tripura Defence Force (TDF)

      83. All Tripura Volunteer Force (ATVF)

      84. Tribal Commando Force (TCF)

      85. Tripura Tribal Youth Force (TTYF)

      86. All Tripura Bharat Suraksha Force (ATBSF)

      87. Tripura Tribal Action Committee Force (TTACF) Socialist Democratic

      88. Front of Tripura (SDFT)

      89. All Tripura National Force (ATNF)

      90. Tripura Tribal Sengkrak Force (TTSF)

      91. Tiger Commando Force (TCF)

      92. Tripura Mukti Police (TMP)

      93. Tripura Rajya Raksha Bahini (TRRB)

      94. Tripura State Volunteers (TSV)

      95. Tripura National Democratic Tribal Force (TNDTF)

      96. National Militia of Tripura (NMT)

      97. All Tripura Bengali Regiment (ATBR)

      98. Bangla Mukti Sena (BMS)

      99. All Tripura Liberation Organisation (ATLO)

      100. Tripura National Army (TNA)

      101. Tripura State Volunteers (TSV)

      102. Borok National Council of Tripura (BNCT)

      103. Mizoram

      104. Bru National Liberation Front

      105. Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)

      106. Arunachal Pradesh

      107. Arunachal Dragon Force (ADF)

      108. Left-wing Extremist groups

      109. People's Guerrilla Army

      110. People's War Group

      111. Maoist Communist Centre

      112. Communist Party of India-Maoist (CPI-Maoist)

      113. Communist Party of India (Marxist Leninist) Janashaktih

      114. Tamil National Retrieval Troops (TNRT)

      SOME MORE FREEDOM FIGHTING ORGANIZATIONS IN INDIA

      Akhil Bharat Nepali Ekta Samaj (ABNES)
      Al Badr
      All Tripura Tiger Force
      Al-Qaida
      Al-Umar-Mujahideen
      Babbar Khalsa International
      Communist Party of India (Maoist) all its formations and front organisations
      Communist Party of India (Marxist-Leninist) - People’s War, All its formations and front organizations
      Deendar Anjuman
      Dukhtaran-e-Millat (DEM)
      Harkat-ul-Mujahideen / Harkat-ul-Ansar / Harkat-ul-Jehad-e-Islami
      Hizb-ul-Mujahideen / Hizb-ul-Mujahideen Pir Panjal Regiment
      Indian Mujahideen and all its formations and front organisations
      International Sikh Youth Federation
      Jaish-e-Mohammad / Tahrik-e-Furqan
      Jamiat-ul-Mujahideen
      Jammu and Kashmir Islamic Front
      Kanglei Yawol Kanna Lup (KYKL)
      Kangleipak Communist Party (KCP)
      Khalistan Commando Force
      Khalistan Zindabad Force
      Lashkar-e-Taiba/ Pasban-e-Ahle Hadis
      Manipur People’s Liberation Front (MPLF)
      Maoist Communist Centre (MCC), All its formations and Front Organisations
      National Democratic Front of Bodoland (NDFB)
      National Liberation Front of Tripura
      People's Revolutionary Party of Kangleippak (PREPAK)
      Students Islamic Movement of India
      Tamil Nadu Liberation Army (TNLA)
      Tamil National Retrieval Troops (TNRT)
      Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam (LTTE)
      United Liberation Front of Assam (ULFA)
      United National Liberation Front (UNLF)
      Students Islamic Movement of India (SIMI)[

      United Liberation Front of Asom (ULFA)
      National Democratic Front of Bodoland (NDFB)
      United People's Democratic Solidarity (UPDS)
      Kamtapur Liberation Organisation (KLO)
      Bodo Liberation Tiger Force (BLTF)
      Dima Halim Daogah (DHD)
      Karbi National Volunteers (KNV)
      Rabha National Security Force (RNSF)
      Koch-Rajbongshi Liberation Organisation (KRLO)
      Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)
      Karbi People's Front (KPF)
      Tiwa National Revolutionary Force (TNRF)
      Bircha Commando Force (BCF)
      Bengali Tiger Force (BTF)
      Adivasi Security Force (ASF)
      All Assam Adivasi Suraksha Samiti (AAASS)
      Gorkha Tiger Force (GTF)
      Barak Valley Youth Liberation Front (BVYLF)
      Muslim United Liberation Tigers of Assam (MULTA)
      United Liberation Front of Barak Valley
      Muslim United Liberation Front of Assam (MULFA)
      Muslim Security Council of Assam (MSCA)
      United Liberation Militia of Assam (ULMA)
      Islamic Liberation Army of Assam (ILAA)
      Muslim Volunteer Force (MVF)
      Muslim Liberation Army (MLA)
      Muslim Security Force (MSF)
      Islamic Sevak Sangh (ISS)
      Islamic United Reformation Protest of India (IURPI)
      United Muslim Liberation Front of Assam (UMLFA)
      Revolutionary Muslim Commandos (RMC)
      Muslim Tiger Force (MTF)
      People’s United Liberation Front (PULF)
      Adam Sena (AS)
      Harkat-ul-Mujahideen
      Harkat-ul-Jehad
      Jammu & Kashmir

      Wow!!! So many freedom fighting outfits in India. WOW!!!
      Hinddooos must be pulling their usual "suppress the minorities routine" on them. After all the protesting, they took matters in their own hands. So there we have it.

      INDIA, A FREEDOM FIGHTING CENTRALE!!!

      Gimme Kashmir!! Gimme Sikhland!! Gimme Tamil Land!!! Gimme Muslimland!!!

      WAIT WAIT.....SOME MORE FREEDOM FIGHTING ORGANIZATIONS IN INDIA

      Akhil Bharat Nepali Ekta Samaj (ABNES)
      Al Badr
      All Tripura Tiger Force
      Al-Qaida
      Al-Umar-Mujahideen
      Babbar Khalsa International
      Communist Party of India (Maoist) all its formations and front organisations
      Communist Party of India (Marxist-Leninist) - People’s War, All its formations and front organizations
      Deendar Anjuman
      Dukhtaran-e-Millat (DEM)
      Harkat-ul-Mujahideen / Harkat-ul-Ansar / Harkat-ul-Jehad-e-Islami
      Hizb-ul-Mujahideen / Hizb-ul-Mujahideen Pir Panjal Regiment
      Indian Mujahideen and all its formations and front organisations
      International Sikh Youth Federation
      Jaish-e-Mohammad / Tahrik-e-Furqan
      Jamiat-ul-Mujahideen
      Jammu and Kashmir Islamic Front
      Kanglei Yawol Kanna Lup (KYKL)
      Kangleipak Communist Party (KCP)
      Khalistan Commando Force
      Khalistan Zindabad Force
      Lashkar-e-Taiba/ Pasban-e-Ahle Hadis
      Manipur People’s Liberation Front (MPLF)
      Maoist Communist Centre (MCC), All its formations and Front Organisations
      National Democratic Front of Bodoland (NDFB)
      National Liberation Front of Tripura
      People's Revolutionary Party of Kangleipak (PREPAK)
      Students Islamic Movement of India
      Tamil Nadu Liberation Army (TNLA)
      Tamil National Retrieval Troops (TNRT)
      Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam (LTTE)
      United Liberation Front of Assam (ULFA)
      United National Liberation Front (UNLF)
      Students Islamic Movement of India (SIMI)[

      United Liberation Front of Asom (ULFA)
      National Democratic Front of Bodoland (NDFB)
      United People's Democratic Solidarity (UPDS)
      Kamtapur Liberation Organisation (KLO)
      Bodo Liberation Tiger Force (BLTF)
      Dima Halim Daogah (DHD)
      Karbi National Volunteers (KNV)
      Rabha National Security Force (RNSF)
      Koch-Rajbongshi Liberation Organisation (KRLO)
      Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)
      Karbi People's Front (KPF)
      Tiwa National Revolutionary Force (TNRF)
      Bircha Commando Force (BCF)
      Bengali Tiger Force (BTF)
      Adivasi Security Force (ASF)
      All Assam Adivasi Suraksha Samiti (AAASS)
      Gorkha Tiger Force (GTF)
      Barak Valley Youth Liberation Front (BVYLF)
      Muslim United Liberation Tigers of Assam (MULTA)
      United Liberation Front of Barak Valley
      Muslim United Liberation Front of Assam (MULFA)
      Muslim Security Council of Assam (MSCA)
      United Liberation Militia of Assam (ULMA)
      Islamic Liberation Army of Assam (ILAA)
      Muslim Volunteer Force (MVF)
      Muslim Liberation Army (MLA)
      Muslim Security Force (MSF)
      Islamic Sevak Sangh (ISS)
      Islamic United Reformation Protest of India (IURPI)
      United Muslim Liberation Front of Assam (UMLFA)
      Revolutionary Muslim Commandos (RMC)
      Muslim Tiger Force (MTF)
      People’s United Liberation Front (PULF)
      Adam Sena (AS)
      Harkat-ul-Mujahideen
      Harkat-ul-Jehad
      Jammu & Kashmir

      WAIT ... WAIT .......EVEN MORE FREEDOM FIGHTING ORGANIZATIONS IN INDIA::

      Hynniewtrep National Liberation Council (HNLC)
      Achik National Volunteer Council (ANVC)
      People’s Liberation Front of Meghalaya (PLF-M)
      Hajong United Liberation Army (HULA)
      Nagaland

      National Socialist Council of Nagaland (Isak-Muivah) – NSCN(IM)
      National Socialist Council of Nagaland (Khaplang) – NSCN (K)
      Naga National Council (Adino) – NNC (Adino)
      Punjab
      Babbar Khalsa International (BKI)
      Khalistan Zindabad Force (KZF)
      International Sikh Youth Federation (ISYF)
      Khalistan Commando Force (KCF)
      All-India Sikh Students Federation (AISSF)
      Bhindala Tigers Force of Khalistan (BTFK)
      Khalistan Liberation Army (KLA)
      Khalistan Liberation Front (KLF)
      Khalistan Armed Force (KAF)
      Dashmesh Regiment
      Khalistan Liberation Organisation (KLO)
      Khalistan National Army (KNA)

      National Liberation Front of Tripura (NLFT)
      All Tripura Tiger Force (ATTF)
      Tripura Liberation Organisation Front (TLOF)
      United Bengali Liberation Front (UBLF)
      Tripura Tribal Volunteer Force (TTVF)
      Tripura Armed Tribal Commando Force (TATCF)
      Tripura Tribal Democratic Force (TTDF)
      Tripura Tribal Youth Force (TTYF)
      Tripura Liberation Force (TLF)
      Tripura Defence Force (TDF)
      All Tripura Volunteer Force (ATVF)
      Tribal Commando Force (TCF)
      Tripura Tribal Youth Force (TTYF)
      All Tripura Bharat Suraksha Force (ATBSF)
      Tripura Tribal Action Committee Force (TTACF)
      Socialist Democratic Front of Tripura (SDFT)
      All Tripura National Force (ATNF)
      Tripura Tribal Sengkrak Force (TTSF)
      Tiger Commando Force (TCF)
      Tripura Mukti Police (TMP)
      Tripura Rajya Raksha Bahini (TRRB)
      Tripura State Volunteers (TSV)
      Tripura National Democratic Tribal Force (TNDTF)

      EVEN MORE FREEDOM FIGHTING ORGANIZATIONS IN INDIA::

      National Militia of Tripura (NMT)
      All Tripura Bengali Regiment (ATBR)
      Bangla Mukti Sena (BMS)
      All Tripura Liberation Organisation (ATLO)
      Tripura National Army (TNA)
      Tripura State Volunteers (TSV)
      Borok National Council of Tripura (BNCT)
      Mizoram
      Bru National Liberation Front
      Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)

      Arunachal Dragon Force (ADF)

      Communist Party of India-Maoist (CPI-Maoist)
      People's War Group
      Maoist Communist Centre
      People's Guerrilla Army
      Communist Party of India-Marxist Leninist-Janashakti(CPI-ML-Janashakti)
      Tritiya Prastuti Committee (TPC)

      Tamil National Retrieval Troops (TNRT)
      Akhil Bharat Nepali Ekta Samaj (ABNES)
      Tamil Nadu Liberation Army (TNLA)
      Deendar Anjuman
      Students Islamic Movement of India (SIMI)
      Asif Reza Commando Force
      Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam (LTTE)
      Kamatapur Liberation Organisation (KLO)
      Ranvir Sena

      Wow!!! So many freedom fighting outfits in India. WOW!!!
      Hinddooos must be pulling their usual "suppress the minorities routine" on them. After all the protesting, they took matters in their own hands. So there we have it.

      INDIA, A FREEDOM FIGHTING CENTRALE!!!

      Gimme Kashmir!! Gimme Sikhland!! Gimme Tamil Land!!! Gimme Muslimland!!!

      FOLKS, just look at all the Freedom Fighting Outfits in India. They ain't no soup kitchens. Right?

      AND THEY ALL CAN'T BE WRONG !!!

      Hmmmmmm..

      Wow!!! So many freedom fighting outfits in India. WOW!!!
      Hinddooos must be pulling their usual "suppress the minorities routine" on them. After all the protesting, they took matters in their own hands. So there we have it.

      INDIA, A FREEDOM FIGHTING CENTRALE!!!

      Gimme Kashmir!! Gimme Sikhland!! Gimme Tamil Land!!! Gimme Muslimland!!!

      FOLKS, just look at all the Freedom Fighting Outfits in India. They ain't no soup kitchens. Right?

      AND THEY ALL CAN'T BE WRONG !!!

      Hmmmmmm..

      A SAMPLING OF SOME 114 FREEDOM FIGHTING ORGANIZATIONS IN INDIA:

      1. National Democratic Front of Bodoland (NDFB)

      2. United People's Democratic Solidarity (UPDS)

      3. Kamtapur Liberation Organisation (KLO)

      4. Bodo Liberation Tiger Force (BLTF)

      5. Dima Halim Daogah (DHD)

      6. Karbi National Volunteers (KNV)

      7. Rabha National Security Force (RNSF)

      8. Koch-Rajbongshi Liberation Organisation (KRLO)

      9. Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)

      10. Karbi People's Front (KPF)

      11. Tiwa National Revolutionary Force (TNRF)

      12. Bircha Commando Force (BCF)

      13. Bengali Tiger Force (BTF)

      January 26, 2015 at 10:40 pm |
  2. bobcat2u

    A preacher trained his horse to go when he said, "Praise the Lord," and to stop when he said, "Amen". The preacher mounted the horse, said, "Praise the Lord" and went for a ride.

    When he wanted to stop for lunch, he said, "Amen".

    He took off again, saying, "Praise the Lord".

    The horse started going toward the edge of the cliff. The preacher got excited and said, "Whoa!". Then he remembered and said, "Amen", so the horse stopped at the edge. The preacher was so relieved that he looked up to heaven and said, "Praise the Lord!"

    January 26, 2015 at 9:48 pm |
  3. Old Lady No Hair

    You go girl. I mean Bob.

    January 26, 2015 at 9:48 pm |
    • banasy©

      You are bound and determined to leave everyone with the worst memory of you as possible, aren't you, Philip?

      You can stop now. You succeeded at that years ago.

      But, it's well known you cannot control your compulsions.

      January 26, 2015 at 9:53 pm |
      • bobcat2u

        He's nothing more than a fart in the wind, banasy.

        January 26, 2015 at 10:07 pm |
      • bobcat2u

        In other words, "This too shall pass."

        January 26, 2015 at 10:10 pm |
      • banasy©

        The reference to flatulence is apt.

        January 26, 2015 at 10:15 pm |
  4. bobcat2u

    One balmy day in the South Pacific, a navy ship espied smoke coming from one of three huts on an uncharted island. Upon arriving at the shore they were met by a shipwreck survivor. He said, "I'm so glad you're here! I've been alone on this island for more than five years!"

    The captain replied, "If you're all alone on the island why do I see THREE huts."

    The survivor said, "Oh. Well, I live in one, and go to church in another."

    "What about the THIRD hut?" asked the captain.

    "That's where I USED to go to church."

    January 26, 2015 at 9:50 pm |
    • banasy©

      Along with a Voit volleyball.

      January 26, 2015 at 10:19 pm |
  5. bobcat2u

    There was this Christian lady that had to do a lot of traveling for her business so she did a lot of flying. But flying made her nervous so she always took her Bible along with her to read and it helped relax her. One time she was sitting next to a man. When he saw her pull out her Bible he gave a little chuckle and went back to what he was doing.

    After a while he turned to her and asked "You don't really believe all that stuff in there do you?"

    The lady replied "Of course I do because it is the Bible, and I beleive the Bible is the inspired word of God."

    He said "Well ... what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?"

    She replied "Oh, Jonah. Yes! I believe that, it is in the Bible."

    He asked "Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?"

    The lady said "Well I don't really know ... I guess when I get to heaven I will ask him."

    "What if he isn't in heaven?" the man asked sarcastically.

    "Then you can ask him," replied the lady.

    January 26, 2015 at 9:53 pm |
  6. Fred

    I think Bob might be going over the edge. Just sitting there with a crazed look in his eyes. Googling jokes and copy/paste plus poryno.

    January 26, 2015 at 9:55 pm |
  7. bobcat2u

    A Minister was walking down the street when he came upon a group of about a dozen boys, all of them between 10 and 12 years of age.

    The group had surrounded a dog. Concerned lest the boys were hurting the dog, he went over and asked "What are you doing with that dog?"

    One of the boys replied, "This dog is just an old neighborhood stray. We all want him, but only one of us can take him home. So we've decided that whichever one of us can tell the biggest lie will get to keep the dog."

    Of course, the reverend was taken aback. "You boys shouldn't be having a contest telling lies!" he exclaimed. He then launched into a ten minute sermon against lying, beginning, "Don't you boys know it's a sin to lie," and ending with, "Why, when I was your age, I never told a lie."

    There was dead silence for about a minute. Just as the reverend was beginning to think he'd gotten through to them, the smallest boy gave a deep sigh and said, "All right, give the reverend the dog."

    January 26, 2015 at 9:55 pm |
    • banasy©

      If the dog had started pooping, it would have been shot.

      January 26, 2015 at 10:05 pm |
      • bobcat2u

        Depends on whose lawn.

        January 26, 2015 at 10:11 pm |
      • Fred

        That's right. Your dog is not allowed to poop in my yard. And keep your girls away from my son. Got it? "Neighbor"

        January 26, 2015 at 10:13 pm |
      • banasy©

        I assure you, Philip, nobody is going to travel to Nigeria to bother with your "son."

        January 26, 2015 at 10:18 pm |
    • Cuchumber

      We onto to Freedom

      Wow!!! So many freedom fighting outfits in India. WOW!!!
      Hinddooos must be pulling their usual "suppress the minorities routine" on them. After all the protesting, they took matters in their own hands. So there we have it.

      INDIA, A FREEDOM FIGHTING CENTRALE!!!

      Gimme Kashmir!! Gimme Sikhland!! Gimme Tamil Land!!! Gimme Muslimland!!!

      FOLKS, just look at all the Freedom Fighting Outfits in India. They ain't no soup kitchens. Right?

      AND THEY ALL CAN'T BE WRONG !!!

      Hmmmmmm..

      A SAMPLING OF SOME 114 FREEDOM FIGHTING ORGANIZATIONS IN INDIA:

      1. National Democratic Front of Bodoland (NDFB)

      2. United People's Democratic Solidarity (UPDS)

      3. Kamtapur Liberation Organisation (KLO)

      4. Bodo Liberation Tiger Force (BLTF)

      5. Dima Halim Daogah (DHD)

      6. Karbi National Volunteers (KNV)

      7. Rabha National Security Force (RNSF)

      8. Koch-Rajbongshi Liberation Organisation (KRLO)

      9. Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)

      10. Karbi People's Front (KPF)

      11. Tiwa National Revolutionary Force (TNRF)

      12. Bircha Commando Force (BCF)

      13. Bengali Tiger Force (BTF)

      14. Adivasi Security Force (ASF)

      15. All Assam Adivasi Suraksha Samiti (AAASS)

      16. Gorkha Tiger Force (GTF)

      17. Barak Valley Youth Liberation Front (BVYLF)

      18. United Liberation Front of Barak Valley

      19. United National Liberation Front (UNLF)

      20. People's Liberation Army (PLA)

      21. People's Revolutionary Party of Kangleipak (PREPAK)

      22. The above mentioned three groups now operate from a unified platform,

      23. the Manipur People's Liberation Front (MPLF)

      24. Kangleipak Communist Party (KCP)

      25. Kanglei Yawol Kanna Lup (KYKL)

      26. Manipur Liberation Tiger Army (MLTA)

      27. Iripak Kanba Lup (IKL)

      28. People's Republican Army (PRA)

      29. Kangleipak Kanba Kanglup (KKK)

      30. Kangleipak Liberation Organisation (KLO)

      31. Revolutionary Joint Committee (RJC)

      32. National Socialist Council of Nagaland - Isak-Muivah (NSCN-IM)

      33. People's United Liberation Front (PULF)

      34. Kuki National Army (KNA)

      35. Kuki Revolutionary Army (KRA)

      36. Kuki National Organisation (KNO)

      37. Kuki Independent Army (KIA)

      38. Kuki Defence Force (KDF)

      39. Kuki International Force (KIF)

      40. Kuki National Volunteers (KNV)

      41. Kuki Liberation Front (KLF)

      42. Kuki Security Force (KSF)

      43. Kuki Liberation Army (KLA)

      44. Kuki Revolutionary Front (KRF)

      45. United Kuki Liberation Front (UKLF)

      46. Hmar People's Convention (HPC)

      47. Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)

      48. Hmar Revolutionary Front (HRF)

      49. Zomi Revolutionary Army (ZRA)

      50. Zomi Revolutionary Volunteers (ZRV)

      51. Indigenous People's Revolutionary Alliance(IRPA)

      52. Kom Rem People's Convention (KRPC)

      53. Chin Kuki Revolutionary Front (CKRF)

      54. Hynniewtrep National Liberation Council (HNLC)

      55. Achik National Volunteer Council (ANVC)

      56. People's Liberation Front of Meghalaya (PLF-M)

      57. Hajong United Liberation Army (HULA)

      58. National Socialist Council of Nagaland (Isak-Muivah) – NSCN(IM)

      59. National Socialist Council of Nagaland (Khaplang) – NSCN (K)

      60. Naga National Council (Adino) – NNC (Adino)

      61. Babbar Khalsa International (BKI)

      62. Khalistan Zindabad Force (KZF)

      63. International Sikh Youth Federation (ISYF)

      64. Khalistan Commando Force (KCF)

      65. All-India Sikh Students Federation (AISSF)

      66. Bhindala Tigers Force of Khalistan (BTFK)

      67. Khalistan Liberation Army (KLA)

      68. Khalistan Liberation Front (KLF)

      69. Khalistan Armed Force (KAF)

      70. Dashmesh Regiment

      71. Khalistan Liberation Organisation (KLO)

      72. Khalistan National Army (KNA)

      73. National Liberation Front of Tripura (NLFT)

      74. All Tripura Tiger Force (ATTF)

      75. Tripura Liberation Organisation Front (TLOF)

      76. United Bengali Liberation Front (UBLF)

      77. Tripura Tribal Volunteer Force (TTVF)

      78. Tripura Armed Tribal Commando Force (TATCF)

      79. Tripura Tribal Democratic Force (TTDF)

      80. Tripura Tribal Youth Force (TTYF)

      81. Tripura Liberation Force (TLF)

      82. Tripura Defence Force (TDF)

      83. All Tripura Volunteer Force (ATVF)

      84. Tribal Commando Force (TCF)

      85. Tripura Tribal Youth Force (TTYF)

      86. All Tripura Bharat Suraksha Force (ATBSF)

      87. Tripura Tribal Action Committee Force (TTACF) Socialist Democratic

      88. Front of Tripura (SDFT)

      89. All Tripura National Force (ATNF)

      90. Tripura Tribal Sengkrak Force (TTSF)

      91. Tiger Commando Force (TCF)

      92. Tripura Mukti Police (TMP)

      93. Tripura Rajya Raksha Bahini (TRRB)

      94. Tripura State Volunteers (TSV)

      95. Tripura National Democratic Tribal Force (TNDTF)

      96. National Militia of Tripura (NMT)

      97. All Tripura Bengali Regiment (ATBR)

      98. Bangla Mukti Sena (BMS)

      99. All Tripura Liberation Organisation (ATLO)

      100. Tripura National Army (TNA)

      101. Tripura State Volunteers (TSV)

      102. Borok National Council of Tripura (BNCT)

      103. Mizoram

      104. Bru National Liberation Front

      105. Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)

      106. Arunachal Pradesh

      107. Arunachal Dragon Force (ADF)

      108. Left-wing Extremist groups

      109. People's Guerrilla Army

      110. People's War Group

      111. Maoist Communist Centre

      112. Communist Party of India-Maoist (CPI-Maoist)

      113. Communist Party of India (Marxist Leninist) Janashaktih

      114. Tamil National Retrieval Troops (TNRT)

      SOME MORE FREEDOM FIGHTING ORGANIZATIONS IN INDIA

      Akhil Bharat Nepali Ekta Samaj (ABNES)
      Al Badr
      All Tripura Tiger Force
      Al-Qaida
      Al-Umar-Mujahideen
      Babbar Khalsa International
      Communist Party of India (Maoist) all its formations and front organisations
      Communist Party of India (Marxist-Leninist) - People’s War, All its formations and front organizations
      Deendar Anjuman
      Dukhtaran-e-Millat (DEM)
      Harkat-ul-Mujahideen / Harkat-ul-Ansar / Harkat-ul-Jehad-e-Islami
      Hizb-ul-Mujahideen / Hizb-ul-Mujahideen Pir Panjal Regiment
      Indian Mujahideen and all its formations and front organisations
      International Sikh Youth Federation
      Jaish-e-Mohammad / Tahrik-e-Furqan
      Jamiat-ul-Mujahideen
      Jammu and Kashmir Islamic Front
      Kanglei Yawol Kanna Lup (KYKL)
      Kangleipak Communist Party (KCP)
      Khalistan Commando Force
      Khalistan Zindabad Force
      Lashkar-e-Taiba/ Pasban-e-Ahle Hadis
      Manipur People’s Liberation Front (MPLF)
      Maoist Communist Centre (MCC), All its formations and Front Organisations
      National Democratic Front of Bodoland (NDFB)
      National Liberation Front of Tripura
      People's Revolutionary Party of Kangleippak (PREPAK)
      Students Islamic Movement of India
      Tamil Nadu Liberation Army (TNLA)
      Tamil National Retrieval Troops (TNRT)
      Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam (LTTE)
      United Liberation Front of Assam (ULFA)
      United National Liberation Front (UNLF)
      Students Islamic Movement of India (SIMI)[

      United Liberation Front of Asom (ULFA)
      National Democratic Front of Bodoland (NDFB)
      United People's Democratic Solidarity (UPDS)
      Kamtapur Liberation Organisation (KLO)
      Bodo Liberation Tiger Force (BLTF)
      Dima Halim Daogah (DHD)
      Karbi National Volunteers (KNV)
      Rabha National Security Force (RNSF)
      Koch-Rajbongshi Liberation Organisation (KRLO)
      Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)
      Karbi People's Front (KPF)
      Tiwa National Revolutionary Force (TNRF)
      Bircha Commando Force (BCF)
      Bengali Tiger Force (BTF)
      Adivasi Security Force (ASF)
      All Assam Adivasi Suraksha Samiti (AAASS)
      Gorkha Tiger Force (GTF)
      Barak Valley Youth Liberation Front (BVYLF)
      Muslim United Liberation Tigers of Assam (MULTA)
      United Liberation Front of Barak Valley
      Muslim United Liberation Front of Assam (MULFA)
      Muslim Security Council of Assam (MSCA)
      United Liberation Militia of Assam (ULMA)
      Islamic Liberation Army of Assam (ILAA)
      Muslim Volunteer Force (MVF)
      Muslim Liberation Army (MLA)
      Muslim Security Force (MSF)
      Islamic Sevak Sangh (ISS)
      Islamic United Reformation Protest of India (IURPI)
      United Muslim Liberation Front of Assam (UMLFA)
      Revolutionary Muslim Commandos (RMC)
      Muslim Tiger Force (MTF)
      People’s United Liberation Front (PULF)
      Adam Sena (AS)
      Harkat-ul-Mujahideen
      Harkat-ul-Jehad
      Jammu & Kashmir

      Wow!!! So many freedom fighting outfits in India. WOW!!!
      Hinddooos must be pulling their usual "suppress the minorities routine" on them. After all the protesting, they took matters in their own hands. So there we have it.

      INDIA, A FREEDOM FIGHTING CENTRALE!!!

      Gimme Kashmir!! Gimme Sikhland!! Gimme Tamil Land!!! Gimme Muslimland!!!

      WAIT WAIT.....SOME MORE FREEDOM FIGHTING ORGANIZATIONS IN INDIA

      Akhil Bharat Nepali Ekta Samaj (ABNES)
      Al Badr
      All Tripura Tiger Force
      Al-Qaida
      Al-Umar-Mujahideen
      Babbar Khalsa International
      Communist Party of India (Maoist) all its formations and front organisations
      Communist Party of India (Marxist-Leninist) - People’s War, All its formations and front organizations
      Deendar Anjuman
      Dukhtaran-e-Millat (DEM)
      Harkat-ul-Mujahideen / Harkat-ul-Ansar / Harkat-ul-Jehad-e-Islami
      Hizb-ul-Mujahideen / Hizb-ul-Mujahideen Pir Panjal Regiment
      Indian Mujahideen and all its formations and front organisations
      International Sikh Youth Federation
      Jaish-e-Mohammad / Tahrik-e-Furqan
      Jamiat-ul-Mujahideen
      Jammu and Kashmir Islamic Front
      Kanglei Yawol Kanna Lup (KYKL)
      Kangleipak Communist Party (KCP)
      Khalistan Commando Force
      Khalistan Zindabad Force
      Lashkar-e-Taiba/ Pasban-e-Ahle Hadis
      Manipur People’s Liberation Front (MPLF)
      Maoist Communist Centre (MCC), All its formations and Front Organisations
      National Democratic Front of Bodoland (NDFB)
      National Liberation Front of Tripura
      People's Revolutionary Party of Kangleipak (PREPAK)
      Students Islamic Movement of India
      Tamil Nadu Liberation Army (TNLA)
      Tamil National Retrieval Troops (TNRT)
      Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam (LTTE)
      United Liberation Front of Assam (ULFA)
      United National Liberation Front (UNLF)
      Students Islamic Movement of India (SIMI)[

      United Liberation Front of Asom (ULFA)
      National Democratic Front of Bodoland (NDFB)
      United People's Democratic Solidarity (UPDS)
      Kamtapur Liberation Organisation (KLO)
      Bodo Liberation Tiger Force (BLTF)
      Dima Halim Daogah (DHD)
      Karbi National Volunteers (KNV)
      Rabha National Security Force (RNSF)
      Koch-Rajbongshi Liberation Organisation (KRLO)
      Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)
      Karbi People's Front (KPF)
      Tiwa National Revolutionary Force (TNRF)
      Bircha Commando Force (BCF)
      Bengali Tiger Force (BTF)
      Adivasi Security Force (ASF)
      All Assam Adivasi Suraksha Samiti (AAASS)
      Gorkha Tiger Force (GTF)
      Barak Valley Youth Liberation Front (BVYLF)
      Muslim United Liberation Tigers of Assam (MULTA)
      United Liberation Front of Barak Valley
      Muslim United Liberation Front of Assam (MULFA)
      Muslim Security Council of Assam (MSCA)
      United Liberation Militia of Assam (ULMA)
      Islamic Liberation Army of Assam (ILAA)
      Muslim Volunteer Force (MVF)
      Muslim Liberation Army (MLA)
      Muslim Security Force (MSF)
      Islamic Sevak Sangh (ISS)
      Islamic United Reformation Protest of India (IURPI)
      United Muslim Liberation Front of Assam (UMLFA)
      Revolutionary Muslim Commandos (RMC)
      Muslim Tiger Force (MTF)
      People’s United Liberation Front (PULF)
      Adam Sena (AS)
      Harkat-ul-Mujahideen
      Harkat-ul-Jehad
      Jammu & Kashmir

      WAIT ... WAIT .......EVEN MORE FREEDOM FIGHTING ORGANIZATIONS IN INDIA::

      Hynniewtrep National Liberation Council (HNLC)
      Achik National Volunteer Council (ANVC)
      People’s Liberation Front of Meghalaya (PLF-M)
      Hajong United Liberation Army (HULA)
      Nagaland

      National Socialist Council of Nagaland (Isak-Muivah) – NSCN(IM)
      National Socialist Council of Nagaland (Khaplang) – NSCN (K)
      Naga National Council (Adino) – NNC (Adino)
      Punjab
      Babbar Khalsa International (BKI)
      Khalistan Zindabad Force (KZF)
      International Sikh Youth Federation (ISYF)
      Khalistan Commando Force (KCF)
      All-India Sikh Students Federation (AISSF)
      Bhindala Tigers Force of Khalistan (BTFK)
      Khalistan Liberation Army (KLA)
      Khalistan Liberation Front (KLF)
      Khalistan Armed Force (KAF)
      Dashmesh Regiment
      Khalistan Liberation Organisation (KLO)
      Khalistan National Army (KNA)

      National Liberation Front of Tripura (NLFT)
      All Tripura Tiger Force (ATTF)
      Tripura Liberation Organisation Front (TLOF)
      United Bengali Liberation Front (UBLF)
      Tripura Tribal Volunteer Force (TTVF)
      Tripura Armed Tribal Commando Force (TATCF)
      Tripura Tribal Democratic Force (TTDF)
      Tripura Tribal Youth Force (TTYF)
      Tripura Liberation Force (TLF)
      Tripura Defence Force (TDF)
      All Tripura Volunteer Force (ATVF)
      Tribal Commando Force (TCF)
      Tripura Tribal Youth Force (TTYF)
      All Tripura Bharat Suraksha Force (ATBSF)
      Tripura Tribal Action Committee Force (TTACF)
      Socialist Democratic Front of Tripura (SDFT)
      All Tripura National Force (ATNF)
      Tripura Tribal Sengkrak Force (TTSF)
      Tiger Commando Force (TCF)
      Tripura Mukti Police (TMP)
      Tripura Rajya Raksha Bahini (TRRB)
      Tripura State Volunteers (TSV)
      Tripura National Democratic Tribal Force (TNDTF)

      EVEN MORE FREEDOM FIGHTING ORGANIZATIONS IN INDIA::

      National Militia of Tripura (NMT)
      All Tripura Bengali Regiment (ATBR)
      Bangla Mukti Sena (BMS)
      All Tripura Liberation Organisation (ATLO)
      Tripura National Army (TNA)
      Tripura State Volunteers (TSV)
      Borok National Council of Tripura (BNCT)
      Mizoram
      Bru National Liberation Front
      Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)

      Arunachal Dragon Force (ADF)

      Communist Party of India-Maoist (CPI-Maoist)
      People's War Group
      Maoist Communist Centre
      People's Guerrilla Army
      Communist Party of India-Marxist Leninist-Janashakti(CPI-ML-Janashakti)
      Tritiya Prastuti Committee (TPC)

      Tamil National Retrieval Troops (TNRT)
      Akhil Bharat Nepali Ekta Samaj (ABNES)
      Tamil Nadu Liberation Army (TNLA)
      Deendar Anjuman
      Students Islamic Movement of India (SIMI)
      Asif Reza Commando Force
      Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam (LTTE)
      Kamatapur Liberation Organisation (KLO)
      Ranvir Sena

      Wow!!! So many freedom fighting outfits in India. WOW!!!
      Hinddooos must be pulling their usual "suppress the minorities routine" on them. After all the protesting, they took matters in their own hands. So there we have it.

      INDIA, A FREEDOM FIGHTING CENTRALE!!!

      Gimme Kashmir!! Gimme Sikhland!! Gimme Tamil Land!!! Gimme Muslimland!!!

      FOLKS, just look at all the Freedom Fighting Outfits in India. They ain't no soup kitchens. Right?

      AND THEY ALL CAN'T BE WRONG !!!

      Hmmmmmm..

      Wow!!! So many freedom fighting outfits in India. WOW!!!
      Hinddooos must be pulling their usual "suppress the minorities routine" on them. After all the protesting, they took matters in their own hands. So there we have it.

      INDIA, A FREEDOM FIGHTING CENTRALE!!!

      Gimme Kashmir!! Gimme Sikhland!! Gimme Tamil Land!!! Gimme Muslimland!!!

      FOLKS, just look at all the Freedom Fighting Outfits in India. They ain't no soup kitchens. Right?

      AND THEY ALL CAN'T BE WRONG !!!

      Hmmmmmm..

      A SAMPLING OF SOME 114 FREEDOM FIGHTING ORGANIZATIONS IN INDIA:

      1. National Democratic Front of Bodoland (NDFB)

      2. United People's Democratic Solidarity (UPDS)

      3. Kamtapur Liberation Organisation (KLO)

      4. Bodo Liberation Tiger Force (BLTF)

      5. Dima Halim Daogah (DHD)

      6. Karbi National Volunteers (KNV)

      7. Rabha National Security Force (RNSF)

      8. Koch-Rajbongshi Liberation Organisation (KRLO)

      9. Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)

      10. Karbi People's Front (KPF)

      11. Tiwa National Revolutionary Force (TNRF)

      12. Bircha Commando Force (BCF)

      13. Bengali Tiger Force (BTF)

      January 26, 2015 at 10:41 pm |
      • banasy©

        Oh, so totally unexpected. Rupert posts, and Cucaracha shows up.

        January 26, 2015 at 10:45 pm |
  8. Fred

    The US poyrno industry has been recession proofed. Whiskey is only proofed btw

    January 26, 2015 at 9:57 pm |
  9. bobcat2u

    Adam was walking around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked him, "What is wrong with you?

    Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.

    God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.

    He said, "This person will gather food for you, cook for you, and when you discover clothing she'll wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it.

    Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"

    God replied, "An arm and a leg."

    Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
    The rest is history ...

    January 26, 2015 at 9:57 pm |
  10. Fred

    What did a bear but the other one was uber dare but say something?

    January 26, 2015 at 9:59 pm |
  11. bobcat2u

    The Pope, Billy Graham, and Oral Roberts were in a three-way plane crash over the Pacific Ocean. They all died and went to heaven together.

    "Oh, this is terrible," exclaims St. Peter, "I know you guys think we summoned you here, but this is just one of those coincidences that happen. Since we weren't expecting you, your quarters just aren't ready... We can't take you in and we can't send you back...."

    Then he got an idea. He picked up the phone, "Lucifer, this is Pete. Hey, I got these three guys up here. They're ours, but we weren't expecting them, and we gotta fix the place up for 'em. I was hoping you could put them up for a while. It'll only be a couple of days. What d'ya say?"

    Reluctantly, the Devil agreed.

    However, two days later, St. Peter got a call.

    "Pete, Lu. Hey, you gotta come get these three clowns.
    This Pope fellow is forgiving everybody,
    the Graham guy is saving everybody,
    and that Oral Roberts has raised enough money to buy air conditioning."

    January 26, 2015 at 10:00 pm |
    • banasy©

      The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world 
that he didn’t invent PowerPoint.

      January 26, 2015 at 10:22 pm |
  12. Fred

    Ignoring what I said and choosing to talk about me instead. Same old stuff for dozens of weeks in a row. Pft.

    January 26, 2015 at 10:01 pm |
    • banasy©

      Ignoring what I said and choosing to talk about me instead. Same old stuff for dozens of weeks in a row. Pft.

      "You go girl. I mean Bob."

      "I think Bob might be going over the edge. Just sitting there with a crazed look in his eyes. Googling jokes and copy/paste plus poryno."

      "Yup. Bob went full re tard."

      "Bob’sgonna go out with a bang."

      You, Philip, are a monumental hypocrite. What the hell do you call these comments?

      January 26, 2015 at 10:12 pm |
  13. Fred

    Yup. Bob went full re tard.

    January 26, 2015 at 10:03 pm |
  14. Fred

    Bob'sgonna go out with a bang.

    January 26, 2015 at 10:05 pm |
    • bobcat2u

      You ain't seen nuthin yet.

      January 26, 2015 at 10:38 pm |
  15. Fred

    The evil men in control of today's religious insti tutions are no laughing matter, Bob. Get a clue.

    January 26, 2015 at 10:08 pm |
  16. Fred

    Ha ha. I'm not evil. Just very ornery is all. Ha ha on you.

    January 26, 2015 at 10:10 pm |
  17. Fred

    Wiki leaks has released a classified video of US troops murdering 2 Reuters news agency reporters and a dozen of the Good Samaritans trying to rescue them. Even little kids were trying to help the wounded reporter and were SHOT!

    But u don't care!

    January 26, 2015 at 10:15 pm |
    • banasy©

      This is what you want for the citizens of the US, so do please save your "outrage" at innocents being killed, Philip. It rings hollow.

      It's not that we don't care; it's just that it is fruitless to drive yourself nuts over events you had no control over.

      So save your infantile attempt at guilting us. It's ridiculous.

      January 26, 2015 at 10:42 pm |
  18. bobcat2u

    There was a teacher who was teaching young kids the different types of animals.
    She showed them the picture of a giraffe, and asked them what it was. Nobody answered..so she gave them a clue, "It has a long neck." One kid answered, "Giraffe!"
    Pleased, the teacher showed a picture of a zebra.
    Nobody answered it again, so she gave them a clue. "This animal has stripes." "Zebra!" one kid answered.
    So she put up another one, that of a deer.
    The teacher could not think of a clue..but suddenly she came up with one!..she asked them "what does your mother call your father?"
    Suddenly one child got up and answered "HORNee B@STA@D!"

    January 26, 2015 at 10:19 pm |
  19. banasy©

    Some Texans are mingling at the bar when an Oxford graduate walks in. "Howdy, stranger," one Texan says. "Where are you from?"

    The Oxford graduate answers, "I come from a place where we do not end our sentences in prepositions."

    "Oh, I'm sorry," replies the Texan. "Where are you from, jackass?"

    January 26, 2015 at 10:26 pm |
  20. banasy©

    This cowboy walks into a bar and orders a beer. His hat is made of brown wrapping paper, his shirt and vest are made of waxed paper, and his chaps, pants, and boots are made of tissue paper. Pretty soon they arrest him for rustling.

    January 26, 2015 at 10:30 pm |
    • bobcat2u

      Oh no you didn't.

      January 26, 2015 at 10:36 pm |
      • banasy©

        Is this one of yours? Apologies.

        January 26, 2015 at 10:47 pm |
  21. rupert

    Facepalm

    January 26, 2015 at 10:32 pm |
    • banasy©

      Ah, the Facepalm. Good times.

      January 26, 2015 at 10:34 pm |
  22. banasy©

    Infinitely many mathematicians walk into a bar. The first says, "I'll have a beer." The second says, "I'll have half a beer." The third says, "I'll have a quarter of a beer." Before anyone else can speak, the barman fills up exactly two glasses of beer and serves them. "Come on, now,” he says to the group, “You guys have got to learn your limits.”

    January 26, 2015 at 10:32 pm |
    • bobcat2u

      I'm lovin it !!!!!

      January 26, 2015 at 10:40 pm |
  23. bobcat2u

    This recently discovered folio edition of "Hamlet" follows other known
    versions closely until Act V, Scene II, where it begins to diverge at
    line 232, as will be seen:
    KING...'Now the king drinks to Hamlet.' Come, begin,
    And you the judges, bear a wary eye
    Trumpets sound. HAMLET and LAERTES take their stations
    HAMLET: Come on, sir.
    LAERTES: Come, my lord.
    Enter FRED, DAPHNE, VELMA, SHAGGY, AND SCOOBY
    DAPHNE: Wait!
    SHAGGY: Stop the fight!
    HAMLET and LAERTES put up their foils
    KING: I like this not. Say wherefore you do speak?
    FRED: Good lord, I pray thee, let thy anger wait.
    For we, in seeking clues, have found the truth
    Behind the strange events of latter days.
    VELMA: The first clue came from Elsinore's high walls,
    Where, so said Hamlet, Hamlet's ghost did walk.
    Yet though the elder Hamlet met his death,
    And perforce hath been buried in the ground,
    'Tis yet true one would not expect a ghost
    To carry mud upon his spectral boots.
    Yet mud didst Shaggy and his faithful hound
    Espy, with footprints leading to a drop.
    This might, at first, indeed bespeak a ghost...
    Until, when I did seek for other answers,
    I found a great, wide cloth of deepest black
    Discarded in the moat of Elsinore.
    'Tis clear, the "ghost" used this to slow his fall
    While darkness rendered him invisible.
    FRED: The second clue we found, my lord, was this.
    KING: It seems to me a portrait of my brother
    In staine'd glass, that sunlight may shine through.
    FRED: But see, my lord, when placed before a lantern-
    KING: My brother's ghost!
    HAMLET: My father!
    VELMA: Nay, his image.
    FRED: In sooth, that image caught the Prince's eye
    When he went to confront his lady mother.
    Nor did his sword pierce poor Polonius.
    For Hamlet's blade did mark the castle wall
    Behind the rent made in the tapestry.
    Polonius was murdered by another.
    The knife which killed him entered from behind.
    LAERTES: But who?
    FRED: Indeed my lords, that you shall see.
    HAMLET: And if this ghost was naught but light and air,
    Then what of that which I did touch and speak to?
    The GHOST enters.
    GHOST: Indeed, my son.
    SHAGGY: Zoinks!
    DAPHNE: Jenkies!
    GHOST: Mark them not.
    Thou hast neglected duty far too long.
    Shall this, my murderer, live on unharmed?
    Must I remain forever unavenged?
    SCOOBY and SHAGGY run away from the GHOST. SCOOBY, looking backward,
    runs into a tapestry, tearing it down. As a result, tapestries around
    the walls collapse, one surrounding the GHOST.
    GHOST: What?
    FRED: Good Osric, pray restrain that "ghost,"
    That we may reach the bottom of the matter.
    Now let us see who truly walked tonight.
    FRED removes the helm and the disguise from the GHOST'S face.
    ALL: Tis Fortinbras!
    FRED: The valiant prince of Norway!
    FORTINBRAS: Indeed it is, and curses on you all!
    This Hamlet's father brought my own to death,
    And cost me all my rightful heritage.
    And so I killed this king, and hoped his son
    Would prove no obstacle to Norway's crown.
    Then Claudius bethought himself the killer
    (As if one might be poisoned through the ear!)
    The brother, not the son, took Denmark's throne,
    And held to Norway with a tighter grip.
    I swore an end to Denmark's royal house.
    I spoke to Hamlet of his uncle's crimes.
    Then killed Polonius to spark Laertes.
    This day, with poison's aid, all might have died,
    And Denmark might have come to me as well
    As my beloved Norway and revenge.
    My scheme blinded them all, as if by fog
    But for these medd'ling kids and this their dog.
    KING: The villain stands confessed. Now let us go.
    For much remains to us to be discussed.
    And suitable reward must needs be found
    For these, our young detectives and their hound.
    EXEUNT OMNES.

    January 26, 2015 at 10:35 pm |
    • banasy©

      This is truly magnificent!

      January 26, 2015 at 10:51 pm |
  24. Cuchumber

    Wow!!! So many freedom fighting outfits in India. WOW!!!
    Hinddooos must be pulling their usual "suppress the minorities routine" on them. After all the protesting, they took matters in their own hands. So there we have it.

    INDIA, A FREEDOM FIGHTING CENTRALE!!!

    Gimme Kashmir!! Gimme Sikhland!! Gimme Tamil Land!!! Gimme Muslimland!!!

    FOLKS, just look at all the Freedom Fighting Outfits in India. They ain't no soup kitchens. Right?

    AND THEY ALL CAN'T BE WRONG !!!

    Hmmmmmm..

    A SAMPLING OF SOME 114 FREEDOM FIGHTING ORGANIZATIONS IN INDIA:

    1. National Democratic Front of Bodoland (NDFB)

    2. United People's Democratic Solidarity (UPDS)

    3. Kamtapur Liberation Organisation (KLO)

    4. Bodo Liberation Tiger Force (BLTF)

    5. Dima Halim Daogah (DHD)

    6. Karbi National Volunteers (KNV)

    7. Rabha National Security Force (RNSF)

    8. Koch-Rajbongshi Liberation Organisation (KRLO)

    9. Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)

    10. Karbi People's Front (KPF)

    11. Tiwa National Revolutionary Force (TNRF)

    12. Bircha Commando Force (BCF)

    13. Bengali Tiger Force (BTF)

    14. Adivasi Security Force (ASF)

    15. All Assam Adivasi Suraksha Samiti (AAASS)

    16. Gorkha Tiger Force (GTF)

    17. Barak Valley Youth Liberation Front (BVYLF)

    18. United Liberation Front of Barak Valley

    19. United National Liberation Front (UNLF)

    20. People's Liberation Army (PLA)

    21. People's Revolutionary Party of Kangleipak (PREPAK)

    22. The above mentioned three groups now operate from a unified platform,

    23. the Manipur People's Liberation Front (MPLF)

    24. Kangleipak Communist Party (KCP)

    25. Kanglei Yawol Kanna Lup (KYKL)

    26. Manipur Liberation Tiger Army (MLTA)

    27. Iripak Kanba Lup (IKL)

    28. People's Republican Army (PRA)

    29. Kangleipak Kanba Kanglup (KKK)

    30. Kangleipak Liberation Organisation (KLO)

    31. Revolutionary Joint Committee (RJC)

    32. National Socialist Council of Nagaland - Isak-Muivah (NSCN-IM)

    33. People's United Liberation Front (PULF)

    34. Kuki National Army (KNA)

    35. Kuki Revolutionary Army (KRA)

    36. Kuki National Organisation (KNO)

    37. Kuki Independent Army (KIA)

    38. Kuki Defence Force (KDF)

    39. Kuki International Force (KIF)

    40. Kuki National Volunteers (KNV)

    41. Kuki Liberation Front (KLF)

    42. Kuki Security Force (KSF)

    43. Kuki Liberation Army (KLA)

    44. Kuki Revolutionary Front (KRF)

    45. United Kuki Liberation Front (UKLF)

    46. Hmar People's Convention (HPC)

    47. Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)

    48. Hmar Revolutionary Front (HRF)

    49. Zomi Revolutionary Army (ZRA)

    50. Zomi Revolutionary Volunteers (ZRV)

    51. Indigenous People's Revolutionary Alliance(IRPA)

    52. Kom Rem People's Convention (KRPC)

    53. Chin Kuki Revolutionary Front (CKRF)

    54. Hynniewtrep National Liberation Council (HNLC)

    55. Achik National Volunteer Council (ANVC)

    56. People's Liberation Front of Meghalaya (PLF-M)

    57. Hajong United Liberation Army (HULA)

    58. National Socialist Council of Nagaland (Isak-Muivah) – NSCN(IM)

    59. National Socialist Council of Nagaland (Khaplang) – NSCN (K)

    60. Naga National Council (Adino) – NNC (Adino)

    61. Babbar Khalsa International (BKI)

    62. Khalistan Zindabad Force (KZF)

    63. International Sikh Youth Federation (ISYF)

    64. Khalistan Commando Force (KCF)

    65. All-India Sikh Students Federation (AISSF)

    66. Bhindala Tigers Force of Khalistan (BTFK)

    67. Khalistan Liberation Army (KLA)

    68. Khalistan Liberation Front (KLF)

    69. Khalistan Armed Force (KAF)

    70. Dashmesh Regiment

    71. Khalistan Liberation Organisation (KLO)

    72. Khalistan National Army (KNA)

    73. National Liberation Front of Tripura (NLFT)

    74. All Tripura Tiger Force (ATTF)

    75. Tripura Liberation Organisation Front (TLOF)

    76. United Bengali Liberation Front (UBLF)

    77. Tripura Tribal Volunteer Force (TTVF)

    78. Tripura Armed Tribal Commando Force (TATCF)

    79. Tripura Tribal Democratic Force (TTDF)

    80. Tripura Tribal Youth Force (TTYF)

    81. Tripura Liberation Force (TLF)

    82. Tripura Defence Force (TDF)

    83. All Tripura Volunteer Force (ATVF)

    84. Tribal Commando Force (TCF)

    85. Tripura Tribal Youth Force (TTYF)

    86. All Tripura Bharat Suraksha Force (ATBSF)

    87. Tripura Tribal Action Committee Force (TTACF) Socialist Democratic

    88. Front of Tripura (SDFT)

    89. All Tripura National Force (ATNF)

    90. Tripura Tribal Sengkrak Force (TTSF)

    91. Tiger Commando Force (TCF)

    92. Tripura Mukti Police (TMP)

    93. Tripura Rajya Raksha Bahini (TRRB)

    94. Tripura State Volunteers (TSV)

    95. Tripura National Democratic Tribal Force (TNDTF)

    96. National Militia of Tripura (NMT)

    97. All Tripura Bengali Regiment (ATBR)

    98. Bangla Mukti Sena (BMS)

    99. All Tripura Liberation Organisation (ATLO)

    100. Tripura National Army (TNA)

    101. Tripura State Volunteers (TSV)

    102. Borok National Council of Tripura (BNCT)

    103. Mizoram

    104. Bru National Liberation Front

    105. Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)

    106. Arunachal Pradesh

    107. Arunachal Dragon Force (ADF)

    108. Left-wing Extremist groups

    109. People's Guerrilla Army

    110. People's War Group

    111. Maoist Communist Centre

    112. Communist Party of India-Maoist (CPI-Maoist)

    113. Communist Party of India (Marxist Leninist) Janashaktih

    114. Tamil National Retrieval Troops (TNRT)

    SOME MORE FREEDOM FIGHTING ORGANIZATIONS IN INDIA

    Akhil Bharat Nepali Ekta Samaj (ABNES)
    Al Badr
    All Tripura Tiger Force
    Al-Qaida
    Al-Umar-Mujahideen
    Babbar Khalsa International
    Communist Party of India (Maoist) all its formations and front organisations
    Communist Party of India (Marxist-Leninist) - People’s War, All its formations and front organizations
    Deendar Anjuman
    Dukhtaran-e-Millat (DEM)
    Harkat-ul-Mujahideen / Harkat-ul-Ansar / Harkat-ul-Jehad-e-Islami
    Hizb-ul-Mujahideen / Hizb-ul-Mujahideen Pir Panjal Regiment
    Indian Mujahideen and all its formations and front organisations
    International Sikh Youth Federation
    Jaish-e-Mohammad / Tahrik-e-Furqan
    Jamiat-ul-Mujahideen
    Jammu and Kashmir Islamic Front
    Kanglei Yawol Kanna Lup (KYKL)
    Kangleipak Communist Party (KCP)
    Khalistan Commando Force
    Khalistan Zindabad Force
    Lashkar-e-Taiba/ Pasban-e-Ahle Hadis
    Manipur People’s Liberation Front (MPLF)
    Maoist Communist Centre (MCC), All its formations and Front Organisations
    National Democratic Front of Bodoland (NDFB)
    National Liberation Front of Tripura
    People's Revolutionary Party of Kangleippak (PREPAK)
    Students Islamic Movement of India
    Tamil Nadu Liberation Army (TNLA)
    Tamil National Retrieval Troops (TNRT)
    Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam (LTTE)
    United Liberation Front of Assam (ULFA)
    United National Liberation Front (UNLF)
    Students Islamic Movement of India (SIMI)[

    United Liberation Front of Asom (ULFA)
    National Democratic Front of Bodoland (NDFB)
    United People's Democratic Solidarity (UPDS)
    Kamtapur Liberation Organisation (KLO)
    Bodo Liberation Tiger Force (BLTF)
    Dima Halim Daogah (DHD)
    Karbi National Volunteers (KNV)
    Rabha National Security Force (RNSF)
    Koch-Rajbongshi Liberation Organisation (KRLO)
    Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)
    Karbi People's Front (KPF)
    Tiwa National Revolutionary Force (TNRF)
    Bircha Commando Force (BCF)
    Bengali Tiger Force (BTF)
    Adivasi Security Force (ASF)
    All Assam Adivasi Suraksha Samiti (AAASS)
    Gorkha Tiger Force (GTF)
    Barak Valley Youth Liberation Front (BVYLF)
    Muslim United Liberation Tigers of Assam (MULTA)
    United Liberation Front of Barak Valley
    Muslim United Liberation Front of Assam (MULFA)
    Muslim Security Council of Assam (MSCA)
    United Liberation Militia of Assam (ULMA)
    Islamic Liberation Army of Assam (ILAA)
    Muslim Volunteer Force (MVF)
    Muslim Liberation Army (MLA)
    Muslim Security Force (MSF)
    Islamic Sevak Sangh (ISS)
    Islamic United Reformation Protest of India (IURPI)
    United Muslim Liberation Front of Assam (UMLFA)
    Revolutionary Muslim Commandos (RMC)
    Muslim Tiger Force (MTF)
    People’s United Liberation Front (PULF)
    Adam Sena (AS)
    Harkat-ul-Mujahideen
    Harkat-ul-Jehad
    Jammu & Kashmir

    Wow!!! So many freedom fighting outfits in India. WOW!!!
    Hinddooos must be pulling their usual "suppress the minorities routine" on them. After all the protesting, they took matters in their own hands. So there we have it.

    INDIA, A FREEDOM FIGHTING CENTRALE!!!

    Gimme Kashmir!! Gimme Sikhland!! Gimme Tamil Land!!! Gimme Muslimland!!!

    WAIT WAIT.....SOME MORE FREEDOM FIGHTING ORGANIZATIONS IN INDIA

    Akhil Bharat Nepali Ekta Samaj (ABNES)
    Al Badr
    All Tripura Tiger Force
    Al-Qaida
    Al-Umar-Mujahideen
    Babbar Khalsa International
    Communist Party of India (Maoist) all its formations and front organisations
    Communist Party of India (Marxist-Leninist) - People’s War, All its formations and front organizations
    Deendar Anjuman
    Dukhtaran-e-Millat (DEM)
    Harkat-ul-Mujahideen / Harkat-ul-Ansar / Harkat-ul-Jehad-e-Islami
    Hizb-ul-Mujahideen / Hizb-ul-Mujahideen Pir Panjal Regiment
    Indian Mujahideen and all its formations and front organisations
    International Sikh Youth Federation
    Jaish-e-Mohammad / Tahrik-e-Furqan
    Jamiat-ul-Mujahideen
    Jammu and Kashmir Islamic Front
    Kanglei Yawol Kanna Lup (KYKL)
    Kangleipak Communist Party (KCP)
    Khalistan Commando Force
    Khalistan Zindabad Force
    Lashkar-e-Taiba/ Pasban-e-Ahle Hadis
    Manipur People’s Liberation Front (MPLF)
    Maoist Communist Centre (MCC), All its formations and Front Organisations
    National Democratic Front of Bodoland (NDFB)
    National Liberation Front of Tripura
    People's Revolutionary Party of Kangleipak (PREPAK)
    Students Islamic Movement of India
    Tamil Nadu Liberation Army (TNLA)
    Tamil National Retrieval Troops (TNRT)
    Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam (LTTE)
    United Liberation Front of Assam (ULFA)
    United National Liberation Front (UNLF)
    Students Islamic Movement of India (SIMI)[

    United Liberation Front of Asom (ULFA)
    National Democratic Front of Bodoland (NDFB)
    United People's Democratic Solidarity (UPDS)
    Kamtapur Liberation Organisation (KLO)
    Bodo Liberation Tiger Force (BLTF)
    Dima Halim Daogah (DHD)
    Karbi National Volunteers (KNV)
    Rabha National Security Force (RNSF)
    Koch-Rajbongshi Liberation Organisation (KRLO)
    Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)
    Karbi People's Front (KPF)
    Tiwa National Revolutionary Force (TNRF)
    Bircha Commando Force (BCF)
    Bengali Tiger Force (BTF)
    Adivasi Security Force (ASF)
    All Assam Adivasi Suraksha Samiti (AAASS)
    Gorkha Tiger Force (GTF)
    Barak Valley Youth Liberation Front (BVYLF)
    Muslim United Liberation Tigers of Assam (MULTA)
    United Liberation Front of Barak Valley
    Muslim United Liberation Front of Assam (MULFA)
    Muslim Security Council of Assam (MSCA)
    United Liberation Militia of Assam (ULMA)
    Islamic Liberation Army of Assam (ILAA)
    Muslim Volunteer Force (MVF)
    Muslim Liberation Army (MLA)
    Muslim Security Force (MSF)
    Islamic Sevak Sangh (ISS)
    Islamic United Reformation Protest of India (IURPI)
    United Muslim Liberation Front of Assam (UMLFA)
    Revolutionary Muslim Commandos (RMC)
    Muslim Tiger Force (MTF)
    People’s United Liberation Front (PULF)
    Adam Sena (AS)
    Harkat-ul-Mujahideen
    Harkat-ul-Jehad
    Jammu & Kashmir

    WAIT ... WAIT .......EVEN MORE FREEDOM FIGHTING ORGANIZATIONS IN INDIA::

    Hynniewtrep National Liberation Council (HNLC)
    Achik National Volunteer Council (ANVC)
    People’s Liberation Front of Meghalaya (PLF-M)
    Hajong United Liberation Army (HULA)
    Nagaland

    National Socialist Council of Nagaland (Isak-Muivah) – NSCN(IM)
    National Socialist Council of Nagaland (Khaplang) – NSCN (K)
    Naga National Council (Adino) – NNC (Adino)
    Punjab
    Babbar Khalsa International (BKI)
    Khalistan Zindabad Force (KZF)
    International Sikh Youth Federation (ISYF)
    Khalistan Commando Force (KCF)
    All-India Sikh Students Federation (AISSF)
    Bhindala Tigers Force of Khalistan (BTFK)
    Khalistan Liberation Army (KLA)
    Khalistan Liberation Front (KLF)
    Khalistan Armed Force (KAF)
    Dashmesh Regiment
    Khalistan Liberation Organisation (KLO)
    Khalistan National Army (KNA)

    National Liberation Front of Tripura (NLFT)
    All Tripura Tiger Force (ATTF)
    Tripura Liberation Organisation Front (TLOF)
    United Bengali Liberation Front (UBLF)
    Tripura Tribal Volunteer Force (TTVF)
    Tripura Armed Tribal Commando Force (TATCF)
    Tripura Tribal Democratic Force (TTDF)
    Tripura Tribal Youth Force (TTYF)
    Tripura Liberation Force (TLF)
    Tripura Defence Force (TDF)
    All Tripura Volunteer Force (ATVF)
    Tribal Commando Force (TCF)
    Tripura Tribal Youth Force (TTYF)
    All Tripura Bharat Suraksha Force (ATBSF)
    Tripura Tribal Action Committee Force (TTACF)
    Socialist Democratic Front of Tripura (SDFT)
    All Tripura National Force (ATNF)
    Tripura Tribal Sengkrak Force (TTSF)
    Tiger Commando Force (TCF)
    Tripura Mukti Police (TMP)
    Tripura Rajya Raksha Bahini (TRRB)
    Tripura State Volunteers (TSV)
    Tripura National Democratic Tribal Force (TNDTF)

    EVEN MORE FREEDOM FIGHTING ORGANIZATIONS IN INDIA::

    National Militia of Tripura (NMT)
    All Tripura Bengali Regiment (ATBR)
    Bangla Mukti Sena (BMS)
    All Tripura Liberation Organisation (ATLO)
    Tripura National Army (TNA)
    Tripura State Volunteers (TSV)
    Borok National Council of Tripura (BNCT)
    Mizoram
    Bru National Liberation Front
    Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)

    Arunachal Dragon Force (ADF)

    Communist Party of India-Maoist (CPI-Maoist)
    People's War Group
    Maoist Communist Centre
    People's Guerrilla Army
    Communist Party of India-Marxist Leninist-Janashakti(CPI-ML-Janashakti)
    Tritiya Prastuti Committee (TPC)

    Tamil National Retrieval Troops (TNRT)
    Akhil Bharat Nepali Ekta Samaj (ABNES)
    Tamil Nadu Liberation Army (TNLA)
    Deendar Anjuman
    Students Islamic Movement of India (SIMI)
    Asif Reza Commando Force
    Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam (LTTE)
    Kamatapur Liberation Organisation (KLO)
    Ranvir Sena

    Wow!!! So many freedom fighting outfits in India. WOW!!!
    Hinddooos must be pulling their usual "suppress the minorities routine" on them. After all the protesting, they took matters in their own hands. So there we have it.

    INDIA, A FREEDOM FIGHTING CENTRALE!!!

    Gimme Kashmir!! Gimme Sikhland!! Gimme Tamil Land!!! Gimme Muslimland!!!

    FOLKS, just look at all the Freedom Fighting Outfits in India. They ain't no soup kitchens. Right?

    AND THEY ALL CAN'T BE WRONG !!!

    Hmmmmmm..

    Wow!!! So many freedom fighting outfits in India. WOW!!!
    Hinddooos must be pulling their usual "suppress the minorities routine" on them. After all the protesting, they took matters in their own hands. So there we have it.

    INDIA, A FREEDOM FIGHTING CENTRALE!!!

    Gimme Kashmir!! Gimme Sikhland!! Gimme Tamil Land!!! Gimme Muslimland!!!

    FOLKS, just look at all the Freedom Fighting Outfits in India. They ain't no soup kitchens. Right?

    AND THEY ALL CAN'T BE WRONG !!!

    Hmmmmmm..

    A SAMPLING OF SOME 114 FREEDOM FIGHTING ORGANIZATIONS IN INDIA:

    January 26, 2015 at 10:38 pm |
  25. banasy©

    And, of course, this favorite:

    A pirate walks into a bar, with a steering wheel attached to his fly.
    The bartender says, "hey, were you aware that there's a steering wheel sticking out of your fly?"
    "Arrrrgh, yeah, me matey." the pirate answered. "It's drivin me nuts!"

    January 26, 2015 at 10:39 pm |
    • bobcat2u

      Now that's what I'm talking about. Don't stop now.

      January 26, 2015 at 10:43 pm |
  26. Cuchumber

    We onto Freedom

    Wow!!! So many freedom fighting outfits in India. WOW!!!
    Hinddooos must be pulling their usual "suppress the minorities routine" on them. After all the protesting, they took matters in their own hands. So there we have it.

    INDIA, A FREEDOM FIGHTING CENTRALE!!!

    Gimme Kashmir!! Gimme Sikhland!! Gimme Tamil Land!!! Gimme Muslimland!!!

    FOLKS, just look at all the Freedom Fighting Outfits in India. They ain't no soup kitchens. Right?

    AND THEY ALL CAN'T BE WRONG !!!

    Hmmmmmm..

    A SAMPLING OF SOME 114 FREEDOM FIGHTING ORGANIZATIONS IN INDIA:

    1. National Democratic Front of Bodoland (NDFB)

    2. United People's Democratic Solidarity (UPDS)

    3. Kamtapur Liberation Organisation (KLO)

    4. Bodo Liberation Tiger Force (BLTF)

    5. Dima Halim Daogah (DHD)

    6. Karbi National Volunteers (KNV)

    7. Rabha National Security Force (RNSF)

    8. Koch-Rajbongshi Liberation Organisation (KRLO)

    9. Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)

    10. Karbi People's Front (KPF)

    11. Tiwa National Revolutionary Force (TNRF)

    12. Bircha Commando Force (BCF)

    13. Bengali Tiger Force (BTF)

    14. Adivasi Security Force (ASF)

    15. All Assam Adivasi Suraksha Samiti (AAASS)

    16. Gorkha Tiger Force (GTF)

    17. Barak Valley Youth Liberation Front (BVYLF)

    18. United Liberation Front of Barak Valley

    19. United National Liberation Front (UNLF)

    20. People's Liberation Army (PLA)

    21. People's Revolutionary Party of Kangleipak (PREPAK)

    22. The above mentioned three groups now operate from a unified platform,

    23. the Manipur People's Liberation Front (MPLF)

    24. Kangleipak Communist Party (KCP)

    25. Kanglei Yawol Kanna Lup (KYKL)

    26. Manipur Liberation Tiger Army (MLTA)

    27. Iripak Kanba Lup (IKL)

    28. People's Republican Army (PRA)

    29. Kangleipak Kanba Kanglup (KKK)

    30. Kangleipak Liberation Organisation (KLO)

    31. Revolutionary Joint Committee (RJC)

    32. National Socialist Council of Nagaland - Isak-Muivah (NSCN-IM)

    33. People's United Liberation Front (PULF)

    34. Kuki National Army (KNA)

    35. Kuki Revolutionary Army (KRA)

    36. Kuki National Organisation (KNO)

    37. Kuki Independent Army (KIA)

    38. Kuki Defence Force (KDF)

    39. Kuki International Force (KIF)

    40. Kuki National Volunteers (KNV)

    41. Kuki Liberation Front (KLF)

    42. Kuki Security Force (KSF)

    43. Kuki Liberation Army (KLA)

    44. Kuki Revolutionary Front (KRF)

    45. United Kuki Liberation Front (UKLF)

    46. Hmar People's Convention (HPC)

    47. Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)

    48. Hmar Revolutionary Front (HRF)

    49. Zomi Revolutionary Army (ZRA)

    50. Zomi Revolutionary Volunteers (ZRV)

    51. Indigenous People's Revolutionary Alliance(IRPA)

    52. Kom Rem People's Convention (KRPC)

    53. Chin Kuki Revolutionary Front (CKRF)

    54. Hynniewtrep National Liberation Council (HNLC)

    55. Achik National Volunteer Council (ANVC)

    56. People's Liberation Front of Meghalaya (PLF-M)

    57. Hajong United Liberation Army (HULA)

    58. National Socialist Council of Nagaland (Isak-Muivah) – NSCN(IM)

    59. National Socialist Council of Nagaland (Khaplang) – NSCN (K)

    60. Naga National Council (Adino) – NNC (Adino)

    61. Babbar Khalsa International (BKI)

    62. Khalistan Zindabad Force (KZF)

    63. International Sikh Youth Federation (ISYF)

    64. Khalistan Commando Force (KCF)

    65. All-India Sikh Students Federation (AISSF)

    66. Bhindala Tigers Force of Khalistan (BTFK)

    67. Khalistan Liberation Army (KLA)

    68. Khalistan Liberation Front (KLF)

    69. Khalistan Armed Force (KAF)

    70. Dashmesh Regiment

    71. Khalistan Liberation Organisation (KLO)

    72. Khalistan National Army (KNA)

    73. National Liberation Front of Tripura (NLFT)

    74. All Tripura Tiger Force (ATTF)

    75. Tripura Liberation Organisation Front (TLOF)

    76. United Bengali Liberation Front (UBLF)

    77. Tripura Tribal Volunteer Force (TTVF)

    78. Tripura Armed Tribal Commando Force (TATCF)

    79. Tripura Tribal Democratic Force (TTDF)

    80. Tripura Tribal Youth Force (TTYF)

    81. Tripura Liberation Force (TLF)

    82. Tripura Defence Force (TDF)

    83. All Tripura Volunteer Force (ATVF)

    84. Tribal Commando Force (TCF)

    85. Tripura Tribal Youth Force (TTYF)

    86. All Tripura Bharat Suraksha Force (ATBSF)

    87. Tripura Tribal Action Committee Force (TTACF) Socialist Democratic

    88. Front of Tripura (SDFT)

    89. All Tripura National Force (ATNF)

    90. Tripura Tribal Sengkrak Force (TTSF)

    91. Tiger Commando Force (TCF)

    92. Tripura Mukti Police (TMP)

    93. Tripura Rajya Raksha Bahini (TRRB)

    94. Tripura State Volunteers (TSV)

    95. Tripura National Democratic Tribal Force (TNDTF)

    96. National Militia of Tripura (NMT)

    97. All Tripura Bengali Regiment (ATBR)

    98. Bangla Mukti Sena (BMS)

    99. All Tripura Liberation Organisation (ATLO)

    100. Tripura National Army (TNA)

    101. Tripura State Volunteers (TSV)

    102. Borok National Council of Tripura (BNCT)

    103. Mizoram

    104. Bru National Liberation Front

    105. Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)

    106. Arunachal Pradesh

    107. Arunachal Dragon Force (ADF)

    108. Left-wing Extremist groups

    109. People's Guerrilla Army

    110. People's War Group

    111. Maoist Communist Centre

    112. Communist Party of India-Maoist (CPI-Maoist)

    113. Communist Party of India (Marxist Leninist) Janashaktih

    114. Tamil National Retrieval Troops (TNRT)

    SOME MORE FREEDOM FIGHTING ORGANIZATIONS IN INDIA

    Akhil Bharat Nepali Ekta Samaj (ABNES)
    Al Badr
    All Tripura Tiger Force
    Al-Qaida
    Al-Umar-Mujahideen
    Babbar Khalsa International
    Communist Party of India (Maoist) all its formations and front organisations
    Communist Party of India (Marxist-Leninist) - People’s War, All its formations and front organizations
    Deendar Anjuman
    Dukhtaran-e-Millat (DEM)
    Harkat-ul-Mujahideen / Harkat-ul-Ansar / Harkat-ul-Jehad-e-Islami
    Hizb-ul-Mujahideen / Hizb-ul-Mujahideen Pir Panjal Regiment
    Indian Mujahideen and all its formations and front organisations
    International Sikh Youth Federation
    Jaish-e-Mohammad / Tahrik-e-Furqan
    Jamiat-ul-Mujahideen
    Jammu and Kashmir Islamic Front
    Kanglei Yawol Kanna Lup (KYKL)
    Kangleipak Communist Party (KCP)
    Khalistan Commando Force
    Khalistan Zindabad Force
    Lashkar-e-Taiba/ Pasban-e-Ahle Hadis
    Manipur People’s Liberation Front (MPLF)
    Maoist Communist Centre (MCC), All its formations and Front Organisations
    National Democratic Front of Bodoland (NDFB)
    National Liberation Front of Tripura
    People's Revolutionary Party of Kangleippak (PREPAK)
    Students Islamic Movement of India
    Tamil Nadu Liberation Army (TNLA)
    Tamil National Retrieval Troops (TNRT)
    Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam (LTTE)
    United Liberation Front of Assam (ULFA)
    United National Liberation Front (UNLF)
    Students Islamic Movement of India (SIMI)[

    United Liberation Front of Asom (ULFA)
    National Democratic Front of Bodoland (NDFB)
    United People's Democratic Solidarity (UPDS)
    Kamtapur Liberation Organisation (KLO)
    Bodo Liberation Tiger Force (BLTF)
    Dima Halim Daogah (DHD)
    Karbi National Volunteers (KNV)
    Rabha National Security Force (RNSF)
    Koch-Rajbongshi Liberation Organisation (KRLO)
    Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)
    Karbi People's Front (KPF)
    Tiwa National Revolutionary Force (TNRF)
    Bircha Commando Force (BCF)
    Bengali Tiger Force (BTF)
    Adivasi Security Force (ASF)
    All Assam Adivasi Suraksha Samiti (AAASS)
    Gorkha Tiger Force (GTF)
    Barak Valley Youth Liberation Front (BVYLF)
    Muslim United Liberation Tigers of Assam (MULTA)
    United Liberation Front of Barak Valley
    Muslim United Liberation Front of Assam (MULFA)
    Muslim Security Council of Assam (MSCA)
    United Liberation Militia of Assam (ULMA)
    Islamic Liberation Army of Assam (ILAA)
    Muslim Volunteer Force (MVF)
    Muslim Liberation Army (MLA)
    Muslim Security Force (MSF)
    Islamic Sevak Sangh (ISS)
    Islamic United Reformation Protest of India (IURPI)
    United Muslim Liberation Front of Assam (UMLFA)
    Revolutionary Muslim Commandos (RMC)
    Muslim Tiger Force (MTF)
    People’s United Liberation Front (PULF)
    Adam Sena (AS)
    Harkat-ul-Mujahideen
    Harkat-ul-Jehad
    Jammu & Kashmir

    Wow!!! So many freedom fighting outfits in India. WOW!!!
    Hinddooos must be pulling their usual "suppress the minorities routine" on them. After all the protesting, they took matters in their own hands. So there we have it.

    INDIA, A FREEDOM FIGHTING CENTRALE!!!

    Gimme Kashmir!! Gimme Sikhland!! Gimme Tamil Land!!! Gimme Muslimland!!!

    WAIT WAIT.....SOME MORE FREEDOM FIGHTING ORGANIZATIONS IN INDIA

    Akhil Bharat Nepali Ekta Samaj (ABNES)
    Al Badr
    All Tripura Tiger Force
    Al-Qaida
    Al-Umar-Mujahideen
    Babbar Khalsa International
    Communist Party of India (Maoist) all its formations and front organisations
    Communist Party of India (Marxist-Leninist) - People’s War, All its formations and front organizations
    Deendar Anjuman
    Dukhtaran-e-Millat (DEM)
    Harkat-ul-Mujahideen / Harkat-ul-Ansar / Harkat-ul-Jehad-e-Islami
    Hizb-ul-Mujahideen / Hizb-ul-Mujahideen Pir Panjal Regiment
    Indian Mujahideen and all its formations and front organisations
    International Sikh Youth Federation
    Jaish-e-Mohammad / Tahrik-e-Furqan
    Jamiat-ul-Mujahideen
    Jammu and Kashmir Islamic Front
    Kanglei Yawol Kanna Lup (KYKL)
    Kangleipak Communist Party (KCP)
    Khalistan Commando Force
    Khalistan Zindabad Force
    Lashkar-e-Taiba/ Pasban-e-Ahle Hadis
    Manipur People’s Liberation Front (MPLF)
    Maoist Communist Centre (MCC), All its formations and Front Organisations
    National Democratic Front of Bodoland (NDFB)
    National Liberation Front of Tripura
    People's Revolutionary Party of Kangleipak (PREPAK)
    Students Islamic Movement of India
    Tamil Nadu Liberation Army (TNLA)
    Tamil National Retrieval Troops (TNRT)
    Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam (LTTE)
    United Liberation Front of Assam (ULFA)
    United National Liberation Front (UNLF)
    Students Islamic Movement of India (SIMI)[

    United Liberation Front of Asom (ULFA)
    National Democratic Front of Bodoland (NDFB)
    United People's Democratic Solidarity (UPDS)
    Kamtapur Liberation Organisation (KLO)
    Bodo Liberation Tiger Force (BLTF)
    Dima Halim Daogah (DHD)
    Karbi National Volunteers (KNV)
    Rabha National Security Force (RNSF)
    Koch-Rajbongshi Liberation Organisation (KRLO)
    Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)
    Karbi People's Front (KPF)
    Tiwa National Revolutionary Force (TNRF)
    Bircha Commando Force (BCF)
    Bengali Tiger Force (BTF)
    Adivasi Security Force (ASF)
    All Assam Adivasi Suraksha Samiti (AAASS)
    Gorkha Tiger Force (GTF)
    Barak Valley Youth Liberation Front (BVYLF)
    Muslim United Liberation Tigers of Assam (MULTA)
    United Liberation Front of Barak Valley
    Muslim United Liberation Front of Assam (MULFA)
    Muslim Security Council of Assam (MSCA)
    United Liberation Militia of Assam (ULMA)
    Islamic Liberation Army of Assam (ILAA)
    Muslim Volunteer Force (MVF)
    Muslim Liberation Army (MLA)
    Muslim Security Force (MSF)
    Islamic Sevak Sangh (ISS)
    Islamic United Reformation Protest of India (IURPI)
    United Muslim Liberation Front of Assam (UMLFA)
    Revolutionary Muslim Commandos (RMC)
    Muslim Tiger Force (MTF)
    People’s United Liberation Front (PULF)
    Adam Sena (AS)
    Harkat-ul-Mujahideen
    Harkat-ul-Jehad
    Jammu & Kashmir

    WAIT ... WAIT .......EVEN MORE FREEDOM FIGHTING ORGANIZATIONS IN INDIA::

    Hynniewtrep National Liberation Council (HNLC)
    Achik National Volunteer Council (ANVC)
    People’s Liberation Front of Meghalaya (PLF-M)
    Hajong United Liberation Army (HULA)
    Nagaland

    National Socialist Council of Nagaland (Isak-Muivah) – NSCN(IM)
    National Socialist Council of Nagaland (Khaplang) – NSCN (K)
    Naga National Council (Adino) – NNC (Adino)
    Punjab
    Babbar Khalsa International (BKI)
    Khalistan Zindabad Force (KZF)
    International Sikh Youth Federation (ISYF)
    Khalistan Commando Force (KCF)
    All-India Sikh Students Federation (AISSF)
    Bhindala Tigers Force of Khalistan (BTFK)
    Khalistan Liberation Army (KLA)
    Khalistan Liberation Front (KLF)
    Khalistan Armed Force (KAF)
    Dashmesh Regiment
    Khalistan Liberation Organisation (KLO)
    Khalistan National Army (KNA)

    National Liberation Front of Tripura (NLFT)
    All Tripura Tiger Force (ATTF)
    Tripura Liberation Organisation Front (TLOF)
    United Bengali Liberation Front (UBLF)
    Tripura Tribal Volunteer Force (TTVF)
    Tripura Armed Tribal Commando Force (TATCF)
    Tripura Tribal Democratic Force (TTDF)
    Tripura Tribal Youth Force (TTYF)
    Tripura Liberation Force (TLF)
    Tripura Defence Force (TDF)
    All Tripura Volunteer Force (ATVF)
    Tribal Commando Force (TCF)
    Tripura Tribal Youth Force (TTYF)
    All Tripura Bharat Suraksha Force (ATBSF)
    Tripura Tribal Action Committee Force (TTACF)
    Socialist Democratic Front of Tripura (SDFT)
    All Tripura National Force (ATNF)
    Tripura Tribal Sengkrak Force (TTSF)
    Tiger Commando Force (TCF)
    Tripura Mukti Police (TMP)
    Tripura Rajya Raksha Bahini (TRRB)
    Tripura State Volunteers (TSV)
    Tripura National Democratic Tribal Force (TNDTF)

    EVEN MORE FREEDOM FIGHTING ORGANIZATIONS IN INDIA::

    National Militia of Tripura (NMT)
    All Tripura Bengali Regiment (ATBR)
    Bangla Mukti Sena (BMS)
    All Tripura Liberation Organisation (ATLO)
    Tripura National Army (TNA)
    Tripura State Volunteers (TSV)
    Borok National Council of Tripura (BNCT)
    Mizoram
    Bru National Liberation Front
    Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)

    Arunachal Dragon Force (ADF)

    Communist Party of India-Maoist (CPI-Maoist)
    People's War Group
    Maoist Communist Centre
    People's Guerrilla Army
    Communist Party of India-Marxist Leninist-Janashakti(CPI-ML-Janashakti)
    Tritiya Prastuti Committee (TPC)

    Tamil National Retrieval Troops (TNRT)
    Akhil Bharat Nepali Ekta Samaj (ABNES)
    Tamil Nadu Liberation Army (TNLA)
    Deendar Anjuman
    Students Islamic Movement of India (SIMI)
    Asif Reza Commando Force
    Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam (LTTE)
    Kamatapur Liberation Organisation (KLO)
    Ranvir Sena

    Wow!!! So many freedom fighting outfits in India. WOW!!!
    Hinddooos must be pulling their usual "suppress the minorities routine" on them. After all the protesting, they took matters in their own hands. So there we have it.

    INDIA, A FREEDOM FIGHTING CENTRALE!!!

    Gimme Kashmir!! Gimme Sikhland!! Gimme Tamil Land!!! Gimme Muslimland!!!

    FOLKS, just look at all the Freedom Fighting Outfits in India. They ain't no soup kitchens. Right?

    AND THEY ALL CAN'T BE WRONG !!!

    Hmmmmmm..

    Wow!!! So many freedom fighting outfits in India. WOW!!!
    Hinddooos must be pulling their usual "suppress the minorities routine" on them. After all the protesting, they took matters in their own hands. So there we have it.

    INDIA, A FREEDOM FIGHTING CENTRALE!!!

    Gimme Kashmir!! Gimme Sikhland!! Gimme Tamil Land!!! Gimme Muslimland!!!

    FOLKS, just look at all the Freedom Fighting Outfits in India. They ain't no soup kitchens. Right?

    AND THEY ALL CAN'T BE WRONG !!!

    Hmmmmmm..

    A SAMPLING OF SOME 114 FREEDOM FIGHTING ORGANIZATIONS IN INDIA:

    1. National Democratic Front of Bodoland (NDFB)

    2. United People's Democratic Solidarity (UPDS)

    3. Kamtapur Liberation Organisation (KLO)

    4. Bodo Liberation Tiger Force (BLTF)

    5. Dima Halim Daogah (DHD)

    6. Karbi National Volunteers (KNV)

    7. Rabha National Security Force (RNSF)

    8. Koch-Rajbongshi Liberation Organisation (KRLO)

    9. Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)

    10. Karbi People's Front (KPF)

    11. Tiwa National Revolutionary Force (TNRF)

    12. Bircha Commando Force (BCF)

    13. Bengali Tiger Force (BTF)

    January 26, 2015 at 10:42 pm |
  27. Fred

    "Has moved" it says. Past tense. Move along now. Get out of here. The cow trough is over there now. The pig trough is still on FOx so don't you worry none. Chickens are still scratching around too.

    January 26, 2015 at 10:48 pm |
    • banasy©

      Lead the way, asshole. You're always pretending to be the man of infinite action.

      January 26, 2015 at 10:56 pm |
  28. Cuchumber

    Ok

    Wow!!! So many freedom fighting outfits in India. WOW!!!
    Hinddooos must be pulling their usual "suppress the minorities routine" on them. After all the protesting, they took matters in their own hands. So there we have it.

    INDIA, A FREEDOM FIGHTING CENTRALE!!!

    Gimme Kashmir!! Gimme Sikhland!! Gimme Tamil Land!!! Gimme Muslimland!!!

    FOLKS, just look at all the Freedom Fighting Outfits in India. They ain't no soup kitchens. Right?

    AND THEY ALL CAN'T BE WRONG !!!

    Hmmmmmm..

    A SAMPLING OF SOME 114 FREEDOM FIGHTING ORGANIZATIONS IN INDIA:

    1. National Democratic Front of Bodoland (NDFB)

    2. United People's Democratic Solidarity (UPDS)

    3. Kamtapur Liberation Organisation (KLO)

    4. Bodo Liberation Tiger Force (BLTF)

    5. Dima Halim Daogah (DHD)

    6. Karbi National Volunteers (KNV)

    7. Rabha National Security Force (RNSF)

    8. Koch-Rajbongshi Liberation Organisation (KRLO)

    9. Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)

    10. Karbi People's Front (KPF)

    11. Tiwa National Revolutionary Force (TNRF)

    12. Bircha Commando Force (BCF)

    13. Bengali Tiger Force (BTF)

    14. Adivasi Security Force (ASF)

    15. All Assam Adivasi Suraksha Samiti (AAASS)

    16. Gorkha Tiger Force (GTF)

    17. Barak Valley Youth Liberation Front (BVYLF)

    18. United Liberation Front of Barak Valley

    19. United National Liberation Front (UNLF)

    20. People's Liberation Army (PLA)

    21. People's Revolutionary Party of Kangleipak (PREPAK)

    22. The above mentioned three groups now operate from a unified platform,

    23. the Manipur People's Liberation Front (MPLF)

    24. Kangleipak Communist Party (KCP)

    25. Kanglei Yawol Kanna Lup (KYKL)

    26. Manipur Liberation Tiger Army (MLTA)

    27. Iripak Kanba Lup (IKL)

    28. People's Republican Army (PRA)

    29. Kangleipak Kanba Kanglup (KKK)

    30. Kangleipak Liberation Organisation (KLO)

    31. Revolutionary Joint Committee (RJC)

    32. National Socialist Council of Nagaland - Isak-Muivah (NSCN-IM)

    33. People's United Liberation Front (PULF)

    34. Kuki National Army (KNA)

    35. Kuki Revolutionary Army (KRA)

    36. Kuki National Organisation (KNO)

    37. Kuki Independent Army (KIA)

    38. Kuki Defence Force (KDF)

    39. Kuki International Force (KIF)

    40. Kuki National Volunteers (KNV)

    41. Kuki Liberation Front (KLF)

    42. Kuki Security Force (KSF)

    43. Kuki Liberation Army (KLA)

    44. Kuki Revolutionary Front (KRF)

    45. United Kuki Liberation Front (UKLF)

    46. Hmar People's Convention (HPC)

    47. Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)

    48. Hmar Revolutionary Front (HRF)

    49. Zomi Revolutionary Army (ZRA)

    50. Zomi Revolutionary Volunteers (ZRV)

    51. Indigenous People's Revolutionary Alliance(IRPA)

    52. Kom Rem People's Convention (KRPC)

    53. Chin Kuki Revolutionary Front (CKRF)

    54. Hynniewtrep National Liberation Council (HNLC)

    55. Achik National Volunteer Council (ANVC)

    56. People's Liberation Front of Meghalaya (PLF-M)

    57. Hajong United Liberation Army (HULA)

    58. National Socialist Council of Nagaland (Isak-Muivah) – NSCN(IM)

    59. National Socialist Council of Nagaland (Khaplang) – NSCN (K)

    60. Naga National Council (Adino) – NNC (Adino)

    61. Babbar Khalsa International (BKI)

    62. Khalistan Zindabad Force (KZF)

    63. International Sikh Youth Federation (ISYF)

    64. Khalistan Commando Force (KCF)

    65. All-India Sikh Students Federation (AISSF)

    66. Bhindala Tigers Force of Khalistan (BTFK)

    67. Khalistan Liberation Army (KLA)

    68. Khalistan Liberation Front (KLF)

    69. Khalistan Armed Force (KAF)

    70. Dashmesh Regiment

    71. Khalistan Liberation Organisation (KLO)

    72. Khalistan National Army (KNA)

    73. National Liberation Front of Tripura (NLFT)

    74. All Tripura Tiger Force (ATTF)

    75. Tripura Liberation Organisation Front (TLOF)

    76. United Bengali Liberation Front (UBLF)

    77. Tripura Tribal Volunteer Force (TTVF)

    78. Tripura Armed Tribal Commando Force (TATCF)

    79. Tripura Tribal Democratic Force (TTDF)

    80. Tripura Tribal Youth Force (TTYF)

    81. Tripura Liberation Force (TLF)

    82. Tripura Defence Force (TDF)

    83. All Tripura Volunteer Force (ATVF)

    84. Tribal Commando Force (TCF)

    85. Tripura Tribal Youth Force (TTYF)

    86. All Tripura Bharat Suraksha Force (ATBSF)

    87. Tripura Tribal Action Committee Force (TTACF) Socialist Democratic

    88. Front of Tripura (SDFT)

    89. All Tripura National Force (ATNF)

    90. Tripura Tribal Sengkrak Force (TTSF)

    91. Tiger Commando Force (TCF)

    92. Tripura Mukti Police (TMP)

    93. Tripura Rajya Raksha Bahini (TRRB)

    94. Tripura State Volunteers (TSV)

    95. Tripura National Democratic Tribal Force (TNDTF)

    96. National Militia of Tripura (NMT)

    97. All Tripura Bengali Regiment (ATBR)

    98. Bangla Mukti Sena (BMS)

    99. All Tripura Liberation Organisation (ATLO)

    100. Tripura National Army (TNA)

    101. Tripura State Volunteers (TSV)

    102. Borok National Council of Tripura (BNCT)

    103. Mizoram

    104. Bru National Liberation Front

    105. Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)

    106. Arunachal Pradesh

    107. Arunachal Dragon Force (ADF)

    108. Left-wing Extremist groups

    109. People's Guerrilla Army

    110. People's War Group

    111. Maoist Communist Centre

    112. Communist Party of India-Maoist (CPI-Maoist)

    113. Communist Party of India (Marxist Leninist) Janashaktih

    114. Tamil National Retrieval Troops (TNRT)

    SOME MORE FREEDOM FIGHTING ORGANIZATIONS IN INDIA

    Akhil Bharat Nepali Ekta Samaj (ABNES)
    Al Badr
    All Tripura Tiger Force
    Al-Qaida
    Al-Umar-Mujahideen
    Babbar Khalsa International
    Communist Party of India (Maoist) all its formations and front organisations
    Communist Party of India (Marxist-Leninist) - People’s War, All its formations and front organizations
    Deendar Anjuman
    Dukhtaran-e-Millat (DEM)
    Harkat-ul-Mujahideen / Harkat-ul-Ansar / Harkat-ul-Jehad-e-Islami
    Hizb-ul-Mujahideen / Hizb-ul-Mujahideen Pir Panjal Regiment
    Indian Mujahideen and all its formations and front organisations
    International Sikh Youth Federation
    Jaish-e-Mohammad / Tahrik-e-Furqan
    Jamiat-ul-Mujahideen
    Jammu and Kashmir Islamic Front
    Kanglei Yawol Kanna Lup (KYKL)
    Kangleipak Communist Party (KCP)
    Khalistan Commando Force
    Khalistan Zindabad Force
    Lashkar-e-Taiba/ Pasban-e-Ahle Hadis
    Manipur People’s Liberation Front (MPLF)
    Maoist Communist Centre (MCC), All its formations and Front Organisations
    National Democratic Front of Bodoland (NDFB)
    National Liberation Front of Tripura
    People's Revolutionary Party of Kangleippak (PREPAK)
    Students Islamic Movement of India
    Tamil Nadu Liberation Army (TNLA)
    Tamil National Retrieval Troops (TNRT)
    Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam (LTTE)
    United Liberation Front of Assam (ULFA)
    United National Liberation Front (UNLF)
    Students Islamic Movement of India (SIMI)[

    United Liberation Front of Asom (ULFA)
    National Democratic Front of Bodoland (NDFB)
    United People's Democratic Solidarity (UPDS)
    Kamtapur Liberation Organisation (KLO)
    Bodo Liberation Tiger Force (BLTF)
    Dima Halim Daogah (DHD)
    Karbi National Volunteers (KNV)
    Rabha National Security Force (RNSF)
    Koch-Rajbongshi Liberation Organisation (KRLO)
    Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)
    Karbi People's Front (KPF)
    Tiwa National Revolutionary Force (TNRF)
    Bircha Commando Force (BCF)
    Bengali Tiger Force (BTF)
    Adivasi Security Force (ASF)
    All Assam Adivasi Suraksha Samiti (AAASS)
    Gorkha Tiger Force (GTF)
    Barak Valley Youth Liberation Front (BVYLF)
    Muslim United Liberation Tigers of Assam (MULTA)
    United Liberation Front of Barak Valley
    Muslim United Liberation Front of Assam (MULFA)
    Muslim Security Council of Assam (MSCA)
    United Liberation Militia of Assam (ULMA)
    Islamic Liberation Army of Assam (ILAA)
    Muslim Volunteer Force (MVF)
    Muslim Liberation Army (MLA)
    Muslim Security Force (MSF)
    Islamic Sevak Sangh (ISS)
    Islamic United Reformation Protest of India (IURPI)
    United Muslim Liberation Front of Assam (UMLFA)
    Revolutionary Muslim Commandos (RMC)
    Muslim Tiger Force (MTF)
    People’s United Liberation Front (PULF)
    Adam Sena (AS)
    Harkat-ul-Mujahideen
    Harkat-ul-Jehad
    Jammu & Kashmir

    Wow!!! So many freedom fighting outfits in India. WOW!!!
    Hinddooos must be pulling their usual "suppress the minorities routine" on them. After all the protesting, they took matters in their own hands. So there we have it.

    INDIA, A FREEDOM FIGHTING CENTRALE!!!

    Gimme Kashmir!! Gimme Sikhland!! Gimme Tamil Land!!! Gimme Muslimland!!!

    WAIT WAIT.....SOME MORE FREEDOM FIGHTING ORGANIZATIONS IN INDIA

    Akhil Bharat Nepali Ekta Samaj (ABNES)
    Al Badr
    All Tripura Tiger Force
    Al-Qaida
    Al-Umar-Mujahideen
    Babbar Khalsa International
    Communist Party of India (Maoist) all its formations and front organisations
    Communist Party of India (Marxist-Leninist) - People’s War, All its formations and front organizations
    Deendar Anjuman
    Dukhtaran-e-Millat (DEM)
    Harkat-ul-Mujahideen / Harkat-ul-Ansar / Harkat-ul-Jehad-e-Islami
    Hizb-ul-Mujahideen / Hizb-ul-Mujahideen Pir Panjal Regiment
    Indian Mujahideen and all its formations and front organisations
    International Sikh Youth Federation
    Jaish-e-Mohammad / Tahrik-e-Furqan
    Jamiat-ul-Mujahideen
    Jammu and Kashmir Islamic Front
    Kanglei Yawol Kanna Lup (KYKL)
    Kangleipak Communist Party (KCP)
    Khalistan Commando Force
    Khalistan Zindabad Force
    Lashkar-e-Taiba/ Pasban-e-Ahle Hadis
    Manipur People’s Liberation Front (MPLF)
    Maoist Communist Centre (MCC), All its formations and Front Organisations
    National Democratic Front of Bodoland (NDFB)
    National Liberation Front of Tripura
    People's Revolutionary Party of Kangleipak (PREPAK)
    Students Islamic Movement of India
    Tamil Nadu Liberation Army (TNLA)
    Tamil National Retrieval Troops (TNRT)
    Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam (LTTE)
    United Liberation Front of Assam (ULFA)
    United National Liberation Front (UNLF)
    Students Islamic Movement of India (SIMI)[

    United Liberation Front of Asom (ULFA)
    National Democratic Front of Bodoland (NDFB)
    United People's Democratic Solidarity (UPDS)
    Kamtapur Liberation Organisation (KLO)
    Bodo Liberation Tiger Force (BLTF)
    Dima Halim Daogah (DHD)
    Karbi National Volunteers (KNV)
    Rabha National Security Force (RNSF)
    Koch-Rajbongshi Liberation Organisation (KRLO)
    Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)
    Karbi People's Front (KPF)
    Tiwa National Revolutionary Force (TNRF)
    Bircha Commando Force (BCF)
    Bengali Tiger Force (BTF)
    Adivasi Security Force (ASF)
    All Assam Adivasi Suraksha Samiti (AAASS)
    Gorkha Tiger Force (GTF)
    Barak Valley Youth Liberation Front (BVYLF)
    Muslim United Liberation Tigers of Assam (MULTA)
    United Liberation Front of Barak Valley
    Muslim United Liberation Front of Assam (MULFA)
    Muslim Security Council of Assam (MSCA)
    United Liberation Militia of Assam (ULMA)
    Islamic Liberation Army of Assam (ILAA)
    Muslim Volunteer Force (MVF)
    Muslim Liberation Army (MLA)
    Muslim Security Force (MSF)
    Islamic Sevak Sangh (ISS)
    Islamic United Reformation Protest of India (IURPI)
    United Muslim Liberation Front of Assam (UMLFA)
    Revolutionary Muslim Commandos (RMC)
    Muslim Tiger Force (MTF)
    People’s United Liberation Front (PULF)
    Adam Sena (AS)
    Harkat-ul-Mujahideen
    Harkat-ul-Jehad
    Jammu & Kashmir

    WAIT ... WAIT .......EVEN MORE FREEDOM FIGHTING ORGANIZATIONS IN INDIA::

    Hynniewtrep National Liberation Council (HNLC)
    Achik National Volunteer Council (ANVC)
    People’s Liberation Front of Meghalaya (PLF-M)
    Hajong United Liberation Army (HULA)
    Nagaland

    National Socialist Council of Nagaland (Isak-Muivah) – NSCN(IM)
    National Socialist Council of Nagaland (Khaplang) – NSCN (K)
    Naga National Council (Adino) – NNC (Adino)
    Punjab
    Babbar Khalsa International (BKI)
    Khalistan Zindabad Force (KZF)
    International Sikh Youth Federation (ISYF)
    Khalistan Commando Force (KCF)
    All-India Sikh Students Federation (AISSF)
    Bhindala Tigers Force of Khalistan (BTFK)
    Khalistan Liberation Army (KLA)
    Khalistan Liberation Front (KLF)
    Khalistan Armed Force (KAF)
    Dashmesh Regiment
    Khalistan Liberation Organisation (KLO)
    Khalistan National Army (KNA)

    National Liberation Front of Tripura (NLFT)
    All Tripura Tiger Force (ATTF)
    Tripura Liberation Organisation Front (TLOF)
    United Bengali Liberation Front (UBLF)
    Tripura Tribal Volunteer Force (TTVF)
    Tripura Armed Tribal Commando Force (TATCF)
    Tripura Tribal Democratic Force (TTDF)
    Tripura Tribal Youth Force (TTYF)
    Tripura Liberation Force (TLF)
    Tripura Defence Force (TDF)
    All Tripura Volunteer Force (ATVF)
    Tribal Commando Force (TCF)
    Tripura Tribal Youth Force (TTYF)
    All Tripura Bharat Suraksha Force (ATBSF)
    Tripura Tribal Action Committee Force (TTACF)
    Socialist Democratic Front of Tripura (SDFT)
    All Tripura National Force (ATNF)
    Tripura Tribal Sengkrak Force (TTSF)
    Tiger Commando Force (TCF)
    Tripura Mukti Police (TMP)
    Tripura Rajya Raksha Bahini (TRRB)
    Tripura State Volunteers (TSV)
    Tripura National Democratic Tribal Force (TNDTF)

    EVEN MORE FREEDOM FIGHTING ORGANIZATIONS IN INDIA::

    National Militia of Tripura (NMT)
    All Tripura Bengali Regiment (ATBR)
    Bangla Mukti Sena (BMS)
    All Tripura Liberation Organisation (ATLO)
    Tripura National Army (TNA)
    Tripura State Volunteers (TSV)
    Borok National Council of Tripura (BNCT)
    Mizoram
    Bru National Liberation Front
    Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)

    Arunachal Dragon Force (ADF)

    Communist Party of India-Maoist (CPI-Maoist)
    People's War Group
    Maoist Communist Centre
    People's Guerrilla Army
    Communist Party of India-Marxist Leninist-Janashakti(CPI-ML-Janashakti)
    Tritiya Prastuti Committee (TPC)

    Tamil National Retrieval Troops (TNRT)
    Akhil Bharat Nepali Ekta Samaj (ABNES)
    Tamil Nadu Liberation Army (TNLA)
    Deendar Anjuman
    Students Islamic Movement of India (SIMI)
    Asif Reza Commando Force
    Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam (LTTE)
    Kamatapur Liberation Organisation (KLO)
    Ranvir Sena

    Wow!!! So many freedom fighting outfits in India. WOW!!!
    Hinddooos must be pulling their usual "suppress the minorities routine" on them. After all the protesting, they took matters in their own hands. So there we have it.

    INDIA, A FREEDOM FIGHTING CENTRALE!!!

    Gimme Kashmir!! Gimme Sikhland!! Gimme Tamil Land!!! Gimme Muslimland!!!

    FOLKS, just look at all the Freedom Fighting Outfits in India. They ain't no soup kitchens. Right?

    AND THEY ALL CAN'T BE WRONG !!!

    Hmmmmmm..

    Wow!!! So many freedom fighting outfits in India. WOW!!!
    Hinddooos must be pulling their usual "suppress the minorities routine" on them. After all the protesting, they took matters in their own hands. So there we have it.

    INDIA, A FREEDOM FIGHTING CENTRALE!!!

    Gimme Kashmir!! Gimme Sikhland!! Gimme Tamil Land!!! Gimme Muslimland!!!

    FOLKS, just look at all the Freedom Fighting Outfits in India. They ain't no soup kitchens. Right?

    AND THEY ALL CAN'T BE WRONG !!!

    Hmmmmmm..

    A SAMPLING OF SOME 114 FREEDOM FIGHTING ORGANIZATIONS IN INDIA:

    1. National Democratic Front of Bodoland (NDFB)

    2. United People's Democratic Solidarity (UPDS)

    3. Kamtapur Liberation Organisation (KLO)

    4. Bodo Liberation Tiger Force (BLTF)

    5. Dima Halim Daogah (DHD)

    6. Karbi National Volunteers (KNV)

    7. Rabha National Security Force (RNSF)

    8. Koch-Rajbongshi Liberation Organisation (KRLO)

    9. Hmar People's Convention- Democracy (HPC-D)

    10. Karbi People's Front (KPF)

    11. Tiwa National Revolutionary Force (TNRF)

    12. Bircha Commando Force (BCF)

    13. Bengali Tiger Force (BTF)

    January 26, 2015 at 10:51 pm |
  29. banasy©

    Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, "Olive or Twist?"

    January 26, 2015 at 10:52 pm |
    • Fred

      Umm. Oliver? I don't know.

      January 26, 2015 at 10:54 pm |
  30. Fred

    Sounds like a fun game though. Got any Goodbye Mr. Chips?

    January 26, 2015 at 10:56 pm |
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